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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 7h
Dumbass Senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO.) looking smug while Dumbass Senator John Kennedy (R-LA.) holds up a sign above him. The sign shows a person making the very first move of a chess match, moving a white pawn to the center of the board. The text on the sign reads "CHECK MATE COMMIES"
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 21/09/2026
Don't worry, we've got Willet on the milk cartons.
A drawing of a milk carton with a Missing Person image on it. The missing person is Willet, the bird.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 19/09/2026
It's good, y'all
A loaf of focaccia in a steel baking pan. The top is very well browned, with large bubbles and flakes of maldon saltThe underside of a loaf of focaccia, perfectly golden brown, glistening with olive oilThe loaf of focaccia has been cut in half, exposing swirls of red tomato and pieces of dried, oil packed tomatoes amongst the air bubbles.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 11/09/2026
For context of how big a deal the Edsel failure was. The Cybertruck is a disaster of brand killing preportions and the only reason Tesla is solvent at all is investors buying Musk's bullshit hype machine.
Following a loss of over $250 million (equivalent to $2.72 billion in 2025 dollars) on development, manufacturing, and marketing on the model line, Ford quietly discontinued the Edsel brand in November 1959, shortly after the 1960 model line was introduced.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 11/09/2026
I realize eating your feelings isn't healthy but sometimes you do what you gotta do. Polish dogs with leftover chorizo taco filling, melted sharp cheddar, onion, cilantro, and hot sauce
Polish dogs with leftover chorizo taco filling, melted sharp cheddar, onion, cilantro, and hot sauce on a soft white hit dog bun
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 08/09/2026
I pulled a @jake.sooscreek.productions. Hot dog foccacia
Focaccia uncooked. In it are 5 Costco hot dogs lined up evenly spaced down the length of the focaccia. Between the dogs are lightly melted onionsThe cooked hot dog foccacia. Onions are dark and crispy, dogs are browned and scored. Focaccia is puffy and brownedA single dog length piece cut from the load with dijon mustard
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 04/09/2026
I guess? mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
A dialect map that shows that I'm most like "Utah" with Portland, Seattle, and Salt Lake City being the highest matching cities, and New Orleans, Atlanta, and Charlotte being the lowest matches.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 02/09/2026
So I emailed @1password.bsky.social voicing my strong concerns. This was their response today. Can't say it really does much to make me feel better about it!
Hello Jesse,
 
Thank you for reaching out and sharing your questions and concerns about our decision to become a corporate patron of the Omacom Foundation. We value the relationship we have with you, and we want to respond thoughtfully and openly about the purpose of this commitment and how we're approaching it at 1Password.
 
At 1Password, we support developer and open-source communities because they're an important part of the ecosystem our customers rely on. We have a long history of supporting open source projects, including the Linux, Rails, and Rust Foundations. We chose to support Omarchy because it is a growing Linux environment that developers use and value, and because 1Password already had a meaningful presence in that community.
 
Contributing to the Omacom Foundation is intended to support hosting infrastructure and provides stable, long-term funding for the upstream open-source projects and maintainers on which Omarchy depends.
 
We recognize that Omarchy is closely associated with its founder, and that raises questions about what our support means. Our contribution is made to the Omacom Foundation, not to an individual, and is not an endorsement of any individual's personal or political views. 1Password does not endorse hateful, dehumanizing, or exclusionary views.
 
The patronage is also separate from product decisions. It includes no requirements or guarantees related to product placement, exclusivity, endorsement, or roadmap influence.
 
We understand that this explanation may not change how you feel about our decision. We take all feedback seriously and share it with the appropriate teams.

Our commitment to the security and privacy of our customers remains unchanged.
 
We're grateful for the trust you place in 1Password.
 
