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Havard but spooky

@jhavard.hxtp.org

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Sliced his hand on a new knife. Brick. Wrong about most things.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 31/10/2025

Zoom calls really are the devil aren't they?

Zoom Workplace - Zoom Communications, Inc. - 10/31/2025 - 6.6.6 (19875)

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 16/08/2025

At 6pm today it was "you're the next delivery stop!" I don't even understand how this is possible.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 27/07/2025

Still just normal Sunday afternoon things

Medium grey background with a black border then a white margin. There's a parody of a parody banner ad. It has a stretched Commodore VIC-20. The bottom says "EXPAND YOUR VIC-20". On the left, instead of the classic Random Hot Chick, it's William Shatner from the late 70s or early 80s. He exclaims "hot!" in a little red speech bubble. I'm sorry for not making this better convey the visual joke.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 27/07/2025

Normal things on a Sunday afternoon

The Iron Sheik after spitting, and probably saying "Fucka the Holk Hogan" for some reason. It's pixely.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 24/07/2025

I have questions.

A doordash review for Cinemark, yes, as in the movie theater chain Cinemark. Store Info, DashPass, Open now, 4.7 stars (50+ ratings) - 3.6 mi away $$ American - See More.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 23/06/2025

Reason to hate Microsoft Teams #91238989058912398123794871239481712394 There is no place on the title bar wider than two or three pixels that you can click on to drag the window around. Every other pixel on there does something it shouldn't do.

Have someone stab you in the chest 47 times and tell you it's a good thing. That's the same as the UI of Microsoft Teams.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 17/04/2025

That time I paid for a twitter client for a Windows Mobile device.

Vendor provided screenshot of the Twikini twitter client for Windows Mobile from back in 2009. By 2011 they were no longer selling the product. Now it's flagged as "deceptive site", probably pushing malware.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 03/03/2025

I bet you're the sort that has a pin that says COMPUTERS PROFESSIONAL or something.

It's the card carrying an enamel pin that reads COMPUTERS PROFESSOINAL in a green-on-black pixely "computers are the future" sort of font. The backing card reads Enamel pins by your favorite robot @rstevens, pixelpins.club, and of course the pin is in the middle.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 02/03/2025

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 08/01/2025

Not a scanner, but this arrived yesterday.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 06/01/2025

You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? This is literally the premise of the show.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 04/12/2024

Yeah, I'm in a death metal band called...

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 01/12/2024

I found him. This is the guy responsible for making everything on the internet turn to shit.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 17/10/2024

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 11/10/2024

Went out to a dark spot somewhere in Mississippi delta and got a few good shots of the aurora.

The aurora as seen from a road in Issaquena County, Mississippi on October 10, 2024. There's a red strip across the sky, with pillars visible on the horizon. The pillars dance around across this set of photos. The use of these photos to train any generative AI or machine learning model is strictly forbidden.

The aurora as seen from a road in Issaquena County, Mississippi on October 10, 2024. There's a red strip across the sky, with pillars visible on the horizon. The pillars dance around across this set of photos. The use of these photos to train any generative AI or machine learning model is strictly forbidden.

The aurora as seen from a road in Issaquena County, Mississippi on October 10, 2024. There's a red strip across the sky, with pillars visible on the horizon. The pillars dance around across this set of photos. The use of these photos to train any generative AI or machine learning model is strictly forbidden.

The aurora as seen from a road in Issaquena County, Mississippi on October 10, 2024. There's a red strip across the sky, with pillars visible on the horizon. The pillars dance around across this set of photos. The use of these photos to train any generative AI or machine learning model is strictly forbidden.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 09/10/2024

A purple square with a cutout of the cohost eggbug ovaloid shape with an uneaten burrito sitting on aluminum foil filling most of it. The burrito was tasty.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 07/10/2024

Remember when we made fun of the dog?

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 05/10/2024

If you need me I'm easy to find.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 21/09/2024

This is the energy I want to project on Bluesky:

Star Trek TNG engineering console with brick emoji over each window while Geordi says Brick, Brick, Brick, Brick. It's all brick.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 17/09/2024

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,870,985!

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 12/09/2024

We can post videos now?

