Luke @aleofatime.com · 30/09/2026I'm too old for laneway, but not because I don't recognise the artists, but because I don't know if I've got energy for Jane Remover, Horsegiirl, Slayyyter, Kim Petras, and Fontianes all in one day. It's a cool and fun lineup. 340
Reposted by LukeChris Keall @chriskeall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026These days, I’m not fully confident Eating Media Lunch ever existed. Maybe I dreamed it 1234
Luke @aleofatime.com · 26/09/2026Drinking a rum and coke (with bitters and lime). It's pretty good. Might do it again. Cheers 000
Luke @aleofatime.com · 25/09/2026Surprising how many people come into our brewery and tell us they already don't want our product. Just now: "I don't really like this craft beer stuff." Walking into a bakery "actually I don't like baked goods sorry" Going to buy a telly "not super into electronics, myself". 020
Luke @aleofatime.com · 22/09/2026One thing I do reasonably often is check on the Jersey Parm facebook group. It's an alternate reality where disgusting American "parm" is good and the superior Australian version is bad. Here's the kind of shenanigans going on: 110
Luke @aleofatime.com · 21/09/2026Australian 60 minutes finally exposing fraudster Elizabeth Holmes. 020
Luke @aleofatime.com · 20/09/2026Making beef bourguignon today. Might make a cake too. We'll see... Won't we. 120
Luke @aleofatime.com · 19/09/2026It's miserable outside, so I lit the fire and will tick two movies off my list today. Probably Casablanca and Streets of Rage. A classic pairing. The list as it stands: 121
Reposted by LukeHourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Southern Cross, the Pointers (alpha and beta Centauri) and Carina - From Ángel López-Sánchez - flic.kr/p/2jXHV3f 08913
Luke @aleofatime.com · 15/09/2026"Consultant and educator Mark Laurence drafted his own AI policy costed at $300 million over three years, which he hoped will be adopted by the next government." I'm going to draught one for $250m. Report on me please. 120
Luke @aleofatime.com · 15/09/2026"I believe this is the beginning of a psyop to normalize pooping yourself and persevering through it" 001
Luke @aleofatime.com · 14/09/2026Everyone wants to talk about Hyrox but noone cares about Hydrox, the cookie WITHOUT the Knights Templar cross. Something I can't say for the copycat, Masonic, Oreos. 020
Luke @aleofatime.com · 12/09/2026Went to watch local rugby with my dad today. Found him and two mates parked up at halfway in his car. He was smoking a ciggie. I jumped in the back "What is this? The corporate box?" The old blokes loved it. 110
Luke @aleofatime.com · 11/09/2026There's a tree near us that looks like a T Rex. When we drive past we go "ayyy dinosaur tree" and everyone has fun. Some people get mad enough about it to leave bad reviews on google: 141
Luke @aleofatime.com · 10/09/2026Australian media is far too invested in the flight schedules of two NFL teams. 040
Luke @aleofatime.com · 10/09/2026People emoji reacting to emails. That's annoying, ain't it. Let's stop that. 110
Luke @aleofatime.com · 09/09/2026I'm simply not going to let the computer kill me. Sorry ai losers. 010
Luke @aleofatime.com · 08/09/2026If we keep taking away post offices, how will we measure distances between towns? No is is talking about this. 001
Luke @aleofatime.com · 06/09/2026Me, at my sister's 10 minutes before giving myself a horrific burn: Boy these stainless pans are nice. I really should get one I can both sear, and roast, meat in. 020
Luke @aleofatime.com · 06/09/2026100% this. The joy in getting some garbage and saying "how did you even make this? How long did you spend on this?" is lost. The answer is now just "ai". 000
Luke @aleofatime.com · 03/09/2026What am I doing here in "Christchurch" (crowd boos) when I could be in Westport, the hottest place in the south island (gasps cheers). 340
Luke @aleofatime.com · 31/08/2026At what point are journalists going to ask people to define what this boom is? We're about three years in and they are still trying to convince us it can "write an email". 110
Luke @aleofatime.com · 30/08/2026I met this cat today. I let him sniff my hand and he gave it a friendly nibble. 0101
Luke @aleofatime.com · 29/08/2026Getting lots of compliments on the @pepperraccoon.com Kawakawa leaf chain. Can recommend for a formal occasion. 2295
Reposted by LukePaul Brislen @brislen.nz · 28/08/2026My favourite part and I'm only one paragraph in. 1210436
Luke @aleofatime.com · 24/08/2026Left sunny Westport (the jewel of the south) for miserable Melbourne. You better have good snacks... 330
Luke @aleofatime.com · 20/08/2026accidentally bought sushi rolls that had cream cheese in them. Bloody awful stuff. 320
Luke @aleofatime.com · 18/08/2026One email = one teaspoon of water. Compare that to drinking one litre of water, which is in fact lots more water. Not so smug now are ya, ai haters. 240
Luke @aleofatime.com · 16/08/2026Watched Cherry 2000 and Motorama this weekend. Both pretty good for different reasons. Both different. But also similar and prescient. 010
Luke @aleofatime.com · 15/08/2026Jewel of the south: sunny, still, and the only double digits on the island. 000
Luke @aleofatime.com · 15/08/2026Would legitimately like to see Elon Musk try to ride one horse and smoke one cigarette. 010