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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I know what’s going on here.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I know what’s going on here.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You turning into Andy Rooney?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
That’s a skunk. Everyone go home.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Dammit, I took the Padres at +19½ today.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My son had a friend at tonight’s game and said parking was $600.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
@sheaserrano.bsky.social why are you not talking any Spurs shit during these Finals? Do you not want to jinx it, or am I just not seeing it? 
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@sheaserrano.bsky.social I somehow have one email address as a paid subscriber and another email address as a freeloader. So I got both Blind Box emails today. The paid me won’t say shit to the free me, I promise.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Sounds good.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Tell me you gave him a “Fuck Boston.”
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
And Smart has greatly exceeded my expectations.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Who could we get as an upgrade for Ayton? I’ve watched enough to see he’s more of a liability than an asset. he’s not going to magically get tougher or get better hands.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The Studio
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Swiss Army knife. Astonishing to do that against S Carolina at her size.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Yeah, he was already in a mood in that last in-game interview, threw her under the bus telling national television she was calling the refs bad names. 
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Wow. You just said that out loud. I actually like quite a few of the Celtics players over the past few years. But the uniform means none of them can be my favorite. I thought you had standards. 😎
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Luka got away with a little push off there but I’ll take it. How are you feeling about Smart? Got such mixed feelings about that dude. 
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Tony Martin @tonymartin.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I'm seriously starting to question the credibility of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I like to walk up to folks who think they're invincible and straight up vince the shit out of 'em.
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Dan Ewen @danewen.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Seems like a good time for people who look like me to get louder about the people who don't. FUCK. WHITE. NATIONALISM.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 14/11/2025
Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Thanks
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
@sheaserrano.bsky.social Bruce wanted to chew on it but I told him I need to read it first. It feels 17% more expensive than I thought it would!
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It arrives today. Shea got me reading actual hardcover books. Like a caveman.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
How much longer can I procrastinate before ordering?
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
They did
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I made this over 10 years ago when we caught her in a moment of leisure. We’ve still got Daisy.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Four lefties. Nice.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Depends on the guest, but I know what you mean. They haven’t evolved much as interviewers. But I do like when they get someone on who can go toe to toe with them (like Amy Poehler, etc.).
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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I’m praying for Charlie Kirk because he’s a human being and because he’s someone’s son. I condemn the attack on him because it is morally wrong and because any act of political violence is an attack on America itself.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Finally. It’s Janelli time. Gineli? How the hell is it spelled.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Hey, this picture of a soccer game reminded me, have you checked out that new show about the Mexican team on Hulu. Looks like it’s in the vein of Wrexham. 
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
A+
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Hold up I'm starting to think this is some kind of scam where you keep writing new stuff to make more money
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
do me a favor and send me one of those hoodies. My wife doesn't think I can fit into an XL and this is the only way I can prove her wrong. I'm telling the truth.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I read “Costello should’ve been a hooper…” and my brain *IMMEDIATELY* said “he tall as hell” so imagine my delight as I finished reading the sentence. We’re definitely cut from the same cloth even if you hate DFish. Great post today.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Gotdamn. I still remember seeing Mattingly go 8 games. Is that still the record?
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
That porcupine after Mac releases the trigger on the Gatling gun.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I ain’t got time to read.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hasn’t he been proven right on that theory over and over?
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Hagler v Hearns
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Are we sure Siri didn’t autocorrect “pot smoker” to “pure scorer” here?
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Candace Avalos @candaceavalos.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
People living under fascism didn’t survive by giving up joy—they protected it. They held onto the things fascism tried to erase: art, friendship, jokes, rituals, language, memory. Not as escapism but as resistance. As proof they were still human. Joy isn’t frivolous under fascism. It’s strategic.
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Todoowutchyalike List
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JJ @jjasner.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
You had me at “boat sail.”
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