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Jez Fletcher

@jezfletcher.bsky.social
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Films, music, beer, pretending I have a sense of humour by quoting The Simpsons he/him

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Railroad tycoon James J. Hill with a speech bubble below him to suggest he's saying the quote-tweet below
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We just had literally four (4) online gambling ads in a row on Kayo. Different companies, each with the required government disclaimer at the end.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some absolute classics this week #letterboxdfriday #lastfourwatched
SHAUN THE SHEEP: THE BEAST OF MOSSY BOTTOM (2026) - 3 stars
THE JERK (1979) - 3 stars
THE WHITE BALLOON (1995) - 4 stars
JEANNE DIELMAN, 23 QUAI DU COMMERCE, 1080 BRUXELLES (1975) - 4.5 stars
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
the heart
@Fredward3948576
[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.

*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,

*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God
3:52 PM • 1/6/25
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Sarah JH Fletcher @sjhfletcher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
KITCHEN, INT. DAY 10yo: are brownies called that because they’re brown? me, bullshitting: yeah nah they’re named after the mythological Scottish creature— 10yo: I thought they were named after the discoverer of brownian motion. john motion.
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Homer Simpson Walks Into That One
Alt: Simpsons gif caption ID: walked into that one. Grandpa Simpson walks into the bordello, puts his hat on the hook, sees Bart at the desk and smoothly loops to walk out
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mr Melancholy from THE PINK OPAQUE (from I SAW THE TV GLOW) saying the quoted tweet from The Midnight Realm

Quoted image is a button saying "The Moon and I are very Wide Awake", threateningly
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The 6yo has a knack for surreal anti-jokes. Her latest entry: Dad, if apple pies are red, and strawberry pies are blue, what colour are blueberry pies? Green.
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Tim Hollo @timhollo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sad news. Absolutely the voice of my childhood. He always seemed so genuinely lovely.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tonight's film
Steve Martin in... THE JERK (1979)
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ShipScrewUnscrewer @shipscrewunscrewer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New Study on the impact of anti-trans views on trans* mental health: The team surveyed 807 trans and gender-diverse people aged 16 and over, some of whom described the stigma they encountered online or in traditional media as "relentless", "omnipresent" and "inescapable".
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The song "We're Going On A Bear Hunt"
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm still one short of up-to-date, but I caught up with some stuff like Saoirse Ronan's directorial debut (!), the short film PAPER PLANE. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWarched
A PRIVATE LIFE (VIE PRIVÉE) (2025): 3.5 stars
LORDS OF CHAOS (2018): 3 stars
HEAD OF A CAMEL (2026): 2.5 stars
PAPER PLANE (2026): 3 stars
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Alex Kittle @alexxkittle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
honestly i am so sick of thinking/reading about men this week so as i do every year i am sharing my ever-expanding list of horror movies written and/or directed by women, trans, and nb filmmakers so you can listen to someone who isn't a fucking man this shocktober letterboxd.com/alexkittle/l...
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Horror Recs by Filmmakers of Marginalized Genders
Horror written and/or directed by creatives of marginalized genders (women, nb folks, trans folks, folks who are not cis dudes, etc). Some of these are more horror-adjacent but I'm not too picky about...
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 01/10/2026
Maybe some of us are dreaming of a promised future
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Paul Rudd: Tayne Celery Man
ALT: Paul Rudd: Tayne Celery Man
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight's film
Poster for JEANNE DIELMAN, 23, QUAI DU COMMERCE 1080 BRUXELLES
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cheating a little because I didn't want SECRET SUNSHINE to get caught in the waves of Venice shorts I've watched since then. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
SECRET SUNSHINE (2007) - 4.5 stars
TROPIC IF THE MOURNING GECKO (2026) - 3.5 stars
THE SENSE OF EARTH (2026) - 4 stars
UNA FORTALEZA (2026) - 3 stars
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This message the 10yo sent me caused my car to go insane
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The 10yo performed in the massed string ensemble at the Sydney Opera House today, and I just think that's neat
The concert hall of the Sydney Opera House bathed in faintly bisexual lighting. Not pictured: the 10yo, any of the other performers, or the woman in front of us who spent the first half swiping through real estate listings on her phone.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's worked out well for folks recently I say go for it
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All we ask is that when a crisis strikes, our mayor jumps on the first plane to Springfeld
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've watched a ton this week, including the Venice Film Festival shorts available on Festival Scope, and I'm still catching up on entering them, but here's what I've got so far. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
GREEN FISH (1997) - 3.5 stars
DEAR YOU (2026) - 4 stars
ANGELO AZZURO (2026) - 3.5 stars
MOTHMAMA (2026) - 4 stars
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
empty beer cans rustling as i emerge from my chrysalis a slightly rougher looking caterpillar
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Sarah JH Fletcher @sjhfletcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My nightmare: I spent about a year cross-stitching an original (highly niche) pattern. I took it to a local professional framer with good reviews. They were taking longer than expected – when I followed up they apologised, said they’d forgotten to order one of the materials but would do it ASAP. >
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I went to see this film this afternoon, because it was about the only film that fit in between work and a thing I have this evening, and... it kinda destroyed me??
The poster for DEAR YOU (2026), a Chinese Teochew film from director Lan Hongchun.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Haha, I know exactly what email you're talking about.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll be honest, I always love listening to the 10yo play viola. As a non strings player myself, everything he plays seems magical to me
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am drinking a negroni and listening to the 10yo practice his viola
A series of frames from s13e16 of The Simpsons, "Weekend at Burnsies", where Homer gets put on medicinal marijuana.

