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Scheming Eunuce

@apnudd.bsky.social
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Gwyn. Welsh/Australian, gay, goff, AuDHD 🌈🏳️‍⚧️ In Narrm/Melbourne From Sir y Fflint/Flintshire Socialist, not Liberal. He/They FREE PALESTINE, END THE GENOCIDE NOW 🇵🇸

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Emoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 21h
Is it a healthy sign of an industry when regular investors who haven't chosen to be baptized in datacenter wastewater manage to get a glimpse of AI frontier model financials and subsequently ask "Wait, what the fucking fuck is this?!"
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Anthropic IPO leak is insane
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Anthropic's leaked IPO filing shows $4.6B of 2025 revenue, a $42B net loss, Q2 2026 revenue of $11.5B, $518B of planned computing spend, and a target valuation near $2T.

Anthropic is literally projecting a -3.9:1 evaluation to profit ratio and a 174:1 evaluation to revenue ratio and then asking for two trillion dollars. I feel like I’m going insane.

I’m pulling out of the NASDQ. These numbers just don’t make sense anymore. CEOs called their own investors insane during the dot com crash for investing in companies with a 10:1 revenue to profit ratio.
We live in some bizzaro world where a company will burn hundreds of billions per quarter and we have legions of investors foaming at the mouth to throw another two trillion into the fire.

I feel like at one point there was genuinely an argument for speculating on growth, but these numbers are out of control.
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 18h
Nobody is suffering as much as my cat is right now, beset as he is by his spectral twin who lives in the tinted windows
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Gordo! @posting.fan · 29/09/2026
to be honest even if abolishing the Monarchy DID cost us loads of money it would still be worth it because what the fuck are we doing with an actual royal family in 2026?
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lilah🦇🐈‍⬛🌑 @palebloodstasi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anyway my pension plan is to defect to china
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Josh W @mariobones.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Layoffs
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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Spooky Moose Malloy @spooksmalloy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thatcher crucified to a massive cross underneath Westminster where all new politicians are spawned from
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't think I'll understand why people from cargo cults around unreleased video games
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Killer bee attack proves need for more killer bees
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look, I don't think it is on it's way actually
A screenshot of my AusPost ap

It's on it's way
Most recent update 
Arrived awaiting clearance (inbound)
MELBOURNE VIC
Mon 3 August. 2:07pm
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
language model programs have no conscious intent or ethical understanding and they never will. you can program them to say they do, but they fundamentally cannot
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Mr.Snrub @mrsnrub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or maybe...
@thomas_violence

I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I finally found some Yebisu that tastes like it does in Japan 🥹
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Playing the new Graveyard Keeper and they've only gone and made the player character Welsh
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gozleme for tea
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Partaking in chippéd fish
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m staying in a hotel where the bathroom door is clear glass but with a kind of sheer white curtain fabric over it, so my scheming eunuchs can address me from the antechamber while I’m attending to my business.
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My nan always said that the devil had spat on them
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every language has it's own version of other country's names, Germany is Deutschland in German but Doitsu in Japanese or Allemagne in French. I don't understand why Turkey gets special treatment? Are they switching Almanya (Germany in Turkish) to "Deutschland"?
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So like, turn it off???
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Liam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 24/09/2026
Your package of F-35 parts could not be delivered and has been taken to the nearest Auspost collection point
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"expressed concern" my brother in Christ you are the prime minister
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 22/09/2026
Very much enjoying all the mundanely familiar UK scenery details in Silent Hill: Townfall.
A phone box.One of those things on the street that says H on it. I see them every day and I still have no idea what they are.A good old-fashioned British bin.A dead end sign.
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Discourse Ignorer @sirsandgoblin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is Welsh culture
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
microsoft have essentially bought up and bulldozed almost an entire american arts industry as a half-hearted distraction from their main project of trying to monopolise and rent-seek global digital infrastructure and military contracts
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Russell Irving @rginteger.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not much of a Pokémon person, but my son is & trying to buy him cards at retail prices has been nigh on impossible the last couple of years, and I refuse to pay scalpers for anything. So it warms the cockles of my heart to see so many of them having a full meltdown about the recent set. Enjoy!!
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Madeley @madeley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Croeso i Gymru, fuckers.
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not even gifted, people just keep telling me to try harder and I've always wondered why I can't
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of my friends at school in rural Wales in the early 90s was Japanese?
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Powerful Object
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Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 20/09/2026
I have been trained not to care about any show Netflix creates, BY NETFLIX. I know instantly that anything they do will be canceled no matter how successful it is, so why would I get invested? They did this to themselves, on purpose, and don't seem to grasp that incredibly obvious point.
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pathetic, spineless little mollusk.
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There was a weird Jehovah's witness singing at people at the shops and honestly I don't know what he was hoping for but literally everyone was trying to escape him
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Honestly, one of the many pet peeves I have with NuWho is having the Doctor make out with their companions sometimes. They're a sexless alien who was basically 3D printed thousands of years ago, they don't need to be making out with humans it's weird
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Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Visually, the series should feel cinematic…” That’s their problem right there. The best British tv is when it was shot without permission in the back of a factory after hours.
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If these saes shits are allowed so are we
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henrietta from the hit 2006 track "henrietta" by the fratellis @tedlassoofficial.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran wishes he were irish so badly but he is unfortunately, the most english fucker to ever live
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Struggling with Elden Ring's toughest boss (the lock on)
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alexis nedd @alexisthenedd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
congrats to ed sheeran on his achievement
screenshot of an achievement from the game Disco Elysium. The achievement is titled "the world's most laughable centrist" for defending the political centre 7 times. 23.6% of players achieved this.
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I probably have more Irish ancestry than Sheeran and you don't see me appropriating their culture
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
On the one hand, ChatGPT’s ultimatum is silly because the government has all the cards here but on the other hand they did make it at albo so the chances of him folding aren’t zero
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Paul McMc @paulmcmc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've never really understood Ed Sheeran. The most average dude with average looks, average personality and an average voice, whose songs aren't in any consistent style and all instantly forgettable. He's less a pop star and more a pop star-shaped hole in popular culture.
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Mochyn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏳️‍🌈 @mochyn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A Wales fee of the imperialism and backwardness of Westminster is necessary if we want a country that supports and cares for its people outside of the capitalist hellscape we find ourselves trapped in. We will never find social or economic liberation within the system that requires our oppression
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ok but the cost of living crisis would be easier to manage with fewer households under Westminster to assist?
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moray @uraniumshrlmp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
people talking about scotland wales and ireland being doomed without england resources like we arent The Resources
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Scheming Eunuce @apnudd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hell yeah
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