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JMDToaster

@jmdtoaster.bsky.social
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01/09/02 If not going insane, I’m appreciating sides of me yall never seen

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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Fuck this fucking earth and fuck this app
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I’m usually at work so that’s why it’s a quick like and then I’m back to working
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I love the terms like that that don’t oversimplify it it makes it hottwr
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
King Of Leon
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I have no idea what I’m doing in Outer Wilds
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I’ve been trying Lucah I swear
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/05/2026
do any religious texts mention golden idols anywhere
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Last day of healthcare. Time to join an mlm. Last resort time everyone let’s make it happen
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Man if there’s one benefit to living alone now it’s that I can hang a rope on a ledge and nobody would notice
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Shouldn’t I be painting you instead?
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You know you fucked up when even the army doesn’t want you
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
You easily could
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READ RAVEN'S DOJO - Raven Perez @ravensdojo.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Humans won't work unless they're forced to" is a myth for stupid people. If you're paying attention, humanity loves to do the job... they just don't like to be exploited and abused just to survive, the 2 tools people THINK you need to inflict upon humans to make them work.
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
She would never have to apologize to me
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Losing my job, joining the army #gohawks
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Please stay safe Crash
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I really hope you’re doing ok
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Stay safe
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I want a gassy lap dance
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Melissa Ryan @melissaryan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Y'all, they threw Pam Bondi's official DOJ portrait in the trash, then LEAKED a photo to the media. There is literally no upside to being a MAGA bootlicker. www.ms.now/news/pam-bon...
Pam Bondi's official DOJ portrait in the trash. Obtained by MS NOW
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
And yet, the new Pams will continue to line up, eager and bright eyed, utterly convinced THAT will never be THEM. So it goes.
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Pons @gassipons.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Farts are literally designed to be outside your body you shouldn’t hold them in ever it should be illegal
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
God this is really good art
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
God the shyness adds so much
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I can confirm she loves bloat berries
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Jey Pawlik 🏳️‍⚧️ @jpawlik.com · 31/03/2026
Hey happy #TDOV everyone! Here's a little trans story for y'all about reclaiming hygiene and being my best trans self~ #Webcomic #Comic
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Ass is always worth worshipping
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Yes, and a group of executives that thought it’s what we wanted
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I remember this era. People also didn’t like it because the music itself sucked and was like 6ix9ine but made by executives
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Some of you might remember back in 2022, when there was a huge controversy over an "AI" "rapper" named FN Meka that got signed to Capitol Records, before the backlash quickly killed that.
AI rapper FN Meka dropped by Capitol over racial stereotyping
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
That’s a really good question like is that real for preservation?
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Ginseng 🍂 @mintyginseng.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The sudden and rapid resurgence of Harry Potter in pop culture feels like a giant psyop. I cannot for one second believe that people just decided to hop back on the hype train for an IP that has been on life support for close to a decade.
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
How much
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
We all still love you Crash.
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I wish
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
You should call me then
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This I have SO much respect for them
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I think I'm the only person who monitors the Spotify charts closely enough to notice a potentially huge single rising up the charts, it's almost in the top 50 and I'm curious to see how far it can go. Can find nothing about the artist, White Noise Radiance, I don't get how there's so little coverage
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Folks, I was just alerted to the existence of this book, I am going to purchase it immediately and I highly encourage you to do the same www.bloomsbury.com/us/scatman-j...
Scatman John: The Remarkable Story of the World's Unlikeliest Popstar by Gina Waggott
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Whichever you’d prefer
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I want this so bad
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Rizmy (リズミー) @r1zmy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
We have a month before Discord forces us to comply with their shit. What we need to do now is organize and scout ahead all of the potential replacements then firmly sit our ass on one site rather than spreading apart. We tanked Skype with Discord, we tanked X with Bluesky, we can do it again.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/02/2026
Evert time MAGA wants to make it look like their music is in the charts, they run to iTunes since no one uses it to buy music anymore. They inflate it with straw purchases and then act like it's indicative of the actual music charts. They're doing the same thing with Kid Rock today.
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An image of a social media post from an account named Benny Johnson, featuring a screenshot of a music chart. The post text claims that Kid Rock has overtaken Bad Bunny for the "Top Song in the World," despite promotion from Apple. The music chart screenshot shows a song titled "'Til You Can't" by Kid Rock at the number 1 position, followed by Cody Johnson’s version of the same song at number 2, Bad Bunny's "DtMF" at number 3, and Gabby Barrett's "The Good Ones" at number 4. All songs are listed with a price of $1.29. A red box highlights the number 1 entry for Kid Rock.
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
He already made a shitty country album last year that was basically non political
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Jella @jellatenous.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Good Charlottesville, is this anything? Fash Mouth Pierce the Volk All America-First Rejects?
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
That band actually exists btw
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
DMd
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Oras
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I tend to just get the phone either near my chair or my pants if I feel a good one and then just let it loose
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JMDToaster @jmdtoaster.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Omg I wish I had someone to do that in my room with
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