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 03/07/2024

At least these batteries were nice enough to leak before they were even purchased.

Duracell batteries are known to leak. These batteries couldn't even bothered to be purchased before leaking.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 24/06/2024

Looks like google is letting their idiot AI curate things again:

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 06/06/2024

"Yeah, he does that to everyone. Fresh air is this way."

A man in a wheelchair exits the fart chamber and looks for directions from a woman holding the door.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 06/06/2024

"And you should be smelling it right about now."

A man in a wheelchair is trapped in a different torture chamber with a man that is about to tell you he farted.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 06/06/2024

"And you should be smelling it right about now."

Two women trapped in a torture chamber with a man clearly gesturing that the women are about to inhale his rancid farts.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 29/05/2024

I should probably do something with this dumb idea. It even has a logo.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 06/05/2024

Mine brings me sadness.

Server rack, patch panel, patch cords, rack mount brackets, rack mount power strip.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 19/04/2024

These death metal band logos are getting out of hand.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 19/04/2024

Ever go back through your purchase history somewhere? First album I bought off Amazon Music back in 2008:

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 18/04/2024

Trust the cloud, they said.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 18/04/2024

And then they follow it up with real, hard-hitting news:

Old men talking about the weather.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 09/04/2024

Malvern, Arkansas. Found a nice little spot:

A bridge, a river, some trees, some rocks, some water, and the smell of fish and birds. It's cloudy, but things are kind of dim because of a solar eclipse that's happening.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 09/04/2024

Oh, and I also managed to get at least one good shot...

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 09/04/2024

#eclipse Not sure if this is due to camera shake, atmospheric weirdness, or oddball refraction

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 03/04/2024

Bridge over the Pearl River on Hwy 28 is closed.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 02/04/2024

Tonight's light trails

The tail lights of a car trail over the railroad crossing.

Holy crap balls. Train light trails and the gates on the crossing arc down

Light trails of the crossing arms heading back up. You can see the flash of a rail car lit by the crossing lights.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 30/03/2024

Bring back link buttons

POWERED BY NOTHING

BUILT EATING CHEEZ-IT

UPLOADING USING APPLEBEE'S WIFI

VALID RSS

ALL MISTAKES HUMAN-MADE TWO THUMBS UP

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 23/03/2024

really like how this turned out

light trails from a train

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 21/03/2024

Drive failed in a customer's colo box. Glad we had a spare.

+12V 1.20A DC +5V 1.00A DC
DATE 2003-10 DE.REV.A
MADE IN PHILLIPINES

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 11/03/2024

Learning to take photos of the sun *before* the eclipse.

it's a bright orb on a field of black. There are two spots on the front of the orb. This is the sun, and those are sunspots.

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 08/03/2024

Lol.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 06/03/2024

Dear Lazyweb: I need some silly fake banner ads. Sort of like this:

an animated joke banner ad that has the words "ENLARGE YOUR GUINEAU PIG" zipping in from all angles, a guinea pig that gets enlongated in a weird way, and a hot woman with a speech bubble that says "HOT". Ads used to be like this, and probably still are. You're not missing much.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 02/03/2024

this one's for me

Yet another parody do not reply card that reads "OH CRAP I JUST REPLIED WITH THE EXACT SAME THING SOMEONE ELSE SAID FIVE MINUTES AGO HOW EMBARRASSING PLEASE DON'T NOTICE ME"

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 02/03/2024

It's a parody of those stupid do not reply cards. It has a stylized image of a person in bed and the text reads WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED TODAY. I WILL PROBABLY BE FINE TOMORROW. SORRY.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 02/03/2024

There's just something about those "do not reply" cards that bother me.

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 29/02/2024

Guess I can share this over here on the biscuit site... new 88x31 link button to show your site is free of genAI garbage.

A poorly drawn hand with too many fingers that looks like it was made by generative AI. Way-too-tiny image text reads ALL MISTAKES HUMAN-MADE TWO THUMBS UP

Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 28/02/2024

I knew Texas loved their high school football, but damn Texas, you've got a problem:

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Havard but spooky @jhavard.hxtp.org · 02/01/2024

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