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JLAKBJ

@jlakbj.bsky.social
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Waiting patiently for more election and baseball and basketball stats people to make it over here

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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 5h
no one's doing it like college woso
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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 12h
This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever
A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Texas - 10th House Polling - (Trump +22 District) Senate: 🔴 Paxton: 45% 🔵 Talarico: 42% Governor: 🔴 Abbott: 50%* 🔵 Hinojosa: 42% Change Research / Sept 22, 2026
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Idaho Capital Sun @idahocapitalsun.com · 01/10/2026
Idaho residents recently received a fundraising appeal from Vice President JD Vance to support Idaho’s Republican U.S. Sen. Jim Risch in his campaign for reelection, claiming Democrats were prepared to spend millions to defeat the incumbent in what Vance said is an “urgent national race.” #idpol
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In warning letter, VP Vance says Dems are 'prepared to pour millions' into Idaho to flip Risch seat • Idaho Capital Sun
Many Idaho residents recently received a fundraising appeal in the mail from U.S. Vice President JD Vance to support Idaho’s longtime Republican U.S. Sen. Jim Risch in his campaign for reelection, claiming Democrats were prepared to “pour millions of dollars into Idaho” to defeat the incumbent in what Vance said is an “urgent national race.” …
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social @teamhamiltonhq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Meischa was Roger Marshall's patient. This is her story.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
THEY CANCELLED RED LION www.detroitnews.com/story/news/p...
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County GOP chair resigns after posts about bad Republican vibes
The GOP official's social media posts through the account Red Lion Politics drew a backlash from other Marquette County Republicans.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🚫 protect the lead by going to the corner ✅ punctuate the dub with a mf'n banger
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R.L. Bynum @rl-bynum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No. 7 #UNC women's soccer ends No. 2 Duke's unbeaten run with a 4-2 win, matching the total number of goals the Blue Devils had given up in their first seven games.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 13/09/2026
So are those three all going to get Basilisked now?
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous
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Aaron Nadell @aaronnadell.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's got Jonah Ryan swinging an ax energy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIQ7...
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Jonah Ryan Focus Group
YouTube video by reidalmighty
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 08/09/2026
Starting to suspect that Conman’s team has come to loathe this man. Uh, sure, nerd, get in that cage and have a few cracks with a bat that you’ve never handled in your life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Blue Tsunami #NoKings @bluefuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If there is one state we should go all in on with, it is North Carolina. Because the state legislature drew an egregious Republican gerrymander that is actually vulnerable (albeit only slightly) to sending a delegation entirely of the opposing party in a wave year. Make them pay for cheating!
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the second time the Giants have picked him up.
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Never a doubt #orioles
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/08/2026
Attention Parents: We will no longer be using MyGrades for progress reports, they will be on RePortz. Discipline & attendance events will be tracked on Spanc. Bus service will be monitored with YELO. These services are accessible through the KidzPortal. You can set up your portal account in MyGrades
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most, assuming "Yoink!" and "D'oh!" don't count: 5) Homer: "Stupider like a fox!" 4) Cecil: "Snigger all you like, Bob!" 3) Jasper: "You [___] who in the what now?" 2) Milhouse: "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" 1) Homer: "I think he's talking to you."
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I've uttered most, assuming "Yoink!" and "D'oh!" don't count: 5) Homer: "Stupider like a fox!" 4) Cecil: "Snigger all you like, Bob!" 3) Jasper: "You [___] who in the what now?" 2) Milhouse: "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" 1) Homer: "I think he's talking to you."
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Defector covers that time in 1957 that some Reds players were unjustly removed from the All-Star game in favor of a couple of nobodies defector.com/how-cincinna...
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How Cincinnati Ruined All-Star Voting For A Dozen Years | Defector
For as long as baseball’s All-Star Game has been played—almost every year since 1933, including twice a year from 1959 to 1962—it’s been the ultimate in wish fulfillment for fans. Want to see a team o...
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I looked into SolarCity when buying solar several years ago. I requested an estimate online and they called me twice. Both times I picked up and no one was on the line. I called back and got nobody. 6 months after I installed solar using a great company, SC emailed me, “we hear you want solar” 1/2
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
what a pull
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icarusairlines.bsky.social @icarusairlines.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
She’s his right hand arm. man. she’s mr. trump everything, his confidant, his best friend. his silly rabbit.
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#Orioles now in a 5-way tie for the last wild card spot (about to be 4)! Giddyup
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This is AFAIK my most right-wing coded opinion. (no idea what #2 would even be) In addition, elections and politics are very important and I think it’s generally OK to let people spend money on important things
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Dj @djsoke.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Two coughing babies maximizing their joint flop omg
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First Wordle Problems @fwordleproblems.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I know a lot of people in Michigan are maybe gonna feel a little sad or angry or resentful tonight. And I get it. I don't like seeing Skubal on the mound for the Dodgers either. We'll get through this. We don't have to watch if we don't want to.
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
[Homer sits backwards on a chair] let me tell you about ANOTHER giant brute who was being beaten by Nobody
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
JFC
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Actually, what Fukushima proves is that nuclear power is so safe that it took a record-breaking earthquake followed by a record-breaking tsunami just to break an aging reactor that was already past its intended shut down date. And no one even died.
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is the stuff
The spiky rollercoastery win probability chart for today's Orioles vs Tigers game, where the O's went down 7-0, tied it 7-7, went up 9-7 in the 11, gave up a tying 2-run home run, then held on to win 10-9 in the 12th
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This game is nuts #orioles
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don't think I would have based Odysseus's appearance on Graham Chapman in The Life of Brian, but that's why Elon makes the big bucks
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The inclusion of potatoes in Lord of the Rings obviously indicates that Tolkien intended an all-South American cast for any adaptation
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Gunner with the -110 degree launch angle RBI single, just the way they drew it up #orioles
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
do people on this site not understand the concept of "damning with faint praise"? Did they complain about Biden's comments on Kissinger's death?
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Maine secretary of state says Graham Platner *has* formally withdrawn from the Senate race. This is ahead of the Monday deadline, and so the Democratic party will be authorized to replace him, by July 27th.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
He's probably just being an egotistical flake, but there are campaign finance consequences that trigger when he formally drops out, things you have to stop spending on. I suspect we'll see, when the report gets filed, a lot of shoveling money out the door as quickly as possible these last few days.
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
staffer: "senator mcconnell's office" me, calling from my louisville area code cell phone: "hi, i was just wondering. is Senator McConnell alive?" staffer: (pause,sigh) "we appreciate your concern, we can pass that message along" me: "oh i'm not concerned, just wondering" staffer: (pause) "we appre
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Telemundo announcer straight up losing his voice!
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Josh Israel @jeisrael.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Scott Perry was only member of the Pennsylvania delegation, of either party, to vote no on a bipartisan housing affordability law. pennsylvaniaindependent.com/politics/rep...
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Rep. Scott Perry votes against bipartisan affordable housing bill
The Pennsylvania Republican cast one of just 32 votes against the 21st Century ROAD to Housing Act.
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THAT ONE COUNTS! THAT ONE COUNTS!!!
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
WHAT A SAVE
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
this is what happens when you get rid of the Department of Defense
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lord knows I don’t get them all right, but I have never been prouder to have told a candidate fundraising text to eat shit and fuck off than the Platner one how ever many months ago
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JLAKBJ @jlakbj.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This is quitter talk, he's outta here
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