Hugues Mackay
Director, Customer Support
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/08/2026
Just changing teams, but it's been a ride.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 27/08/2026
A map showing Lake Ontario, but the lake has been renamed to, "Lake April - 1805 Napoleon is Master of Europe Only the British Fleet stands before him. Oceans are now Battlefields."
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 22/08/2026
Wild weekend away with a big group of friends and all their kids so obviously we're puzzling
Me, my wife, and several of our friends in a selfie taken from above. On the table is a completed puzzle
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 05/08/2026
81!
A Centurions screenshot showing a drafted MLS team and their simulated season results
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 04/08/2026
Just before sunset yesterday on Whidbey Island
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 02/08/2026
My @soundersfc.com match day
An iPad is sitting on a low, round table next to a can. In the background is a view of Saratoga Passage and Camano Island
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 17/07/2026
The auction for the 2026 FIFA World Cup SEA Beacon (aka whale tail) is now LIVE! Supporting FareStart, a Seattle based non-profit that provides job training programs for people with barriers to entering the workforce. You should bid! farestartgala2026.ggo.bid/n/package/15...
The 2026 FIFA World Cup SEA Beacon, featuring a whale's tail shaped like the "______ Field", light blue neon outlining. It sits on a large, green base that says "In support of FareStart" on it.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 17/07/2026
Look if a ref can't be at Maradona's last party...
Screenshot from Maradona's Wikipedia page

Full name
Diego Armando Maradona[1]
Date of birth
30 October 1960
Place of birth
Lanús, Argentina
Date of death
25 November 2020 (aged 60)
Place of death
Dique Luján, Argentina
Height
1.65 m (5 ft 5 in)[2]
Positions
Attacking midfieldersecond striker
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 15/07/2026
Football is the same the world over?
John Madden cracking a huge smile back in the 80s, holding a CBS microphone. A speech bubble is coming out of his mouth toward the bottom of the frame.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 08/07/2026
I'm out on the town having the time of my life with Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing too!
Nathan Fielder, "Just out of frame" meme
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 07/07/2026
Apropos of nothing in particular
A comparison between Tim Ream and Jackson Ragen. It shows Ragen is way better and yet was not selected for the USMNT while Ream was.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 06/07/2026
Apparently Norway is hyped?
I don't speak Norwegian, so I can't really tell you a ton of specifics, but this is some big street in Oslo at somewhere after midnight on a Monday morning that is so filled with Norwegians celebrating their team's win that I'm not entirely certain there are any Norwegians that are NOT on this street.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 02/07/2026
It's one of these. They really need to figure out what to do with it
Seattle World Cup whale tail neon display
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 02/07/2026
OK but counterpoint
The University of Washington football stadium
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/06/2026
Thanks, Redfin!
Redfin email showing the average selling price of "$,000" (sic) and an average days on market of "—" (sic)
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 27/06/2026
When I tell you I had one of the best dishes I've ever eaten tonight, I need you to understand that's truly something. Kampachi, cured kalamansi sauce, pinapple, chili crisp. From a Texas chef cooking in Hawaii with Hawaiian ingredients. Incredible.
A dish of kanpachi crudo with kalamansi lime sauce, chili crisp, pinapple. Beautifully garnished. The Hawaiian sun setting in the background.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 27/06/2026
I'm going to become a part of this bar
A sailboat that has been turned into a bar on the beach. Boat is named New Moon. Low tables and chairs on the sand, overhead "sails" providing shade. Blue sky and palm trees in the background
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 26/06/2026
Late nights in Hawaii under the stars are my happy place
A sky full of stars, filtered through whispy clouds. The sky is deep blue, dots of white light. Palm fronds sway in the bottom right
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 21/06/2026
So here's what my brother-in-law and I ended up deciding on for the family trip (@manuch.bsky.social as promised)
It's me, looking as much like Tom Sellek in Magnum PI as possible. Red Jungle Bird aloha shirt, Tigers hat, aviators, white boat shoes, mustache. Behind me you can see the Pacific Ocean Me and my brother-in-law both wearing the Magnum PI red aloha shirt and shorts. View of the ocean in the distance.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 18/06/2026
Tweet from Vincent D'Onofrio

