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Jesse Bains

@jesshodder.bsky.social
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Death Angel. Intersectional, anti-colonial, team orca. And Simpsons memes aplenty. He/him.

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Richard 塚正ー緑 @rhtebooks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If there's a lesson from this Man City debacle it's that they need to return to the non corrupt and ethical ownership of Thaksin Shinawatra
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Uh, $100 million on chess elections? That does appear to be wild to me, though like for many things I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
USC really not beating the allegations, are they.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If this was a union there'd already be 3 Royal Commissions, overnight AFP raids, and 7 people in jail.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So my flight has been delayed 50 mins so far and I was already only going to have an hour 45 to transfer in Bangkok. Am I staying the night in Thailand? Get your bets in now!
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Liz Crash @lizcrash.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you have to be kidding me www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
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Victorian prisoners to help fix the state's crumbling roads
Labor would put Victorian prisoners to work on road maintenance as part of its plan to fix the state's crumbling highways, if re-elected in November.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Challenger.
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jagernaut.bsky.social @jagernaut.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A three part image of a scene from the Good Place. In the first panel Jason is saying I think Catholics will wage jihad against AI. In the second panel Michael is saying Frank figured it out? Frank Herbert? In the third panel he's following that up with This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. Janet is there as well, and they're surrounded by clown paintings
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Dan McQuillan @danmcquillan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Text: Treat your body like a data centre. Consume as much water and literature as possible. Upset local city councils with your existence. 
Background image: a bearded man putting up the frame of aparge tent in a muddy field with trees in the background.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So embarrassing when people think the point of reading a novel is to know the plot, so a summary is just as good. The plot isn’t important, you rube. You absolute simpleton. The point of reading a novel is to find out what the characters are eating and start thinking about what you want for dinner.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Absolutely wild that El-Sayed manages to win with this much money spent trying to stop him.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Whenever I tell people I play F grade basketball I'm pretty sure eyebrows are raised thinking "surely the grades don't go that low" (it goes down to K grade I'll have you know). But last night the other team dunked on us (me) and he wasn't even a fill in. Wish us luck in G grade next season.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pro-Israel reggae song.
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Richard V. Hirst @richardvhirst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Martin Prince with a speech bubble
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Carver walking down the hallway in The Wire.
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Emma Osborne 🍉 @redscribe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Pals! Wyndham Council has had a terrible, no good idea and wants to run unstaffed library hours, possibly a prelude to unstaffed libraries in general. Please sign and share the below petition to tell them to get bent: www.megaphone.org.au/petitions/un...
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Unstaffed Libraries: Unsafe, Unfair and a Threat to Libraries!
Safety In recent years, Wyndham has seen a rise in violent crime. An unstaffed library could provide an easy place for criminal activity to occur. Few safety guarantees are being made about unstaffed ...
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol
A picture of a box styled like a little free library but with blockbuster movies
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The joys of still having a physical letterbox.
Dating God's Way pamphlet
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bobby Carrego
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Saladin in 1189:
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lamentation (flipped, detail), by Gerard David, 1515-23, 📸 by Roberto Schmidt
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ian @ahandleforian.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
My main issue with Haaland is that he normalizes Manchester City and kids that don’t know better might start thinking it’s ok to support that club
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So in an interview Binface had a serious swipe at the Monster Raving Looney Party, saying they were much closer to Farage's/Reform's politics. Do we think he means their policies or the people behind them?
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A short comic about Lenny #TheSimpsons #comics
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ayowhose.bsky.social @ayowhose.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The jolly japester and perennial election candidate Count Binface depicted in the style of the famous Obama ‘Hope’ poster.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
On my way, Clacton.
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Belgium should have to give their victory to DR Congo as reparations
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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
*Me to me after working for 20 mins* Wow well done. You're such a hard worker. Take a break, champ
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 03/07/2026
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Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
TIL: during the Spanish Civil War (90th anniversary coming up), at least two Palestinian Arabs were recruited to the Polish section of the International Brigades because they spoke Yiddish or Hebrew and most of the “Polish” brigade were Jews
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Margaret Thatcher
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That's okay Australia, we were never going to beat Cape Verde anyway.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
the "how dare you root for the USMNT" scold made think of a totally pointless but sort of funny intellectual exercise in finding the Least Problematic Team. rooting for Cape Verde, but also shaking my head solemnly periodically to let people know I do NOT approve of their period of one party rule.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Beached as.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you haven't watched Matewan you really ought to. Right now.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Ha ha ha it happened. What a free kick by Ronaldo. Give him the golden boot already.
Homer sitting in a theatre laughing and pointing at Hans Moleman being hit by a football to the groin.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Commentator: "it would be so harsh for Senegal if this game went to penalties after extra time." Monkey paw curls.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Suetonius, in 60 AD, upon learning of Boudica
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Brisbane Roar straddling once again.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Jerami Grant getting as far away from Avdija as possible. Don't blame him at all.
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Negin Owliaei @neginowl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Team Melli you have my heart forever. Most Iranian players had their professional years cut short due to a war of aggression. They underwent racist visa discrimination. 2 goals disallowed by VAR over millimeters. They deserved to advance. Shame on the teams that didn’t call out their mistreatment.
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Dana El Kurd @danaelkurd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
1 2 3 viva l'algerie 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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meron thee siren 🧜🏽‍♀️ @meronunfiltered.com · 28/06/2026
Fanon:
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Definitely the former.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Subscribe.
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Jesse Bains @jesshodder.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is so good for the DRC but I'm now really worried about Iran.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026
went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face
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