Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 02/05/2026“Donald Trump is the greatest president of my lifetime.” -People that were born yesterday 022
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 02/03/2026“If you’re not fifteen minutes early, you’re late.” -Doctor’s Offices 010
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Imagine being God. Everything is closed on your one day off. 010
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 20/12/2025A cannabis sucker called “Da Good Shit Lollipop.” 000
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Foxy Shazam: “And God knows I've had some rough fucking years” Probably most people: “I get this” 021
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 04/09/2025A mobster movie starring dogs, and there’s a scene where an older mobster dog is in the kitchen with a younger mobster dog and says, “You never know when you’ll have to cook for a bunch of guys. Let me show you how to make the gravy,” and mixes some water into a bowl of kibble. 011
Reposted by Jarrod WinterDave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Colbert rules, CBS drools. 429534
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I have an unruly dog that I’m taking care of for somebody else, and after watching “Superman,” I feel seen. Thank you, @jamesgunn.bsky.social 011
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Why is it socially acceptable to say “scabetti” but not “churmavelli”? The possibilities are endless. Racamoni? 021
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Going to Joann’s now feels like being a selfish person visiting a friend in hospice: “I’m so sorry this is happening to you. I’m going to miss you so much. You don’t need these shoes anymore, do you?” #joann #joanns 020
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I’m not a tattoo person, but if I was, I’d get a bullseye on the spot on my back that’s always itchy, so my wife would know where to scratch. 011
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I don’t do a Georgian cheese boat until at least the third date. I’m not a slut. 032
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 12/03/2025They lost the other tuba players in the transfer portal. 050
Reposted by Jarrod WinterWylder 🏳️⚧️♿ Help Us?? @wylder.myatproto.social · 26/02/2025Cis folks, if you have trans folks in your life you care about, explicitly state your support NOW & back it up with communication & help to prove it. The only support I FEEL now is the loud support. We'll need help existing from here on out. Don't leave loved ones wondering how alone they are. 3232106
Reposted by Jarrod WinterMichael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 08/03/2025It goes without saying but it’s important to keep saying it. 12544128
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 06/02/2025“Legend” seems like an overstatement for Joe Buck. He’s just famous. 020
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Cats fight and then eventually become friends. Super heroes fight and then eventually become friends. Are super heroes based on cats? 030
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 02/02/2025“Go ahead. Add another day to your 1 day streak!” I don’t think I appreciate your tone, online game. 031
Reposted by Jarrod WinterJenn Liu @jennkliu.bsky.social · 01/02/2025The great irony about MAGA’s fixation on DEI is that Trump is actively lowering the standards to serve in government and filling his cabinet with some of the most unqualified people in history to ever hold these positions. 20669158
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Utah should continue its tradition of keeping names that don’t apply, though I don’t know if there are coyotes in Utah. 000
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 22/12/2024It’s better to be a tail wagger than a whale tagger. 031
Reposted by Jarrod WinterMichael McKean @mjmckean.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Rare selfie from the Hummel Telescope. 532200139
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I knew we were in trouble as soon as I saw the black glasses. 010
Reposted by Jarrod WinterAmanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's. 368131891335
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Help! I got a new ironing board cover, and it’s wrinkly. Please advise. 000
Reposted by Jarrod WinterJoey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Why buy the cow when if you want to have sex with milk you can get it for cheaper at the store? 2192
Reposted by Jarrod WinterLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis 614277742450
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Casanova was not very popular in Spain, because his name translated to “House no go.” 000
Reposted by Jarrod Winter✿Lily cutie ✿ @lilycutie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024To be fair she does look like a chicken. 533023171
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Anybody else have ELO constantly running through their head while using this app? 010
Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 19/11/2024When everything feels like it’s completely falling apart, and you can’t take on one more responsibility, that’s when the smoke alarm starts beeping for no reason. 040
