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JLew

@jlew.pro
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I like weird things and people. If you’re unsure if I am being facetious, I am being facetious.

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JLew @jlew.pro · 18/09/2026
No one: Absolutely no one: Not a god damn soul: Pharrell Williams: Guitar!
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🌑 @fell.energy · 11/04/2026
well i dont want the poo poo to pee pee cause i dont think that theyd understand
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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JLew @jlew.pro · 27/03/2026
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JLew @jlew.pro · 02/01/2026
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi I'm fucking lightning bolt
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
sony pocketstation
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JLew @jlew.pro · 30/11/2025
Danzig has got to be one of the worst insult makers of all time. Alright Danzig, I don’t like you, you don’t like me go ahead do your worst Inside your brain ( alright alright go on) There’s probably a whore
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a little girl with blonde hair is making a funny face while sitting in a car seat .
Alt: a little girl with blonde hair and buckteeth is making a funny confused face while sitting in a car seat
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JLew @jlew.pro · 25/09/2025
Fuck me this wallet is fire amzn.to/46kuuoW
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LEGO Trifold Wallet, Kids Unisex Wallet for Boys and Girls, with Clear ID Window, Card and Cash Pockets and Secure Hook and Loop Closure, Bee Girl
Make saving money more fun with this officially licensed LEGO Trifold Wallet for kids! Perfectly designed for young LEGO fans, this colorful wallet combines functionality with iconic LEGO style. Made from durable, high-quality fabric and featuring classic LEGO designs, it’s the ultimate accessory for kids who want to keep their essentials organized and secure. The wallet includes a clear interior ID window—ideal for storing a school ID, bus pass, or even your favorite LEGO minifigure. Inside, there are two card slots for storing gift cards, credit cards, or library cards, plus a secure coin pocket to keep change safely in place. The trifold construction folds up neatly and fastens with a strong hook-and-loop closure, making it easy for little hands to open and close. Lightweight and compact, it fits easily into backpacks and lunchboxes. Whether it’s for everyday use, travel, or back-to-school, this LEGO wallet is a fun and practical gift idea for boys and girls. Wallet measures 3.25” x 4.5” folded or 10” x 4.5" opened. Matching LEGO backpack and lunchbox sold separately.
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Pixels Puddlefen @pixelthegnome.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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JLew @jlew.pro · 19/09/2025
Bye disney and hulu
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JLew @jlew.pro · 18/09/2025
Getting into peptides has taken me out of bluesky and way deep into telegram :(
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Bill Higgins-- Beam Jockey @beamjockey.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74.
Screenshot of a Bluesky posting by Dwayne Day, with text: "Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74." Dr. Day includes a screenshot of a posting by Pelle Moe, saying "Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74." Moe included a posting from PC Gamer which shows a photo of Mr. Telser, a white-haired balding man with pink skin, and text reading "Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74." Moe also quotes one from a user named Kirk who writes "Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74." and also includes a posting from a user named Gianfranco, who writes "Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74." Thanks, Dwayne, for bringing my attention to this matter. May Larry Tesler cut, copy, and paste in peace.
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JLew @jlew.pro · 10/09/2025
I can do it! I can step up to the stuff life throws at me! I can overcome the hurtles, both circumstantial and of my own cause.
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JLew @jlew.pro · 10/09/2025
@fairygodmegan.bsky.social
Handmade blue bear ( terrifying)
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Is ICE about to go buck wild using cell site simulators? Good thing EFF has a project to help you detect them: www.eff.org/deeplinks/20... www.forbes.com/sites/the-wi...
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Meet Rayhunter: A New Open Source Tool from EFF to Detect Cellular Spying
Rayhunter is a new open source tool we’ve created that runs off an affordable mobile hotspot that we hope empowers everyone, regardless of technical skill, to help search out cell-site simulators (CSS...
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JLew @jlew.pro · 09/09/2025
EVERYONE: I have some seriously terrible upsetting news.
NJ transit uses 12AM to be noon, compared to every single competent institution.
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JLew @jlew.pro · 09/09/2025
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a man in a mask says i don t even want to be around anymore
Alt: a man in an insanely fake mask and costume says i don t even want to be around anymore
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JLew @jlew.pro · 08/09/2025
Let’s burn shit to the ground?
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 03/09/2025
what if people were allowed to be a little silly with it online
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Jessica Valenti @jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Not enough people know this - and they should!
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maddie "headless horseyland" davis @maddiebb.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
just a feeling
something good is coming

