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@jimelliottcomedy.com
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comedian dublin, Ireland www.jimelliottcomedy.com for tix and dates

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Over an inch of rain” is now a commodity; it can be exchanged for a Big Mac or an F-150. Capital is not a barrier to entry. You can wager with your assigned, future worth. The assigners, they own the infrastructure of it all: the apps, your data, the data centers, the phones, your home, your food
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 15/09/2026
On the upper deck of the bus 100% audibly humming/singing along with music on my headphones when I realized I was not in fact the only passenger
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 11/09/2026
It's a good day to read Billy Domineau's 9/11 Seinfeld episode randomnerds.com/wp-content/u...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This airline rules so hard
Ryanair will dispute passenger's claim he was sucked out of window
CEO Michael O'Leary tells reporters the businessman was sucked 'towards' but not out of the opening
Business live -latest updates
Gwyn Topham
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Cian McG @cianmcg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A lot of great comedy shows coming up at Kilkenny Comedy Club featuring brilliant acts like Anna Clifford, Sharon Mannion, Martin Angolo, Sophia Wren & Eve Darcy: www.kilkennycomedy.com
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 03/09/2026
Remember: The only way out¹ is² through³. ¹of depression ²to drink ³it
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i do not know with what instruments the fourth wave of ska will be made, but the fifth wave of ska will be made with sticks and stones
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 25/07/2026
Walking around the gym wishing I was wearing a "Does Anyone Want To Talk About The Repurcussions Of LeBron In Philly" shirt
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 19/07/2026
Americans at the end of a World Cup, knowing they don't have to care about soccer for another four years
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 14/07/2026
The greatest feeling known to the modern corporate wage slave is setting your Out Of Office automatic reply on Outlook and Slack.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Lindsey Graham taught me that it was okay to be dead.” - Mitch McConnell
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
At long last, Mitch McCo—wait, what?
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 11/07/2026
#Ryanair news story. hashtag topical baby
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 05/07/2026
Happy 4th of July to my favorite specific sector of celebrants: English people
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 02/07/2026
This fourth quarter is gonna be tense
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 02/07/2026
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LeBron James Pumping Up Before Game
ALT: LeBron James Pumping Up Before Game
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 01/07/2026
mansplaining, toddlersplained
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Richy Craven @richycraven.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's only officialy a schism if you nail your theses to a door. Otherwise it's just sparkling heresy.
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 22/06/2026
You: JD Vance joke Me:
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 22/06/2026
This World Cup has yet to reveal the player who looks like me (according to my friends). From past years, the formula seems to be - big schnozz - questionable facial hair - goofy grin
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 16/06/2026
This book is a blast and you should purchase several copies
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 03/06/2026
I own many basketball jerseys and have loved many basketball players, but this was my first. #knicks
Old ugly man wears a Patrick Ewing Knicks jersey
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 07/05/2026
This such a French interaction. Rudy, c'est Victor. ... Et qui est Madame? #nba #spurs #wolves #nbaplayoffs
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 06/05/2026
Trach your children that they have to go viral or they'll die. Have them read Charlotte's Web.
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 02/05/2026
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 24/04/2026
Gonna mix these and let them fight it out
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 21/04/2026
So who's got it worse out of two babies born in 1990: the woman named Alexa or the guy named Claude?
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 15/04/2026
HEY BLUESKY tag accounts from #ireland who talk about the #nba please and thank you respect and stuff
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 14/04/2026
not me purchasing fast food and disguising it as my own cooking in my delightfully devilish era
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 16/03/2026
One of my favorite things about living in Dublin is meeting Irish people who hate St Patrick's Day. It's such an endearingly grumpy position to have. I love it.
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 14/03/2026
For the #sixnations day, here's an old #rugby joke that I like
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
gross...
ugh... yuck... you had a good time?! ever heard of being pissed off all the time???
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 01/03/2026
get in loser, we're posting screenshots now
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 23/02/2026
Road gig + day job = zoom calls in a highway service station
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 02/12/2025
Megan Thee Galleon
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Lit Hub @literaryhub.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
David Margolick explores the enduring legacy of comedian Sid Caesar.
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The Enduring Comedy Legacy of Sid Caesar
For two good reasons, the best journalists loathe interviewing celebrities. First, you have to get past layers of handlers, often even more arrogant and self-important than their clients. And secon…
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 28/11/2025
Just checking: nobody else has like, a plan, right? We're all just muddling through?
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 07/11/2025
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 24/10/2025
I call this meme "NBA Opening Weekend 2025"
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 22/10/2025
Unironically *love* hearing Roundball Rock in the broadcast. Happy New NBA Season, everybody. #nbasky youtu.be/V_h7Lm7C9Nk?...
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The Untold Story Behind Roundball Rock - NBA's iconic theme
YouTube video by John Tesh
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 21/10/2025
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 15/10/2025
Jet lag had me up at 6am so I went to the hotel gym. I have never in my life: -used the hotel gym on a biz trip -used any gym before going to work. I have become everything I ever hated
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 08/10/2025
And they said the roast battle format was dead
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 08/10/2025
Boss: any updates, Jim? Me: NOT NOW DAMMIT DOLLY PARTON IS SICK
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 08/10/2025
This is a good bit
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Jim @jimelliottcomedy.com · 16/09/2025
billion-dollar idea: Protein cigarettes.
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Yukon @craymor.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
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