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Jez Fletcher

@jezfletcher.bsky.social
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Films, music, beer, pretending I have a sense of humour by quoting The Simpsons he/him

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Alex Kittle @alexxkittle.bsky.social · 7h
honestly i am so sick of thinking/reading about men this week so as i do every year i am sharing my ever-expanding list of horror movies written and/or directed by women, trans, and nb filmmakers so you can listen to someone who isn't a fucking man this shocktober letterboxd.com/alexkittle/l...
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Horror Recs by Filmmakers of Marginalized Genders
Horror written and/or directed by creatives of marginalized genders (women, nb folks, trans folks, folks who are not cis dudes, etc). Some of these are more horror-adjacent but I'm not too picky about...
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Luke @aleofatime.com · 16h
Maybe some of us are dreaming of a promised future
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Paul Rudd: Tayne Celery Man
ALT: Paul Rudd: Tayne Celery Man
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight's film
Poster for JEANNE DIELMAN, 23, QUAI DU COMMERCE 1080 BRUXELLES
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cheating a little because I didn't want SECRET SUNSHINE to get caught in the waves of Venice shorts I've watched since then. #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
SECRET SUNSHINE (2007) - 4.5 stars
TROPIC IF THE MOURNING GECKO (2026) - 3.5 stars
THE SENSE OF EARTH (2026) - 4 stars
UNA FORTALEZA (2026) - 3 stars
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This message the 10yo sent me caused my car to go insane
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!
(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The 10yo performed in the massed string ensemble at the Sydney Opera House today, and I just think that's neat
The concert hall of the Sydney Opera House bathed in faintly bisexual lighting. Not pictured: the 10yo, any of the other performers, or the woman in front of us who spent the first half swiping through real estate listings on her phone.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've watched a ton this week, including the Venice Film Festival shorts available on Festival Scope, and I'm still catching up on entering them, but here's what I've got so far. #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
GREEN FISH (1997) - 3.5 stars
DEAR YOU (2026) - 4 stars
ANGELO AZZURO (2026) - 3.5 stars
MOTHMAMA (2026) - 4 stars
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
empty beer cans rustling as i emerge from my chrysalis a slightly rougher looking caterpillar
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Sarah JH Fletcher @sjhfletcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My nightmare: I spent about a year cross-stitching an original (highly niche) pattern. I took it to a local professional framer with good reviews. They were taking longer than expected – when I followed up they apologised, said they’d forgotten to order one of the materials but would do it ASAP. >
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I went to see this film this afternoon, because it was about the only film that fit in between work and a thing I have this evening, and... it kinda destroyed me??
The poster for DEAR YOU (2026), a Chinese Teochew film from director Lan Hongchun.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am drinking a negroni and listening to the 10yo practice his viola
A series of frames from s13e16 of The Simpsons, "Weekend at Burnsies", where Homer gets put on medicinal marijuana.

Homer is listening to Lisa play her saxophone when Bart comes in. The dialogue goes:

