Reposted by Scheming EunuceEmoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 21hIs it a healthy sign of an industry when regular investors who haven't chosen to be baptized in datacenter wastewater manage to get a glimpse of AI frontier model financials and subsequently ask "Wait, what the fucking fuck is this?!" 112535
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 18hNobody is suffering as much as my cat is right now, beset as he is by his spectral twin who lives in the tinted windows 070
Reposted by Scheming EunuceGordo! @posting.fan · 29/09/2026to be honest even if abolishing the Monarchy DID cost us loads of money it would still be worth it because what the fuck are we doing with an actual royal family in 2026? 4755
Reposted by Scheming Eunucelilah🦇🐈⬛🌑 @palebloodstasi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026anyway my pension plan is to defect to china 2161
Reposted by Scheming EunuceMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me 201011347
Reposted by Scheming EunuceSpooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thatcher crucified to a massive cross underneath Westminster where all new politicians are spawned from 0101
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't think I'll understand why people from cargo cults around unreleased video games 130
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Killer bee attack proves need for more killer bees 000
Reposted by Scheming Eunuceshaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026language model programs have no conscious intent or ethical understanding and they never will. you can program them to say they do, but they fundamentally cannot 281716287
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I finally found some Yebisu that tastes like it does in Japan 🥹 010
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Playing the new Graveyard Keeper and they've only gone and made the player character Welsh 020
Reposted by Scheming EunuceJosh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’m staying in a hotel where the bathroom door is clear glass but with a kind of sheer white curtain fabric over it, so my scheming eunuchs can address me from the antechamber while I’m attending to my business. 933315
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My nan always said that the devil had spat on them 031
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Every language has it's own version of other country's names, Germany is Deutschland in German but Doitsu in Japanese or Allemagne in French. I don't understand why Turkey gets special treatment? Are they switching Almanya (Germany in Turkish) to "Deutschland"? 040
Reposted by Scheming EunuceLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 24/09/2026Your package of F-35 parts could not be delivered and has been taken to the nearest Auspost collection point 310330
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"expressed concern" my brother in Christ you are the prime minister 3253
Reposted by Scheming EunuceAndy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 22/09/2026Very much enjoying all the mundanely familiar UK scenery details in Silent Hill: Townfall. 1232955
Reposted by Scheming EunuceDiscourse Ignorer @sirsandgoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is Welsh culture 041
Reposted by Scheming Eunuceheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts 122260805
Reposted by Scheming EunuceRussell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!! 26150651382
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not even gifted, people just keep telling me to try harder and I've always wondered why I can't 040
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of my friends at school in rural Wales in the early 90s was Japanese? 050
Reposted by Scheming EunuceCraig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 20/09/2026I have been trained not to care about any show Netflix creates, BY NETFLIX. I know instantly that anything they do will be canceled no matter how successful it is, so why would I get invested? They did this to themselves, on purpose, and don't seem to grasp that incredibly obvious point. 1024854
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There was a weird Jehovah's witness singing at people at the shops and honestly I don't know what he was hoping for but literally everyone was trying to escape him 250
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Honestly, one of the many pet peeves I have with NuWho is having the Doctor make out with their companions sometimes. They're a sexless alien who was basically 3D printed thousands of years ago, they don't need to be making out with humans it's weird 051
Reposted by Scheming EunuceMovies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“Visually, the series should feel cinematic…” That’s their problem right there. The best British tv is when it was shot without permission in the back of a factory after hours. 261724350
Reposted by Scheming Eunucehenrietta from the hit 2006 track "henrietta" by the fratellis @tedlassoofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ed sheeran wishes he were irish so badly but he is unfortunately, the most english fucker to ever live 847540
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Struggling with Elden Ring's toughest boss (the lock on) 010
Reposted by Scheming Eunucealexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement 1860941359
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I probably have more Irish ancestry than Sheeran and you don't see me appropriating their culture 050
Reposted by Scheming EunuceJohn Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026On the one hand, ChatGPT’s ultimatum is silly because the government has all the cards here but on the other hand they did make it at albo so the chances of him folding aren’t zero 2272
Reposted by Scheming EunucePaul McMc @paulmcmc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I've never really understood Ed Sheeran. The most average dude with average looks, average personality and an average voice, whose songs aren't in any consistent style and all instantly forgettable. He's less a pop star and more a pop star-shaped hole in popular culture. 1161
Reposted by Scheming EunuceMochyn 🏴🏳️🌈 @mochyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A Wales fee of the imperialism and backwardness of Westminster is necessary if we want a country that supports and cares for its people outside of the capitalist hellscape we find ourselves trapped in. We will never find social or economic liberation within the system that requires our oppression 172
Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ok but the cost of living crisis would be easier to manage with fewer households under Westminster to assist? 010
Reposted by Scheming Eunucemoray @uraniumshrlmp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026people talking about scotland wales and ireland being doomed without england resources like we arent The Resources 161