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JIMBOKNOWS

@jimboknows.bsky.social
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I like the blue jays. I make music at @primebirds.bsky.social. I rant about stuff sometimes. I am the king of typ0s.

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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 5h
Hey there bluesky - why are these logs floating in the Fraser River, right by the Vancouver Airport? Are they serving some kind of ecological purpose?
Google Maps satellite image of the Fraser River, near the Airport in Vancouver. On both shores there are collections of thousands of what appear to be logs floating in the river with just a narrow passage between them available for boats or whatever.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 10h
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Hot Damn Hell Yeah Dance
Alt: Hot Damn Hell Yeah Dance
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't think JD Vance is ready for how little anyone will care about him once it happens.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I 100% understand why he shouldn't do it and frankly if he deserves a platform this big, he's a professional and should be committed to not making that mistake. But also like, c'mon. Anybody who knows who Jason Kelce is knows he's a lifelong Eagle. It's not that serious.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I started reading this thinking "okay this isn't a good idea but like I can understand if this person has felt left out and might never marry and wants to be celebrated" only to find out that that's not it at all, he just wants to make his friends and family suffer like he has lmfao
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not to mention, just because they're different doesn't mean they're not equally bad, equally important, equally worth focusing on and in many ways overlapping. Homogenizing our problems is not great either!
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Who is talking about a threat to free expression? Shane said a thing, Dan said it was a mysoginistic thing to say (and he's right). This is not a free speech issue.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He's been a lot more musically adventurous and open-minded lately, but I didn't expect he'd be truly ready for Mr. Bungle yet and I was right lol. We didn't make it all the way through Goodbye Sober Day before he cried uncle.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The other day in the car I played a bunch of different Faith No More and Mr Bungle tracks for my son and strategically picked them so that each time he'd think it was a different singer, then I'd drop a "nope, same guy" on him and he was like WHAAAAAAT
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'll never forget Patton Oswalt (on the Rogan podcast of all places) imagining what life would be like if the richest countries in the world treated taking care of their own people as a flex. "Hey, we have so much money, nobody goes hungry".
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"where will we get the money for th-" hey about if there are children who are hungry who the fuck cares where we get the money from.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 13/10/2026
You know, the thing is, I had drafted this piece a month ago, and then never published it, because I thought maybe it was too mean.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A tril-beer
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just realizing I never specified what kind if hat
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Tim Robinson: What Are You Looking At?
ALT: Tim Robinson: What Are You Looking At?
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If thr brewers eliminate thr dodgers I'm getting a hat
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Amazed you've dodged him.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Shane is a genuinely talented comedian when he wants to be, but all of his worst material is blatantly bigoted, and I'm not saying it's bad because it's bigoted. It's bigoted because it's bad.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't get it what's supposedly "wrong" withh being a Bruce fan
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dan isn't just some pearl-clutching SJW, he is an acclaimed comedic actor and part of comedy royalty. Shane will hide behind "it's a joke" and if there was any merit to that defense, Dan would understand it. He's speaking out because there was no joke there, just misogyny in stand-up cadence.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Deshaun Watson remains bad at football! Rejoice!
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Joe Montana with thr Chiefs I guess but he's spiritually a 16 not a 19
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
James Winston would be better if he changed his number away from 19. Johnny Unitas is kinda the only good #19 QB there's ever been. It's not a good QB number
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
How can a center line up offside? Standing too far forward I guess? Never heard of that!
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The big, sorta ugly better-at-preventing-concussions helmets are a bit less ugly this year and while I do not like that this is an important development, I think it is.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I like these new GB new unis but the off-white of them is badly clashing with the, uh, on-white of the bears
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Really? Pardon me then. The kickoff was stupid tho I remain pissed
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Probably yeah, but I suppose I'd go with whoever could get the ball moving better so maybe Mannion.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't hate Sirianni to the same extent a lot of Eagles fans do. I also recognize he's short handed. But I think it might be time. I almost never advocate for an in-season coaching change, but it wouldn't upset me here.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm rooting sox but won't be upset of cleveland goes deep which is permitting me to enjoy the incredible performance
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
And yet, he could still get tagged for the L if something happens
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Can't believe they didn't challenge but I guess they figured 3-0 it wasn't worth it
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sox obviously want to knock I. A run or two or three here but even if they don't they got Gavin's pitch count into the 90's. They ran into a legendary pitching performance amd are still giving themselves a chance
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Teel is like "so what JRAM I can hit a ball way down in the zone too"
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HADOPWOOZ Hit a dinger on pitch way outside of zone
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When you tootblan in the rain does it make bubbles
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Would love to claim some jays glory by proxy here
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
GIVE US RANDAL GRICHUK
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thats amazing! Those are thr kinds of innings youll remember no matter ehat level he ever gets to. My kid had an inning where he walked the first two guys on 8 pitches, then struck out the next two guys on six pitches. We were all in thr stands like wtf is going on haha
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Similar discussions w my kid for sure. He'd go 3-4 and be disappointed he struck at once. Buddy. It's baseball.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah the first thing is exactly what I mean. No doubt, it'd be easier to look back on and say "I did my best" but in the moment it's gotta feel awful to know have done nothing wrong and be down 2-0
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is thr logical way to feel about it and likely what he'd say in the post-game prsser but I wonder if it's really what goes on in his head. It'd be so hard not to be like What The Actual Fuck
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wonder if, when he signed on to do thr ads, he considered how much every Canadian sports fan would fucking hate him after a few months, and weighed that effe r on his career against whatever Roger's paid him. Because it's gotta be a non-zero factor.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's been in the zone a lot tho, I think they might just be fucked.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Aplogies, what's the jinx? What changed?
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wonder if as a pitcher it's harder to give up a HR because you didn't execute, or when you do exactly what you want and the guy just hits it out anyway.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can't say a game is over when it's 2-0 in thr fourth but it sure does feel that way
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is like when I play the show with my 99 OVR road to thr show pitcher that I should've turned the difficulty up on 2 seasons ago
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Obviously that's not the stupidest part of this idea (that would be, uh, putting your fucking credit card on X) but I just love how even if it was totally safe and secure and not a scam, the underlying product sucks anyway
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
people don't want AI to shop for them. People like shopping, with the exception of the paying-for-it part, which you still have to do yourself.
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JIMBOKNOWS @jimboknows.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Featuring John 5" helps explain some of it
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