Bart: Dad, I thought you didn't like her saxophone

Homer: I didn't. But now Daddy's special medicine, which you must NEVER USE BECAUSE IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE let's Daddy see and hear magical things.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tonight's film
The poster for GREEN FISH (1997) from Lee Chang-dong, which shows a woman and a man in close up lying next to each other, but both looking at something else with troubled expressions on their faces
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm up to date this week! #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
THE CHRONOLOGY OF WATER (2025) - 4 stars
A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT (2014) - 2.5 stars (I know! Shock!)
THE DOG STARS (2026) - 3 stars
I WANT YOUR SEX (2026) - 3.5 stars
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Alissa Wilkinson @alissawilkinson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In my 20 years writing about movies I have learned something: studios seem to take the wrong lessons from a summer like the one we just had. Here's the right one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/02/m...
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Summer Box Office Lessons From ‘The Odyssey,’ ‘Obsession’ and More Hits (Gift Article)
Studios may think that stories drew moviegoers, but it was the people behind hits like “The Odyssey” and “Obsession” that drew patrons again and again.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Advertise your bluesky account with a Simpsons gif
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Tonight's film
Poster for A GIRL WALKS HOME ALONE AT NIGHT (2014)
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Michael Greshko @michaelgreshko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
BREAKING: The world's most sensitive dark matter detector has announced it has spotted something it can't easily explain: a single event that's tantalizingly consistent with a type of theorized dark matter particle. Very early days yet, but pretty wild. 🧪 www.science.org/content/arti...
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World’s biggest dark matter detector spots a single weird particle
It’s far too early to declare a discovery, physicists with the LZ detector say
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
the government man 
@me_irl
had a dream about a special kind of dishwasher called an "acid spinner" that was extremely psychologically traumatizing to witness in operation or even to comprehend its theory of operation. you had to go through a psych screening and get regular mental health checkups to use one
6:59 PM • Jan 24, 2022
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Grandparents have taken the kids out and I'm sitting in the silence of the house
Marge Simpson in S13E9 "Jaws Wired Shut" saying "this place is so dull"
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A puppeteer decides to try acting for a while, and then returns to puppetry
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm usually not a fan of pre-made Negronis (I knows whats I likes, and I mix it myself), but this is surprisingly good. Plenty of dark spice and sweetness, a little heavy on the vermouth with a sophisticated clinging bitterness.
A bottle of The 924 Barrel Aged Negroni, in what is admittedly a very nice square-shouldered bottle, and a glass of the same with a phat wedge of cara-cara orange peel.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some good stuff this week! #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
PLEASURE (2024): 4 stars
PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE (2019): 5 stars (rewatch)
NOWHERE (1997): 3.5 stars
BEING THERE (1979): 4.5 stars
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tonight's film
THE LAST OF SHEILA (1973), written by Anthony Perkins and Stephen Sondheim (!)
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Improvised myself up a breakfast because we've run out of bread
Two roti canai topped with ham, runny eggs, sriracha, fried shallots and slices of green chilli
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've had a very nice day today. I was productive at work, listened to some good music, had some nice beers and watched a couple of decent movies. Came home and talked to my lovely wife about matters of some importance that we agree upon. Can we ask for more than that?
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This was like my 5th choice movie to watch today, but it's the one that would fit into my schedule given I have an early meeting tomorrow morning and I don't want a late night.
Poster for the new Ridley Scott film THE DOG STARS, with Jacob Elordi and Josh Brolin and a dog. Looks vaguely shit, but apparently the book it's based on was good so let's see how it goes?
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My bi-weekly movie night is tonight, and I'm doing a very normal thing in seeing the new Gregg Araki film at 3pm on a weekday afternoon
I WANT YOUR SEX poster, with Olivia Wilde clad in latex, astride Cooper Hoffman.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I listen to a lot of music (1000+ new-to-me albums every year), and this is my playlist of random things I like from this year, updated every week. open.spotify.com/s/o7iMqGg
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Jez's Top New Music
Playlist · jezfle · 201 items · 1 saves
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am constantly going "what was that weird niche documentary I saw about X?" and then realising it was a Documentary Now episode.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That really misty morning in Sydney the other day, looking towards the skyscrapers of Barangaroo from Pyrmont
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sunday afternoon with a fresh FAFF beer and the new Omar Musa book
A can of FAFF #7 IPA, a deep golden beer with a fuzzy white head sitting in the glass, and a bookmarked copy of THE VAPE LORE OF QUEANBEYAN by Omar MusaPicture is unrelated to post, don't look at this. It's definitely not Zoe Saldaña during the "penis to vagina" song from Emilia Pérez
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Jedward, grooving on stage
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Anyone want to go to the big blank wall for dinner?
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Once again, the most stressed person before the 10yo's viola exam is me, the guy who gets to sit in the waiting room playing games on his phone
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm mostly caught up! #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA - 4 stars
CEDAR RAPIDS - 3 stars
MY 20TH CENTURY - 4 stars
THE ODYSSEY - 4 stars
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sarah has been reading us tidbits from this all evening
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Sarah JH Fletcher @sjhfletcher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Wikipedia page for ‘Amazing Grace’ is an unexpectedly wild ride
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Amazing Grace - Wikipedia
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If a mug says "dishwasher safe" you can put it in the dishwasher. If it doesn't say "dishwasher safe" it's still ok to put it in the dishwasher. If it says "do not put in dishwasher under any circumstances" you can still put it in the dishwasher a little bit
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Art should make you feel like you're being chased by a wolf. If it doesn't make you feel that way it's not art. "What if it feels like being chased by a leopard?" then it's not art. It has to be a wolf.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Hello fellow dorks want to see me take a steampunk ass photo of a waterfall #filmphotography #largeformat
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
This is some grade A pedantry on the Wikipedia page for Pantone 448 C (the ugly drab olive colour used for cigarette packs)
The references section of said Wikipedia article, complaining about each reference that uses a slightly different hex value than the specified one.

Full text reads:

 "PANTONE 448 C - find a PANTONE Color". www.pantone.com. Retrieved 19 June 2016.
 "Tobacco Plain Packaging Regulations 2011". Australian Government Federal Register of Legislation. 8 August 2013. 2.2.1 (2) & passim. Retrieved 29 March 2018.
 "This is the world's ugliest colour, according to experts". Evening Standard. 7 June 2016. Retrieved 19 June 2016. N.B. As of 29 March 2018, the image there erroneously shows colour #5D4914, rather than #4A412A.
 "Researchers discover the ugliest color in the world: Pantone 448 C". Digital Trends. 16 June 2016. Retrieved 19 June 2016. N.B. As of 2018-03-29, the image there erroneously shows colour #4D442E, rather than #4A412A.
 "Does this colour turn you off?". The Sydney Morning Herald. 16 August 2012. Retrieved 19 June 2016. N.B. As of 2018-03-29, the image there erroneously shows colour #594A13, rather than #4A412A.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I think I just woke up my household laughing at the end of this
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 09/08/2026
Sheep Quest, press A or X to accept
a sheep in a field backlit by sunlight coming to it in God rays through trees. other sheep are there too but you can see them because they aren't backlit
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We are watching "Bananaball" which is just Blernsball. The pitcher has to do a backflip before pitching, and the batter is on stilts while an outfielder prowls around on a hoverboard. The batters have to sing a song to camera before they go up.
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Jez Fletcher @jezfletcher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I am very far behind on logging the recent films I've watched, but maybe posting my four most recent entries will kick me into gear to write up the rest #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched
GO (1999) - 3.5 stars
LIZARD (2020) - 3.5 stars
THE MYSTERIOUS GAZE OF THE FLAMINGO (2025) - 3.5 stars
ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT'S ME, MARGARET - 4.5 stars
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