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Jim Keefer

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally a president who solved our age old problem of being a country where people wanted to be
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Andy Beckerman @andybeckerman.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
For the entirety of my life, the two most evil things a human could do were commit genocide and make/own child pornography, and within two years, it’s been revealed that pretty much everyone in any position more powerful than Chipotle regional manager is involved in one or the other or both
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
List of discontinued merit badges (Boy Scouts of America)
"discontinued merit badges (boy scouts of America)" wikipedia page shows "nut culture", 1928-1954stalker merit badge 1910-1922, stalking merit badge 1911-1952invention merit badge 1911-1917. only 10 scouts achieved it, required that they obtained a federal patent
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
In any functioning democracy the elimination of an extant department that protects children from lead poisoning would be a game ender for the entire administration under which it occurred. I’ll expect a strong statement from Chuck Schumer and some fundraising texts.
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OnlyGators.com: Florida Gators news @gators.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
🏆🐊NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP: Florida #Gators win third national title in program history, first since 2007, with come-from-behind 65-63 win over Houston!
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OnlyGators.com: Florida Gators news @gators.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
🚨🐊FINAL FOUR BOUND: (1) Florida #Gators end game on insane 18-4 run, outlast (3) Texas Tech for 84-79 win in Elite Eight. 🏀UF survives & advances to its first Final Four in 11 years. #MarchMadness
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/01/2025
After pardoning 1500 white supremacist felons for insurrection, Trump has wiped DOJ website of their names so they can't be tracked. Black & brown people are denied basic SNAP & Section 8 because of non-violent drug convictions but white supremacists roam free despite insurrection. This is America
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Stephanie Simoes @critikid.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I've noticed that many people who are skeptical of the government (not a bad thing) have trouble applying this same level of skepticism to what some guy says on a podcast.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I'm sympathetic to people who "Don't want to hear about politics all the time" but unfortunately "politics" for the average person will probably get much less abstract in the near term. It's going to get harder to get through a day without going "Wait it's legal for them to do that?"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door
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Ashlee 🤟🏻 @ashleemboyer.com · 11/01/2025
🔊 PSA for nondisabled people 🔊 It's time to step the FUCK up if you wanna be an ally. ASL interpretation is being targeted by right wing cry baby douchebags. Shut this shit down when you see it. SPEAK UP. This barrage of ASL hate is heavier than usual.
Quote tweet by Richard Hanania from 1/11/2025. The quoted tweet, which has a community note, is by Christopher F. Rufo on 1/10/2025.

Christopher's tweet reads: "I'm sorry, but we have to stop with the ridiculous sign language interpreters, who turn serious press conferences into a farce. There are closed captions on all broadcast channels and streaming services. No wild human gesticulators necessary."

The community note (which has supporting .gov links) reads: "Fact: Not all broadcast channels have closed captions, which isn't universally effective anyway; many Deaf rely on ASL for comprehension as ASL offers nuances captions miss. This is part of ADA requirements, passed by GOP."

Richard's tweet reads: "The community note shows that the process has been captured by the disability lobby. It’s not about access, CC works fine. They have to pretend like it doesn’t to force this absurdity onto us. And the ADA amendments of 2008 have led to a nightmare, as I explain in my book."
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
An excerpt from my pep talk for Auld Acquaintance: joshgondelman.substack.com/p/112-auld-a...
No, I don’t know why they wrote a song about the possibility of forgetting you. Maybe whoever wrote it was just going through some shit of their own and it’s about them more than it’s about you. Okay I looked it up and the lyrics to “Auld Lang Syne” are by Robert Burns, who I believe is Robert Frost’s Chris Gaines. Maybe he (Robert Burns) was worried about being forgotten himself. And he wrote this defensively like: “Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? lol I don’t know but wouldn’t it be weird if we kissed?” Stop hiding your true feelings, Burns! Just say what you mean!
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Every day it breaks my heart to know that this level of misery is being inflicted on people, and that it's being done with American tax dollars that could be providing care for sick instead of slaughtering them.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Seven years ago I wrote a holiday-themed version of “Killing In The Name Of” that RATM could release as a Christmas single. They haven’t recorded it yet but I haven’t given up hope that someday they will
"Eggnog In The Name Of"

Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that burn yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs 
Some of those that drink eggnog, are the same that bum yule logs
Eggnog in the name of!
Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night 
Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night
Pumpkin pies, our gifts untied, we're drinking the nog all through Christmas night 
Gifts untied, there's pumpkin pies, we're drinking that nog all through Christmas night
Yeah! Come on!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Yes please, I would like some more eggnog!
Merry Christmas!
Uggh!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
is it just me or is everybody’s social security number 948-22-2471? maybe it’s just me
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OnlyGators.com: Florida Gators news @gators.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
🚨🐊FINAL: Florida #Gators complete second straight top 25 upset winning 24-17 over No. 9 Ole Miss in The Swamp. UF's first time winning back-to-back games over ranked opponents since 2018. Billy Napier stuffs Lane Kiffin in a shed.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
top 10 simpsons moments 10. homer in space 9. bart prank calls moe 8. grandpa simpson falls asleep 7. bart and lisa 6. steamed food 5. cashier scans maggie at register 4. skateboarding bart 3. the simpsons on dvd 2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment 1. mr. burn
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
"So that's all there is to life? You go to work and come home? Until you die?" Whoa whoa who said anything about that kind of job security
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
The only thing I want with respect to my ideas and interests is for them to be cool and relevant, forever
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
leggo my eggo is the only company slogan i can think of that starts in medias res. no time to get your bearings, you're already in a fight for this waffle
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