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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I know what’s going on here.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Dammit, I took the Padres at +19½ today.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
@sheaserrano.bsky.social why are you not talking any Spurs shit during these Finals? Do you not want to jinx it, or am I just not seeing it? 
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@sheaserrano.bsky.social I somehow have one email address as a paid subscriber and another email address as a freeloader. So I got both Blind Box emails today. The paid me won’t say shit to the free me, I promise.
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I like to walk up to folks who think they're invincible and straight up vince the shit out of 'em.
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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't. FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/11/2025
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
@sheaserrano.bsky.social Bruce wanted to chew on it but I told him I need to read it first. It feels 17% more expensive than I thought it would!
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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I’m praying for Charlie Kirk because he’s a human being and because he’s someone’s son. I condemn the attack on him because it is morally wrong and because any act of political violence is an attack on America itself.
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Candace Avalos @candaceavalos.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
People living under fascism didn’t survive by giving up joy—they protected it. They held onto the things fascism tried to erase: art, friendship, jokes, rituals, language, memory. Not as escapism but as resistance. As proof they were still human. Joy isn’t frivolous under fascism. It’s strategic.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
@sheaserrano.bsky.social ok, your laptop’s reaction to you asking what a chukker was made me legit LOL. Just gifted GOOD MOVIE to my bro-in-law and my sons (23 and 20). Keep it up. ✊
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/03/2025
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
“Chocolate covered potato chips? This is how empires fall.” *30 seconds later* “I have the taste of God in my mouth.”
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.
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