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Shivvy 🎃 @shivvy.blacksky.app · 6h
Marshawn Lynchm suited up and talking into a mic. He's wearing shades and a cap
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 12h
Inshallah
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LP @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 14h
please don't tell me that billionaires aren't a problem - they don't even serve time like everyone else
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 15h
Dumbass Senator Eric Schmitt (R-MO.) looking smug while Dumbass Senator John Kennedy (R-LA.) holds up a sign above him. The sign shows a person making the very first move of a chess match, moving a white pawn to the center of the board. The text on the sign reads "CHECK MATE COMMIES"
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 16h
Kelly nooooooo
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 16h
I just want to sleep through the night and to wake up rested. That's not so much to ask! But instead I'm just waking up for no reason and can't get back to sleep for an hour plus pretty consistently.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 30/09/2026
It's a Muppet movie with some child actress as Wednesday Addams. I don't know any current child actresses.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 30/09/2026
If a crime is committed against you do not report it to your school or place of work, they are going to protect THEMSELVES not YOU. They will absolutely throw YOU under the bus in the pursuit of protecting themselves.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p.s. "The National Panhellenic Conference, which governs the country’s 26 major sororities, maintains that sisters can’t swig booze in sorority houses — even as the fraternity down the street throws a keg party," sending the women into enemy territory to drink. Prohibition should be on frat houses.
washingtonpost.com
Why frat bros can throw parties but sorority sisters aren’t allowed to
The new Seth Rogen film explores why Greek men and women don't have the same rights
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 30/09/2026
Well yeah but 145th is so much closer!
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 30/09/2026
No that's so far for me 😂
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 30/09/2026
I just finished book 3 today. Started book 1 last Monday 😂 I may have a problem
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 30/09/2026
Jackson is a shit course anyway! Still (barely) in the city. Right by transit. Though that station is uhh....maybe not QUITE big enough for gameday traffic. But still!
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 30/09/2026
OK I could definitely get behind THIS
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 30/09/2026
Immaculate conception, Goofy gave birth to Max.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 29/09/2026
Status report, "Just Thought I'd Mention": Noting some Discourse on alternate YA material about young #wizards (without toxic additives). If you're interested (and not in the UK: sorry, Brexit issues...), these nine diverse & inclusive works are on #sale at a really low price!🙂 bit.ly/YWNMESET
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YW New Millennium 9-Volume Box Set
Our New Millennium Editions box sets are optimized for each of the devices appearing under the price listing. Please click on one to choose the format you prefer.The New Millennium Editions of So You ...
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 29/09/2026
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...
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The Earthquake Event Page application supports most recent browsers, view supported browsers. Or, try our Real-time Notifications, Feeds, and Web Services.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 29/09/2026
Hot damn, I should pick Deadlock back up....
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 29/09/2026
This....sucks, actually
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People always respond to stuff like this by speculating the person has himself raped someone and I'm certainly not going to discount the possibility but I think it discounts how much of misogyny is built on people who are in it for the love of the game
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 29/09/2026
God this is such an easy trap to fall into! I used the same app and early did the same thing, tried to run "fast" during my run segments. It took a lot of actively trying to slow down, but it helps so much.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
This is a joke from The Office about misattribution of quotes, don't worry about it.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
"Wayne Gretzky" - Michael Scott
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
Check mate, wokies! Seriously, how can you think that this is in any way a gotcha?
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
Somehow I live in a zone where FedEx always predicts a morning delivery, and yet we never, ever get a morning delivery. It's usually late afternoon at best, if not sometime randomly in an evening. Yet they continue to lie to themselves and me about when they will be getting us our packages.
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AppleInsider @appleinsider.com · 28/09/2026
In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.
appleinsider.com
Meta's new AI agent blatantly ignores users permissions
In a completely unsurprising turn of events, Meta's Muse AI is stealing Apple Messages, past and present, and uploading the contents to its cloud, even if explicitly told not to.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
What like you have something else to do for the next 165 days?
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
They recommend oiling it after EVERY use.... producthelp.kitchenaid.com/Countertop_A...
producthelp.kitchenaid.com
Cleaning and Care of the Wooden Bowl
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
And we'd get the pleasure of taking all of the money from all of the worst people alive!
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
I've got a solution - nationalize the corporations. Just all of 'em. Saddle THEM with the national debt, and require their majority owners to secure it with their personal wealth. Will it work? No idea, but it's essentially what all those VCs do!
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
It's so freaking good
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
But at the end of the day you've still gotta live with being a Patriots fan 😔
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
I can't believe they performed STORM live at the VMAs! www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPnN...
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GENER8ION feat. Yung Lean Perform "STORM" | 2026 VMAs
YouTube video by MTV
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
Game designers that work on competitive multiplayer games should be required to watch a clip of modern sidecar motorcycle racing. It's a perfect example of how people will go to insane lengths to optimize what seems like a simple task. Understand what behavior you are incentivizing.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t think you need to be a doctor to know that subjecting children to Jets football is harmful.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 28/09/2026
Hah, oh my God I had no idea they actually named themselves after this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eve_6
en.wikipedia.org
Eve 6 - Wikipedia
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
king shit
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian on the left says 
I like Dr. Pepper
He is large

Brian on the right says
Me too but I'm smaller lol
He is small
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 27/09/2026
Marshawn Lynch is a national treasure
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 27/09/2026
Happy for Schmetz! Also realizing this should have happened months ago
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 27/09/2026
Also I want nothing more than to get high with Lily Tomlin
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 27/09/2026
Watching 9 to 5 for the first time. Fonda, Tomlin, Parton is a damned murderers row
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Sounder at Heart @sounderatheart.com · 27/09/2026
Tifo by @weareecs.bsky.social honoring former co-president Tom Biro.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 26/09/2026
More like BeerGogglesMD mirite?
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 25/09/2026
OK but if the Sonics come back we have dibs
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 25/09/2026
Rick Rizz and Dave Niehaus were the voices of my childhood. Two of the best to ever do it. Sad that this era is fully, finally ending.
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 25/09/2026
"Why you think my stiff arm was so cold?" dead 😂
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Jesse Gamble @jessegamble.com · 25/09/2026
I do like seeing Andor, Slow Horses, and Community getting recognized!
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