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A mobster movie starring dogs, and there’s a scene where an older mobster dog is in the kitchen with a younger mobster dog and says, “You never know when you’ll have to cook for a bunch of guys. Let me show you how to make the gravy,” and mixes some water into a bowl of kibble.

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

We must increase bands. 10,001 Maniacs

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Dave Hill @mrdavehill.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Colbert rules, CBS drools.

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I have an unruly dog that I’m taking care of for somebody else, and after watching “Superman,” I feel seen. Thank you, @jamesgunn.bsky.social

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Why is it socially acceptable to say “scabetti” but not “churmavelli”? The possibilities are endless. Racamoni?

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Going to Joann’s now feels like being a selfish person visiting a friend in hospice: “I’m so sorry this is happening to you. I’m going to miss you so much. You don’t need these shoes anymore, do you?” #joann #joanns

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I’m not a tattoo person, but if I was, I’d get a bullseye on the spot on my back that’s always itchy, so my wife would know where to scratch.

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Rex Chapman @rexchapman.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Lmaooooooooo

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I don’t do a Georgian cheese boat until at least the third date. I’m not a slut.

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Wylder 🏳️‍⚧️♿ Help Us?? @wylder.myatproto.social · 26/02/2025

Cis folks, if you have trans folks in your life you care about, explicitly state your support NOW & back it up with communication & help to prove it. The only support I FEEL now is the loud support. We'll need help existing from here on out. Don't leave loved ones wondering how alone they are.

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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

It goes without saying but it’s important to keep saying it.

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Cats fight and then eventually become friends. Super heroes fight and then eventually become friends. Are super heroes based on cats?

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

“Go ahead. Add another day to your 1 day streak!” I don’t think I appreciate your tone, online game.

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Jenn Liu @jennkliu.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The great irony about MAGA’s fixation on DEI is that Trump is actively lowering the standards to serve in government and filling his cabinet with some of the most unqualified people in history to ever hold these positions.

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

It’s better to be a tail wagger than a whale tagger.

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Michael McKean @mjmckean.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Rare selfie from the Hummel Telescope.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Ben Folds and Jeremy Irons should get together and start a dry cleaning business. They could call it Ben and Jerry's.

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Help! I got a new ironing board cover, and it’s wrinkly. Please advise.

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Joey Alison Sayers @joeyalison.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Why buy the cow when if you want to have sex with milk you can get it for cheaper at the store?

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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Casanova was not very popular in Spain, because his name translated to “House no go.”

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✿Lily cutie ✿ @lilycutie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Anybody else have ELO constantly running through their head while using this app?

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Jarrod Winter @jjwinter.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

When everything feels like it’s completely falling apart, and you can’t take on one more responsibility, that’s when the smoke alarm starts beeping for no reason.

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