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Me llamo Jeff desu

@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 4h
Recently explained what romantasy is to my mom
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gertritude @gertritude.bsky.social · 23h
1. Go outside. (This is where all the interesting ideas are.)

GIANT SUN: What if you wrote your own DND inspired romantasy novel?

ME, EXITING CARTOON HOUSE: Hot dog!
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 7h
spiders georg spiders georg eating breakfast with spiders georg it's just spiders should have guessed eat them all 'cuz i'm his guest breakfast with spiders georg
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Tony Cliff @tangocharlie.bsky.social · 6h
NOW we’re getting to the GOOD writing advice
SCREEEN SHOT!

this is in part why I don't understand "never think of the reader when writing" folks, thinking about your reader isn't automatically kowtowing, sometimes it's saying "I will ruin you"

yeah im thinkin about the reader. thinkin about pummeling his ass c
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 4h
Got bad news that I suspected I was gonna get but it still feels like a personal failing even tho literally it has nothing to do with me
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 6h
They’re bringing bowling back to the mall by my house after literal decades. Should I get into bowling?
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 6h
Piranesi theatrical production????
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You made a mistake, Murderbot, a really bad mistake. How the hell was I supposed to know there were transports sentient enough to be mean?
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two puppies at the sheltered rn named Cheese Tax and Girl Math… and they put a tortilla on Cheese Tax for a bit and called her Cheese Tax Gordita….. She IS a Gordita but you don’t gotta do all that
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had to give her a friend
Illustration of two very round bears covered in snow
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🪱 liz @setsof3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
another way for you to take some time to be by rosefire! I read it every year! archiveofourown.org/works/43841170 Will EDDIE remind STEVE of the true REASON FOR THE SEASON? And, most importantly: will they be able to team up in time to save UNCLE WAYNE’S CHRISTMAS TREE FARM?
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to have less going on tbh
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wanna go home and read my book, no offense kids…
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Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hate asking for help this way but I’m desperate. In the latest in a string of bad luck, my car gave up last night and I have no way to get a new one. If anyone can donate to help, or share for visibility, I’d be incredibly grateful. ko-fi.com/mixaddams paypal.me/mixaddams
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my steak too juicy my lobster too buttery kind of complaint but I had too much fun this weekend and I am Exhausted
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why he lookin at me like that
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“It’s the … the transport,” Ratthi told her, watching the ceiling warily. “I don’t suppose you could call it a bot pilot.” I don’t suppose you could, ART said.
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forgot milk tea is caffeinated and now I’m awake at eleven thirty
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also Megan of Dark Asia with Megan did a video on Uketsu? According to a person at this event I went to who was reading Strange Houses and please… I want to see this video…
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Chicago Tylenol murders solved???!!???!???
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I blinged out murderbot
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I changed her towel and flipped her blankie and she is at peace with the world
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did my laundry soooo early because I am going to have FUN this weekend
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
My theory is that Long Furby is a manifestation of the Gnostic god of material reality the Demiurge (Yaldabaoth) appearing in the collective unconscious as proposed by Carl Jung. In this essay I will-
Long furby and yaldaboarh the bad lion headed serpent god of material reality. They are brothers.
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Bonny @grandmastattoo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Eddie Munson behaviour
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People who don’t know Japanese criticize my dumb post about how Murderbot talks in Japanese (ie like a textbook) and this Japanese person reading a textbook (my textbook!! That I am referencing!!) and going “if you talk like that, you will be killed” gets what I’m saying and has never seen the post
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tomorrow I have to LEAVE for work at 5:30 a.m. so I can be AT WORK before 6 a.m. so I can start TEACHING at 6:45 (!!!!!!!!!!!!!) A. (!!!!!) M. (!!!!!!!!!) That is SIX HOURS and FORTY-FIVE MINUTES ANTE-MERIDIAN!!!!!
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday scaries have rarely been scarier
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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swagvoid🌱 @swagvoid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new cat dropped!!
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Manon @t4teddiemunson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
btw i kinda had to share my personal booktok account as a portfolio for the job im currently interviewing so i would really appreciate if those of you with tiktok accounts could give me a follow maybe 🥺👉👈 i talk mainly about queer horror books if that interests you vm.tiktok.com/ZGdQufNra/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
sorry boss, i got sundered so i can’t come into work today. but good news: fourteen diminutive, debased shards of my soul will be there
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On page 397 of 450 and realized all these characters have been speaking in helium squeaks the whole time did I know that before this page?? Did I forget???
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What a week, huh? all Wednesdays @whataweekhuh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, “What a week, huh?”
Tintin leans into the frame and says, “Captain, it’s Wednesday.”
Snowy aka Milou is very excited about the drink he has found.

Viñeta de Tintin
El capitán Haddock, sentado a una mesa y con aspecto de estar agotado, dice: "¡Menuda semana, ¿eh?".
Tintín, a su derecha, le dice: "Capitán, es miércoles".
A la izquierda, Milú mira muy contento la bebida que está en la mesa.
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Cursed myself!!!!
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s a terrible burden to have RPF’d too close to the sun on something so you can’t ship it anymore 😭😭😭 but I still love that guy so much….. it’s just I hate the other one he’s my enemy now
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Mippa | #7daysofHancock 11/01 START! | VA | Hancock Enjoyer 光♀ハン @mippa.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an underwater submersible opens a latch and drops a red, pill-shaped crappy Bluetooth speaker. A scientist narrates, “we built a Bluetooth speaker to withstand 2000 meters.” Panel 2: the scientist, speaking directly to the camera, continues: “the squids responded really well to Nelly.” Panel 3: on the dark depths of the ocean floor, a group of squids are dancing enthusiastically around the sunken Bluetooth speaker. A couple of them are getting kinda nasty with it to be perfectly honest
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Cephalopods Daily @cephalopodsdaily.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I forgot #SQUIDtember
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I had tacos for dinner and then read a book in a coffee shop before I went to Japanese class and then I got beer and cinnamon rolls at the grocery store and it’s a three day weekend
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
No offense but paying money for the audio version of a free short story is nuts… why would you do that? It’s free?
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🧟‍♀️ Ditty Doop and the Creppy Spoops 🎃 @goosname.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“What if the confederate flag I fly in my yard was one I stole from Walmart?” That’s what you sound like when you say you’re gonna pirate Harry Potter.
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mira ⊹ ࣪ ˖ 🎃 @simployed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me tomorrow.
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This book certainly makes Choices that definitely make me want to look the author up on social media and be rude but like, I’m a better person than that I guess
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Pingu Annoyed
ALT: Pingu Annoyed
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