dog pointing to star
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JLew @jlew.pro · 30/08/2025
A door that big in Kazakhstan, you already know what’s in there; My wife!
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a man in a suit and tie has a pin on his jacket that says ' a '
Alt: a man in a suit and tie, and a big mustache. It’s Borat
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Travis Knight @travisknight.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Thank Zenithar it's Fredas
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
To catch a plane you have to think like a plane
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JLew @jlew.pro · 22/08/2025
Gen z: Ankle socks are lame Stephen King: Noted
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JLew @jlew.pro · 15/08/2025
Dear everyone on BlueSky: I love you!
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JLew @jlew.pro · 15/08/2025
The milkshake song but it’s about how much better the A/C in my car is than yours.
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JLew @jlew.pro · 14/08/2025
I don’t go to church, church goes to me. Im worshipping when I’m drinking a beer, digging a hole, or catching a fish.
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Diane Galloway @adgwatches.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Live footage from DC
A still from Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode “The Broodwich” where Master Shake is in Purgatory holding the half-eaten demon Broodwich. A little Vienna-sausage looking demon holding a massive axe has chopped his own leg off
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JLew @jlew.pro · 14/08/2025
To the tune of Sugar Ray Fly: IIIIIIII Just want to die a chicka cicka chicka chicka whitcha want
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Walter IV @walteriv.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Haha, yeah!!!
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Special little mother.
Bart and Marge Simpson look at each other, both seeming a little surprised or apprehensive. Bart says, "mom, you look fantastic". Marge replies, "thank you sweetie".
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JLew @jlew.pro · 12/08/2025
I am once again posting Olive, you are welcome.
Olive the cat wearing a knitted hat sweater and little boots. She is staring to the side of the camera, clearly putting up with the clothing and contemplating what lead to this and what might lead out of it.
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JLew @jlew.pro · 09/08/2025
Asheville is fun
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JLew @jlew.pro · 07/08/2025
Phrogrrel Williams
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JLew @jlew.pro · 07/08/2025
This but DO IT LADY
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JLew @jlew.pro · 07/08/2025
You see this post a title screen that is iconic to you
A video game screen showing link riding a horse in a field aka 
The legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time title screen
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JLew @jlew.pro · 27/07/2025
You’re very cool and nice and good looking
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JLew @jlew.pro · 22/07/2025
If you watch and don’t like Eddington, please let me know.
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JLew @jlew.pro · 18/07/2025
Finn the dog happy at a parkGolden beetle Cute bun and cat being buds on a couchA bar cat on a bar patron’s head.
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JLew @jlew.pro · 18/07/2025
Koron stuffed toyDog with flower crownMidsommar party under awning whites dresses, pretty people,  flower crowns, smiling facesBear costune for midsommar party, cute as hell
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JLew @jlew.pro · 18/07/2025
For @mothcub.bsky.social
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JLew @jlew.pro · 17/07/2025
youtu.be/PugcxQYJGjs?...
youtu.be
Lanky Kong listens to DK Rap for the first time
YouTube video by Joel Haver
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The Sassiest Semite @littlemisslizz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
It’s not a real Guitar Center if I haven’t gotten into at least one argument with the manager of the percussion department. That’s just a sparkling music store.
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JLew @jlew.pro · 13/07/2025
The back of a liquid haz mat truck with the words cum truck cun truck we aint hauling milk and the cartoon image of Yosemite Sam
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities
Engraved line of chinese poetry captioned 
"Stroking the sword while
lamenting the social realities" (tE
剑伤世路),engravedbyShen
Qianqiu. Ming Dynasty (Fig. 14)
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JLew @jlew.pro · 10/07/2025
Lexus pray
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