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@jlinnane.bsky.social
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Jessica @jlinnane.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Honestly this is literally what happened. Signed up, looked through the discover feed, saw 8,000 Jerry posts, said idk who this guy is but I think I have to follow him because he seems to be a built in feature
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Jessica @jlinnane.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nah, I'm begging the fellas to do more emotional labor
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Jessica @jlinnane.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Is this about @ceej.online
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Jessica @jlinnane.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I like the part where they tell you the post-renovation valuation, but the "people are dying to get in here" line is becoming repetitive.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes federal agents
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Me my whole life: Nothing is black and white. You have to consider nuance Now: We face a heinous, remorseless evil
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Jessica @jlinnane.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Also first time attempting alt text, let me know if there's an issue
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Jessica @jlinnane.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Insane shit when looking at my state in an ICE tracker
A picture of a map that says "Recent ICE Raids Map" above it. There is a pin on the city of Vallejo and tapping it has expanded a dialog box that says:
Address: Six Flags Discovery Kingdom, 1001, Six Flags Discovery Kingdom, Harry Floyd Terrace, Vallejo, Solano County, California, 94589, United States
Time: 7/17/2025, 12:38:00 PM
Details: Two ice officers in the marvel area of the park walking around
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Jessica @jlinnane.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Horrific. In a later video when ICE is carrying her by the arms she explains she's autistic and has a brain injury, so she probably needed time to process their conflicting instructions. She was just trying to go to the doctor. I'm not in Minneapolis, but as a disabled person this terrifies me.
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Jessica @jlinnane.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I don't want to have kids but I hate using the term childfree because I don't want to be mistaken for someone who's foaming at the mouth calling children things like "crotch goblins". I have no desire to parent but kids are people too.
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ceej @ceej.online · 23/12/2025
bari weiss is like, wait, I want to hear the concentration camp’s side
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
They should invent a California where you can afford to live
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Jessica @jlinnane.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The United States of Woke
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
The year is 2025. The rarest skill in the world is acting normal for like 15 minutes. For me of course it's effortless
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ceej @ceej.online · 11/09/2025
none of the gotcha examples of "out-of-control scientific spending" bother me in the slightest. isn't science about finding shit out? "they spent a million dollars of taxpayer money to see if they could make mice sexier" okay, well, what was the answer? I want to know too
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2025
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/08/2025
I don't care if my elected officials are built like olive oyl I just want them to give me health care
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/08/2025
FEDERAL AGENT PULLED FROM THE FINAL STAGES OF A TEN YEAR INVESTIGATION TO CAPTURE THE KILLER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE "HOUSTON HATCHETMAN" SERIAL MURDERS TO PATROL TOURISTS ON THE NATIONAL MALL: hey. you can't vape there
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/08/2025
sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Maybe 10 years ago: Technology is great and makes my life easier in many ways Now (holding a big caveman club): We must destroy machine
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Jessica @jlinnane.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
@thelouvreof.bsky.social
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Something we'll be hearing more and more I think
Why is everything a scam now
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Please be mindful how you talk to the millennials in your life, you never know when they might be experiencing acid reflux ❤️
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Rep. Mike Thompson @mikethompson.house.gov · 13/07/2025
July is Disability Pride Month! This month, we recognize the contributions of the disability community and recommit ourselves to working towards a more inclusive society.
Graphic celebrating Disability Pride Month, featuring bold white text at the top that reads "Disability Pride Month." In the center is the Disability Pride Flag with horizontal stripes in the following order from top to bottom: black, blue, yellow, white, red, green, and black. The background is dark blue with faint fireworks and a colorful chevron design. Text at the bottom reads "July 2025" and "United States Congressman Mike Thompson, Representing California's Fourth District."
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
microdosing the big bang by enduring 48 hours of neighborhood fireworks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2025
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Big fan of democracy but we'll have to admit it's an L of historic proportions to get subverted and destroyed not by some strategic genius but by possibly the dumbest man on earth
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I have a lot of respect for tomatoes but they don't belong on a sandwich of any kind. But you can't say that in today's society
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2025
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 14/06/2025
“I actually wanna go to a protest rally more than I wanna go to an authoritarian military parade.”
Tim Heidecker as a doctor in ITYSL
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/06/2025
this image of the FBI at the orders of the state to arrest an elected politician for just asking the DHS secretary a question needs to be spread for the next 4 years when talking about the fascism of this administration
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I call on beloved LA band The Red Hot Chili Peppers to defuse tensions with a public performance of their song ‘Sir Psycho Sexy’
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/06/2025
i love how nearly everything is a scam now
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
a very important reminder
women exist
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