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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn

@jillinois.bsky.social
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Born in Melvin. My dad killed Nazis. My birth was announced on Hee-Haw. she/her Progressive, Bi, GenX. Middle school science and history teacher. Looks like a meek middle-aged Midwest mom, is chaotic good.

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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 9h
*weeps in middle school science teacher *
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Two cool ladies and a small pal. Photo from my collection, ca. 1930s.
A black and white photo of two “tomboyish” looking women with their arms slung around each other, one of them holding a kitten. They're outside and wearing work clothes.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 12h
One of my slides is titled "*Stares in British king*" Love that they have me, the social studies/science teacher for all of this!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 10/10/2026
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 12h
Okay, next up.... lesson planning to teach my 7th graders Punnett Squares!
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Man Screaming Excitedly with Hands Up
Alt: Man Screaming Excitedly with Hands Up
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 23h
(The top left hole has two pigeons) #critterposting
Crude drawing of 10 white pigeons in 9 brown and black squares. Shaped like shapes
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Kate Halena @katehalena.bsky.social · 14h
Keep writing. You didn’t create all these fictional people and ruin their lives just to abandon them halfway through.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But was the “So close…” comment sarcasm? I can’t tell! Send help
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ooh magic shop flash paper! I like to light my steel wool with a battery, personally.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Holy shit! It’s so perfect it’s beautiful! Thank you… they’ll never forget the video, even if they can’t recall the vocab…
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We know this to be true. They ran a mile in PE then came in and begged to lay on the floor in the lab (uh… not a good idea?) so they could cool off faster on Thursday. I was so excited to use that as the jump off point for this unit!!after I let them go get water, that is.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Okay I’m supposed to be teaching myself thermodynamics before I have to teach it to the 8th graders next week…
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I saw The Dead Milkmen back in ‘94…
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are you as lost as I am? Sorry about all this.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m still confused, but as a science teacher I am more comfortable with math puns at least. *tries to blend in*
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I can’t tell if I’m being made fun of here. In my defense, I was just trying to politely correct someone before the conversation turned incorrectly to the wrong incompetent asshole.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I happened to snap a pic the day I got it in the mail, I was so excited! It was just after the Artemis II crew returned to Earth.
A white t-shirt with a drawing of the famous Orion crew space survival system (aka spacesuit and helmet). The NASA logo and Artemis mission logo are at the bottom of the shirt.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is about Senator John Kennedy however.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Today was a teacher institute day, so I had work but no kids. We were allowed to wear jeans and T-shirts. I am super bummed no one admired my NASA Artemis II spacesuit shirt. I didn’t even get to share the story about the Apollo spacesuits and Playtex. Really a let-down.
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Verified Account Tracker @verified.evil.gay · 09/10/2026
✅ Bonnie Raitt @bonnieraitt.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, I repeat, Waffle House locations in the panhandle are closed, this is not a drill. #Isaias
Screenshot of a FB post by meteorologist Greg Dee showing Waffle House locations closed in the panhandle
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thread.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Weekend plans: take a hike, take a nap, send one letter so a Trump donor doesn’t get his own road through Yosemite. 19,321 sent. 179 more makes 19,500: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks. The signs and license plates made it clear it wasn't the US or Canada. Great to see human kindness anywhere and everywhere.
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Lumpia Nyong'o @creolebabybritt.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. 
In the first panel, we see a pair of ghosts. The first ghost says, “Let us make love, my darling.”
In the second panel, we see  see the second ghost’s face, blushing. It says, “Here? In public?”
In the third panel, we again see the pair of ghosts together. The first one says, “No one can see us, we’re ghosts!”
In the fourth panel, the title reads “the cat”. We see a cat looking up at them.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also some rando in the comments in the FB group is trying to be pissy about not being able to "hear the data center developer out" and the beat down he's taking in the comments is beautiful.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was laughing to find myself agreeing with John Bambenek OF ALL PEOPLE. Like what is going on with this timeline???
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm not an artsy/crafty teacher, but many of my coworker are and I see them doing stuff like this: thecrazycraftlady.com/book-paper-c...
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MC Squared @mcsquared.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They are the best! I didn't realize how satisfying it is to use one.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There was talk of a local small town letting a hyperscale data center build on some farmland. And folks, this is the issue that brings us together. It is wild to see who all is lining up against this crap and I love it. It's like the Elves and the Dwarves have common cause over here...
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It also helps to work in a small school. I wouldn’t have been able to handle the situation like this at my old school.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The janitor apparently checked in on her a couple of times. We high fived after school. It’s helpful to know who else has panic attacks on staff.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a crow’s face. It says, “I AM DEATH’S MESSENGER”.
In panel two, we see the same crow’s face. It continues, “YOUR TIME IS NEAR”.
In panel four, we see the crow awkwardly hopping away from a stick figure.
In panel five, we see the grim reaper with the crow perched on his hand. The grim reaper says, “So you should probably fly away dramatically instead.”
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Commie Machinist @commiemachinist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please reset the "Days since someone cried in my classroom" clock to zero. :( Panic attack in 6th grade science. Gave her a clementine, a stuffed tiger, a pass to the bathroom, and permission to listen to music in the student lounge until she felt like she could join the class.
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The Mess Cats & Charlie @themesscats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We love Gracie’s white shoes. She so fancy!!
Gracie sitting on the couch with her white paws crossed over each other.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My 8th grade boys asked me who my NBA team is, so I had to admit I'm not already a fan of any team. I just never got into the NBA for whatever reason. All this to say that the 8th graders are pleased to announce I'm a huge Timberwolves fan?
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have an old-fashioned crank pencil sharpener in my science classroom. I love it. My middle schoolers are terrified of it and usually ask me to sharpen pencils for them, which I do, because I love using the crank sharpener. There's probably something wrong with this, but I'm refusing to fix it.
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Our turn
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I finally asked him about it in 4th period when I saw him for science class. He wore it to the girls' basketball game last night and then just held onto it today for fun, I guess? I had him stick it in his desk before lunch and it didn't make a reapparance so just another day in middle school.
An annoyed Miss Shields collects fake teeth in the movie "A Christmas Story." I am Miss Shields.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uh NO! I have not heard of search a magic device! Thanks!
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of my 7th grade boys is wearing a ratty long wig for some 7th grade boy reason. I am pretending not to notice and he is almost vibrating with excitement for me to ask. Kid hasn't met stubborn yet.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
uh, meant to say "...into a lesson for my 8th graders." but a 7th grader came up and told me a story and my brain fizzed out and I just hit "enter" out of despair.
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Every day I want iced coffee. Every day I have zero coffee saved in the refridgerator. Every day I have fun with thermodynamics. Have turned making Ms. G's iced coffee.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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A Jill in Illinois: a child of the corn @jillinois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Keep it clean. If I veto something, I have my reasons.
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