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Me llamo Jeff desu

@jffgldblm90s.bsky.social
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Hi, I’m Jeff. I am a human adult and not actually a small deer. I write fanfiction. (They/Them)

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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 12h
And I mean I physically collected them and transported them myself 💪
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 13h
Collected 606 canned goods for a seasonal food drive please clap
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 15h
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Little Girl's Sly Smile
ALT: Little Girl's Sly Smile
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There are sticker sheets on the back, too!!
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s feeling better
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is “What Moves the Dead” and “There is No Anti-Memetics Division” respectively
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The book swaps were so cutely wrapped that for this book swap I have Made an Effort
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Peanut gave himself food poisoning again by eating literal shit 🙄 don’t feel bad for him
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought I heard a parrot when I took Peanut to the vet and it was a macaw!!! Who is cared for by someone I just met through book stuff!!!! Girl, a MACAW???
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Decadence and excess
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Knock on wood but the crud seems to be waning
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yikes!!!!!!!!!
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah that’s fair!!!! No good option idk why they didn’t just open your door like yeah privacy but it’s a fumigation for the house?
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Uuuuuugh!!!! That sucks!!! Could they be gotten rid of? That’s kind of a lot
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What!!!!!! How??????
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s got cinnamon, hibiscus, apple, and chamomile so there’s a little tartness to ig
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ballpoint pen and colored pencil. 

At the top of the piece we see the delicately drawn branches and leaves of an apple tree. Just beneath the tree limbs, a bat is flying with one of the green apples in its mouth. This is when the morphing begins, reader. A sequence of 13 drawings show the bat morphing into a teeny witch (with completion of the morph around drawing #9). The morphing creates a spiral leading us to the center of the page where the little witch is running towards her basket filled with apples. It’s likely she’ll re-morph into a bat again and the morphing pattern will continue.
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’re having cinnamon apple chamomile in the fancy china teacups
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everything pissing me off I’m gonna go make an herbal tea anyone want an herbal tea
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pingu arms crossed sitting mad meme image
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’m not saying brakes are cheap but that’s $1,500 per brake set… I would be asking for a full break down of parts, labor, and warranty AND still get a second opinion
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Suspicious!!!!!
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like bro I am getting sick and the students were soooooo mean to each other today for no reason but I know it will be okay actually we’re gonna be fine
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The little brother/baby cousin of my former students stopped by and showed me the former students’ grad photos and told me they’re both enrolled at college and a different little sister told me another former student is in college for restaurant management and I’m just sooooo
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Made it to October but I’ve finally got The Crud :(
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Cat on the Pillow, by Adolf von Becker (1831-1909)
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to go out! And adventure!!! I want to do stuff!!! (There is a major weather advisory and my little Prius would blow off the road)
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy birthday!!!!
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a headache and coffee, medicine, water, and a nap did not fix me, but pumpkin spice latte did fix me (mostly)
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Curative power of PSL
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Easy peasy, my mom was a big romance reader at one time
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[deepest, most mentally ill breath] I am grateful for all the opportunities I have
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had a bad day and then went to a documentary about suicide
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Little pumpkin thieves
Illustration of a fluffy skunk and possum carrying a pumpkin in their mouths
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Recently explained what romantasy is to my mom
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gertritude @gertritude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1. Go outside. (This is where all the interesting ideas are.)

GIANT SUN: What if you wrote your own DND inspired romantasy novel?

ME, EXITING CARTOON HOUSE: Hot dog!
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
spiders georg spiders georg eating breakfast with spiders georg it's just spiders should have guessed eat them all 'cuz i'm his guest breakfast with spiders georg
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Tony Cliff @tangocharlie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NOW we’re getting to the GOOD writing advice
SCREEEN SHOT!

this is in part why I don't understand "never think of the reader when writing" folks, thinking about your reader isn't automatically kowtowing, sometimes it's saying "I will ruin you"

yeah im thinkin about the reader. thinkin about pummeling his ass c
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He would, he would
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got bad news that I suspected I was gonna get but it still feels like a personal failing even tho literally it has nothing to do with me
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’re bringing bowling back to the mall by my house after literal decades. Should I get into bowling?
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lifesize labubu
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s Royal Shakespeare company :)
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Piranesi theatrical production????
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You made a mistake, Murderbot, a really bad mistake. How the hell was I supposed to know there were transports sentient enough to be mean?
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ow!!!!!!
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you want more info, please let me know! I believe in you!!!
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Me llamo Jeff desu @jffgldblm90s.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s 27!!!!
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