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Havard but spooky

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Sliced his hand on a new knife. Brick. Wrong about most things.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 12/10/2026
Google is a failed company.
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Chris Satterfield @compgeke.com · 30/09/2026
You can just do stuff and no one can stop you
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
OH MY GOD HOLD ON IT'S A SNEAK PEAK
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 18/09/2026
Remember, before you upload your photo ID to some random service, you must verify the photo ID of the CEO of that company to verify the company is legitimate. If that company is unwilling to do that, they are probably not a legitimate company.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? By Sam Altman, CEO, OpenAI theonion.com/anyone-else-...
Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? By Sam Altman, CEO, OpenAI
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Feej @fijiwriter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'll vote for whoever is the first to stop campaign messages via text message.
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Feej @fijiwriter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Posted without comment.
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Vehicle with ‘FAT CHICKS ONLY’ text sought in investigation
Authorities are asking for help identifying a vehicle with “FAT CHICKS ONLY” written on it.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10/09/2026
AI this, AI that A, I’m walkin’ here
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Tomb💀Time @tubetime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i finally finished my Nuvistor video, starring one of the weirder projects i've ever built.
youtu.be
The Vacuum Tube That Almost Beat the Transistor
YouTube video by TubeTimeUS
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i can’t decide if i should drink this or try to grow a venus flytrap in it
a 2016 or so pack of hi-c ecto cooler juice boxes from ghostbusters
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 01/09/2026
23 YEARS AGO TODAY, @mrweebl.bsky.social posted BADGERS to @Newgrounds.com
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shadowtherat.bsky.social @shadowtherat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Coffee doing some fun cup stacking! This as her first attempt at cup stacking and she did a great job! . I have a rat training book available here! www.etsy.com/listing/1605... amzn.to/484u2Mv
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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Bleak⋆Squeak @bleaksqueak.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Check out my cool banana #video #rat #rats
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 31/08/2026
How to lose your next election: www.wlbt.com/2026/08/31/m...
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Mississippi mayor against lowering flags for Dolly Parton’s life
Adams stated that his stance is not rooted in disrespect for Parton, but he believes that " the American flag at half-staff is one of the highest honors." He also stated that the ceremony should be re...
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 18/08/2026
Ferrets can be so good at hiding. Sometimes I have no idea where they went. Then there's Freddie.
Freddie's rear legs and tails poking out from beneath the sofa
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 19/08/2026
I think that's the prado hotel guy. You know the one from that commercial...
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 19/08/2026
I'm guessing the county will sue, the state steps in and the losing side ends up paying the other $750m. Not sure where madison county is going to find that money, but I'm sure Amazon will put it to good use.
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 14/08/2026
I think I'd rather have two tornados than just a migraine. Also, I have a migraine right now.
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 13/08/2026
Less impressive than what @techav.net has done
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 13/08/2026
When Keifers screws up your order but does it in such an impressive way that you don't mind. So much bacon.
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
think about it
a pixel banana and hot dog expressing their forbidden love for one another non-verbally
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 19/07/2026
party at my place tonight!!!
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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🦌 Eden 🦌 @edenadyk.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Made like a dark, fucked up version of the realplayer logo haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao
An edited version of the RealPlayer logo. Instead of being blue and saying "real", it is now red and says "fake".
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 20/07/2026
Good morning. We love helmets.
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Reid Young @reidman.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
hiring two rare+cool positions at Fangamer right now: 🧸 Product Development Manager: responsible for taking on licenses and getting merch made! 🗣️ Partnership Manager: communicate with our AAA and indie partners about merch licenses & plans RTs always appreciated 🙇 www.fangamer.com/pages/jobs
fangamer.com
Jobs
Fangamer is an independent video game merchandiser with its headquarters (both office and warehouse) in Tucson, AZ.
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 01/07/2026
the reason for the stepladder
The poster for "We Bought A Zoo" photoshopped to say "We Bought AC"
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 28/06/2026
life update that I'm especially stoked about
The poster for "We Bought A Zoo" except it's crudely photoshopped to be called "We Bought A Tall Stepladder" and Matt Damon is carrying a step ladder
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rstevens 👻💨 @rstevens.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My tiny insect friend is named Gnat, which is short for Gnatthew
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CelGen Studios @celgen.org · 09/05/2026
A big THANK YOU to Michael A. who gave me a tubeless but otherwise immaculate replacement viewfinder and remote lens focus control for the ITC-350. I spent an hour this afternoon transplanting the tube (and yoke) over and it's all good now!
The original and very beat up viewfinder on the left. The new viewfinder assembly on the right, complete with bracket and lock knobs.While the original viewfinder is the Ikegami VFM-57, the newer VFM-571 is otherwise identical inside.The reassembled replacement with the CRT and the appropriate video/power cable fitted.A goober of a cameraman, pictured working at local Rogers station CRKC-11
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Chris Satterfield @compgeke.com · 10/05/2026
Remember: JNCOs can hide an entire fifth of malort. Choose chaos.
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Anna Leigh 🏳️‍⚧️ @annatleigh.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Remote attestation is a heavily underdiscussed threat to computing freedom. People often mistakenly dismiss it with "I will run my own fork (of the OS or browser) / Magisk", not understanding that with hardware attestation, you're literally unable to 1/
Remote attestation explained with wojaks.
A bunch of normies' computers/phones are sending a cryptographic proof that their hardware+software is FAANG-approved and signed.

So the cloud service returns the content they're asking for.

A fourth wojak is unable to provide such cryptographic proof (because he runs non-FAANG-approved local software), and gets denied access
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 12/05/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but 99.99999999999% of all business do not operate at google scale.
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 07/05/2026
Like the demo units at Sears used to have.
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brianloveswords @brianloveswords.com · 06/05/2026
dishwashers should have windows so i can watch the action
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Julian @julipapa.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I think my #NHRL career has peaked with this pic
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Chris Satterfield @compgeke.com · 01/05/2026
RING
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Feej @fijiwriter.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
That's not very Fergalicious of him.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
iPhone Serif.® Get serious.™
iPhones but with corners facing outwards instead of being rounded. Available in uppercase (very tall) or lowercase (normal aspect ratio).
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Feej @fijiwriter.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Avocado of DOOM.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2026
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. theonion.com/man-says-fuck-it-eats-…
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 28/04/2026
Album of the week: superphone.bandcamp.com/album/functi...
superphone.bandcamp.com
Functional Music, by Superphone
12 track album
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Bryce Tetraeder @brycetetraeder.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
We have a deal. theonion.com/at-long-last...
At Long Last, InfoWars Is Ours
By Bryce P. Tetraeder, CEO, Global Tetrahedron
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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 18/04/2026
The Butthole Surfers are culture
GIBBY HAYNES We used to go into the Banshees’ dressing room and take the Gouda off their deli tray so that we could say we stole Siouxsie and the band’s cheese. It’s a pun—the highest form of humor.
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Binary Dinosaurs @binarydinosaurs.co.uk · 18/04/2026
Did you work on making these for STC back in the day? Know someone who did? Since 2016 I’ve been the STC repository and I’m looking for help on the Plessey MR9735 Teleview video generator. binarydinosaurs.co.uk/STC
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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 10/04/2026
Samsung must be up to something legally questionable with the way they're playing streaming video to their TVs without it being specifically requested. Probably doing something odd with advertising metrics. I mean, they don't do it for any real streaming service other than their own. Just saying.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 22/03/2026
Good morning to everyone except the worst computer industry promotional pin.
A computer industry pin, with the text "I'VE GOT A FOOT-FETISH" and underneath it "For the new Honeywell Mouse", and a drawing of a beige 1980s computer mouse
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