Homer is listening to Lisa play her saxophone when Bart comes in. The dialogue goes:

Bart: Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone

Homer: I didn't. But now Daddy's special medicine, which you must NEVER USE BECAUSE IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE let's Daddy see and hear magical things.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Netflix gave me a surprising treat by putting up the two Lee Chang-dong films I haven't seen (and only those two—it felt really weirdly targeted to me)
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tonight's film
The poster for GREEN FISH (1997) from Lee Chang-dong, which shows a woman and a man in close up lying next to each other, but both looking at something else with troubled expressions on their faces
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm up to date this week! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER (2025) - 4 stars
A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT (2014) - 2.5 stars (I know! Shock!)
THE DOG STARS (2026) - 3 stars
I WANT YOUR SEX (2026) - 3.5 stars
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Alissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In my 20 years writing about movies I have learned something: studios seem to take the wrong lessons from a summer like the one we just had. Here's the right one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/02/m...
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Summer Box Office Lessons From ‘The Odyssey,’ ‘Obsession’ and More Hits (Gift Article)
Studios may think that stories drew moviegoers, but it was the people behind hits like “The Odyssey” and “Obsession” that drew patrons again and again.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tonight's film
Poster for A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT (2014)
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Michael Greshko @michaelgreshko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BREAKING: The world's most sensitive dark matter detector has announced it has spotted something it can't easily explain: a single event that's tantalizingly consistent with a type of theorized dark matter particle. Very early days yet, but pretty wild. 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...
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World’s biggest dark matter detector spots a single weird particle
It’s far too early to declare a discovery, physicists with the LZ detector say
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
the government man 
@me_irl
had a dream about a special kind of dishwasher called an "acid spinner" that was extremely psychologically traumatizing to witness in operation or even to comprehend its theory of operation. you had to go through a psych screening and get regular mental health checkups to use one
6:59 PM • Jan 24, 2022
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Grandparents have taken the kids out and I'm sitting in the silence of the house
Marge Simpson in S13E9 "Jaws Wired Shut" saying "this place is so dull"
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Haha, nice one
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A puppeteer decides to try acting for a while, and then returns to puppetry
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm usually not a fan of pre-made Negronis (I knows whats I likes, and I mix it myself), but this is surprisingly good. Plenty of dark spice and sweetness, a little heavy on the vermouth with a sophisticated clinging bitterness.
A bottle of The 924 Barrel Aged Negroni, in what is admittedly a very nice square-shouldered bottle, and a glass of the same with a phat wedge of cara-cara orange peel.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some good stuff this week! #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
PLEASURE (2024): 4 stars
PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE (2019): 5 stars (rewatch)
NOWHERE (1997): 3.5 stars
BEING THERE (1979): 4.5 stars
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tonight's film
THE LAST OF SHEILA (1973), written by Anthony Perkins and Stephen Sondheim (!)
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(It was good. Next time I'd add a little drizzle of ketjap manis as well)
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Improvised myself up a breakfast because we've run out of bread
Two roti canai topped with ham, runny eggs, sriracha, fried shallots and slices of green chilli
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