Pigs cant look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars.
Imagine seeing the stars 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 05/06/2026
Spider @tolkoto.com
Mike "Spidermike" Minotti hangs from the side of a skyscraper
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 13/05/2026
Don't ask me why but something about this dude immediately made me think of @carberry.deals - from the collection at the National Gallery of Scotland (I forgot to snap the name of the piece/painter). I love this guy.
A medieval jesterish looking man is lying on his stomach, head in his hands propped up by his elbows. He's staring up at someone sitting next to him. They're on some brown grass.Zoomed out photo of the same painting. Now you can see the elderly man next to him in green-blue robes, white hair and beard, arms outstretched and raised aloft. He's looking up into the air. They're next to a rock outcropping with a dead tree and brown grass covering. Perhaps he's telling a story? Jester looks engrossed.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 11/05/2026
So @aaron.bsky.team says that harrasment and dog piling are no go, but is completely fine with block evasion as a form of harassment? Seems inconsistent. And old say this in the thread he brings it up in but he has that restricted to people HE follows and has quotes disabled.
Wil Stancil admitting to block evasion so he can send people after those criticizing him
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 10/05/2026
Hello Edinburgh!
Edinburgh Castle sits behind the rooftops of the city, church spires jutting up in the mid ground
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 10/05/2026
So Ireland is pretty pretty. Not that we'll even be here 2 hours
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 10/05/2026
The world is beautiful and we should take better care of it
I think it's the Canadian Rockies from above, taken from our flight
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 01/05/2026
Whatever you say, Shaggy
A Corvette with a Washington state license plate that reads WUSNTME
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 30/04/2026
I feel like I'm getting mixed messages
Two reskeets back to back. The first (most recent) reads, "In these dark times, you must constantly be on your bullshit"

The second reads, "Just Be Normal For Once"
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 17/03/2026
This is how work has felt for the last little while. I'm getting annoyed.
The Ask Jeeves logo with the Jeeves crossed out and Jesse written underneath.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 02/03/2026
"every day a new hell" in the Pokopia font
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 09/02/2026
I went to the first Seahawks Super Bowl parade 12 years ago. Got some decent photos.
A 12th Man flag alone in the sky, being trailed behind a small airplane just out of the left side of the frame.A Boeing 777 shot from beneath as it flys over. The words "GO HAWKS!" are painted under the nose of the plane.Two gloved hands held up in front of a persons face. The gloves show the Seahawks logo.Blue and Green confetti blow everywhere as Seahawks players stand on stage at Lumen Field during the trophy presentation.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 09/02/2026
We are going on vacation with my wife's family later this year. Her BiL suggested that the two of us, for the week, rock mustaches, Hawaiian shirts, and short shorts. Well I needed to shave anyway so decided to test out the stache since I have no meetings today and the wife is at the office.
My dumb face but with a mustache.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 02/02/2026
Evergreen
men in LA....... get off ur phones & STOP becoming influencers....we need GAFFERS ! ! ! these shows dark as HELL i cant see SHIT 😭😭😭
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 17/01/2026
ICE claims drug investigation, because drugs are usually dropped off by your UPS driver
Sean Piette, another neighbor, said he was suspicious of the claims that it was part of narcotics investigation because video from his outdoor camera captured someone delivering a package to the house minutes before the raid.

"The federal agents inside were telling them there’s drugs in it, and if no one inside at the time claimed that package that they were going to take everybody in the house," he said.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 31/12/2025
Fucking kill shot from the American Heart Association 😂
An image of the "cool S" with the following caption below:
If you drew this S in a notebook, it's time to take note of your cholesterol.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 14/12/2025
Christmas shipping on Lake Union
A photo of the Seattle skyline st night taken from Lake Union. Boats in the foreground are lit with Christmas lights
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 05/12/2025
@adef.bsky.social I'm doing my part?
Twitch most used emote: adefDance
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 05/12/2025
Twitch Recap 2025
"Your Favorite Streamers
Most watched channel: GamesDoneQuick. Hours watched, 213. Channel points earned, 40,520."

The rest of the top 5 are:
adef: 126 hours watched, 656 chats sent
Remap Radio: 107 hours watched, 171 chats sent
GiantBomb: 16 hours watched
Nextlander: 11 hours watched
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 04/12/2025
Well the @giantbomb.bsky.social extended universe continues to dominate my podcast listening @remapradio.bsky.social @morecivilized.bsky.social @friends-table.bsky.social @techpod.content.town @shiftf1podcast.bsky.social Also Overcast is awesome
Overcast 2025 listening stats
Nextlander 155 hours
Remap Radio 155 hours
Giantbombcast 98 hours
Voicemail Dump truck 46 hours
Friends at the Table 46 hours
A More Civilized Age 43 hours
Techpod 42 hours
Shift F1 42 hours
Friends at the Table Patreon feed 26 hours
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 03/12/2025
It's good!
Screenshot of my ChargePoint app showing charging costs from our last 6 EV charges at home. They're all under $6 for between 70 and 199 miles of range
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 03/12/2025
Jesus, I see what you have done for other people, and I want that for me.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 02/12/2025
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