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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

3-0d the first draft pod of the new set. UW tempo/control.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

For a very small and reasonable fee

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hatfield I see but I would not say you look like chuck liddell outside of the mohawk.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

They have a procedure for getting med or psych clearance on an individual in custody! But it's tedious and requires paperwork so they were trying to cut corners and ran into a whip-smart, very stubborn immigrant doctor.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

She kicked them out of the ED then a few hours later she was leaving and saw them outside waiting to scoop him up as soon as he was discharged. She came back to make sure we all knew and that he wouldn't be discharged until they were gone.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hero shit. One of my all time favorite coworkers had the police bring a guy into the ED, in cuffs, and demand she provide psych clearance for him to go to jail. We...don't do this. So she said release him from custody and I'll treat him like I would any patient. They did and tried to wait...

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not how I personally would drive a car but maybe I'm a coward.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

But hoooo boy the bar for dad's is low I was treated as a wonder and an oddity lol.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Hil wasn't feeling well so I took the kids to the museum this afternoon. Baby promptly had a blowout and we discovered that the ONLY changing tables were in the women's bathroom. A nice lady confirmed it was empty and hung out letting people know I was in there with two kids changing a diaper.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh shit did the new season start?

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

But I bet she's gonna go with him to check out the backrooms and it's gonna fall apart. Oh well good start.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Even the careful, honest, wary answering of someone opening a session with "when do you have to involuntarily hospitalize someone" lol

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm only like 30 min in but so far the psychiatrist in Backrooms is the best depiction of a psychiatrist I've seen in a movie in a long time.

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:

She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer.

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do.

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Did another one. This deck was an absolute blast to play. Esper draw 2 value engine.

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Mental Misplay @mentalmisplay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I heard there's some LGS in Atlanta that serves really famous lemon pepper wings, but reserving a table seems really expensive... I was trying to find when their commander night is but for a place called Magic City its really weird that I can't find them on @magic.wizards.com Store Locator.

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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A24's 40 Year Old Virgin mads mikkelsen: do you know how i know you awre pwobably homosexual? you collect action figures. (dissonant orchestra) robert pattinson (hands shaking on controller) can we just play mortal kombat? mads mikkelsen: our couwrse we can. we awlready awre.

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

considering the whole of a person who has considered the hole of an animal

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Been playing a roto magic cube draft online with some friends with a cube made entirely of commons and uncommons on arena and god damn it is fun and more powerful than you'd expect. cubecobra.com/cube/list/f6...

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maitreyi anantharaman @maitreyiaa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

No, this guy is right. Indian-Americans should not watch football. Watching football has ruined my entire life.

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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

i'm largely opposed to AI rather than viscerally angry about it but today some of my lovely non-computer friends anxiously asked about it ending the world and it filled me with rage. what right do you have to worry these nice people with your made up bullshit. how dare you. they don't even go here

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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

the ending of the Frances Tiafoe vs. Alex Michelsen match with Tiafoe giving a long hug to Michelsen after the final tiebreaker point #USOpen

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Christ, is it September already?

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Swan Boy is from Philadelphia, right? He's gotta be.

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charlesjpratt @charlesjpratt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

One of Hideo Kojima's real talents is that he would have exactly this idea but the stew would be dropped off by a drone that sings a little jingle which can alert enemies if they're in range. You then get a phone call from a nuclear scientist who warns you not to eat too much starch and dairy.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hard recommend of The Tainted Cup and its sequel A Drop of Corruption. Sherlockian murder mysteries in a fantasy setting with some Vandermeer-like horror. They're gooooooood. Written by Robert Jackson Bennett.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

@sabs.bsky.social absolutely love the creature articles. They've become required reading everytime I see one pop up on Defector. Thanks.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

My phone's usb-c port is failing so im sending the pics and videos we want to save before replacing it to Hil. Snuck a wild card in there to see if she's actually paying attention and she very much is.

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bs @bendotben.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"hello yes I would like 1 disco balls please"

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

@brandyjensen.bsky.social was reading your big boy review this morning and now im going to have to listen to all of the gentleman dastardly again.

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Jolene @sjbroadside.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I was recently inspired by the works of @bransonreese.bsky.social

A custom Magic: The Gathering card of Swan Boy Dandolos. The art, taken from the Swan Boy comic, depicts him doing a skateboarding trick over a mound of produce, and the set icon is Swan Boy's head from face on.

Swan Boy Dandolos | 1RG
Legendary Creature - Bird Rogue (Mythic Rare)
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Menace
"Unburdened" - Nonland cards you drew this turn cost WUBRG less to cast. (This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.)
Whenever Swan Boy attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
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"Wow, a FOURTH rail? Now this, I gotta touch!"
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2/1

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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

So dedicated to the cause she even refuses to make layups in transition.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Me, introducing my friends to @bransonreese.bsky.social Swan Boy with the most recent arc.

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

must’ve been terrible to date AOC as a regular man because one minute you’re dating a bartender who’s a bit out of your league and the next there are tabloid stories like “you’re not gonna believe how ugly this guy is”

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Don't know a thing about scrabble but do know board games and this was a great read.

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Jesse @jessef.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Monstrous politics aside, it's just mediocre YA fantasy. There are so many great adult fantasy book out there. And for actual children, there are still so many better options.

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