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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 6h

me and a couple of friends were having a party out in an abandoned sand pit one night. We had a bonfire going and everything then sudde

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freaky ghost bike @im.on.bike · 8h

Qentucky fried chicken...

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 9h

regret to inform that I have had one drink and am browsing the cookware section of QFC for impulse buys. going down on a woman who owned this would fix me

pickleball and coffee served all day mug

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 9h

happy Friday everybody remember to inject 40mg (80 if you're doing once a week instead of twice) testosterone cypionate into your right leg tonight

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Julian 📀 @clandestinetime.bsky.social · 14h

[sees a fool] oh, like from steely dan?

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 15h

[sees a divorced alcoholic man] oh, like from steely dan?

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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago

I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

they have made it illegal for everybody to kiss their girlfriends forever

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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 30/09/2026

hello!!!! i am PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE i am offering 3-card tarot readings on my ko-fi. they're $10 per reading & you will receive a PDF containing a photo of your cards & my interpretation. eventually i would like to offer more complex tarot readings & perhaps video readings!!! ko-fi.com/c/a877c4b373

it's me Rachel. i am showing you my face in order to get your attention. (it worked ^_~) i am holding up a tarot card to partially obscure my face, in order to be mysterious & alluring & also to advertise that i am selling tarot readings. also i have a big zit by my left eyebrow & i didn't want that in the photo. surely you cannot resist buying a tarot reading from such a charming & attractive individual.

an example of the PDF you will receive if you purchase a tarot reading from me. the text reads:

card positions
1. what you need to know. something to
focus on.
2. a new perspective. something you may
not be able to see right away.
3. action to take. a step toward an outcome
in your favor.
jumper - Eight of Pentacles
1. The Star
2. Eight of Cups
3. Nine of Wands

an example of the PDF you will receive if you purchase a tarot reading from me. the text reads:

advice from the universe
this reading tells a story about perseverance,
healing, & the difficult process of becoming
someone new.
the cards see how hard you’ve been working.
healing is not something that happened to you
overnight, it’s something you’ve worked hard on.
you have survived things that could have
extinguished your hope, & somehow, you still carry
light with you. that light is something you fought to
keep. keep following it.
but following that light also means recognizing
what you can’t bring with you. there are old
versions of yourself, or old ways of understanding
your life, that simply don’t have the same hold on
you anymore.

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

women who write poems AND bounce on it hmu

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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

a roadside sign outside of a church in Hampshire County, West Virginia that reads "JESUS IS COMING BACK SO IS APPLE BUTTER OCT 5-9" - photo taken by Andy Duncan (andyduncan82) on instagram

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UFO Sighting Bot @ufoskies.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

lights my wife and i see alot

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

it is over for you the second I figure out which animal you remind me of. now every time I run into a picture of that animal I have to text it to you with the caption "this is what you look like"

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

747 unread emails from when I was on medical leave

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

one day they will invent an ian who has to take zero substances to sleep. instead of the 3+ I have to take now. but last night I managed on just clonidine and THC, so we're moving in the right direction 😤

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AI benchmark where you ask them to tell you which gatoraid flavor grey aliens drink and then mark whether or not they get it right. flavorbench

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

there's an "introduction" in your "book"? get a load of this guy

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

the most beautiful thing a woman can do is bounce on it (remembers feminism) uh i mean the most beautiful thing a woman can do is write a poem

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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 29/09/2026

they were T4T.... u cant convince me otherwise

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

when you take testosterone you start making grocery lists like this

[ ] sparkling water
[ ] beer
[ ] milk
[ ] sandwich stuff
[ ] veggies

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

haven't heard about smile dog in quite some time. is this a recession indicator?

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

jerking off to women in suits because i’m a feminist

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I still have no idea if I like circus peanuts or not but I have finished two bags of them

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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

country music discourse? sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of me blasting the chicks’ iconic 1998 album Wide Open Spaces

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Minister Charlie Reep @beloved-not-broken.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nov. 8 is transgender parent day but @nikfits.bsky.social said "transparent gender day" and it made me think of these things:

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corpse @consume.red · 27/09/2026

Charles Goodsneeze

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vomit⛧ @koubikoularia.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

no one knows what words mean anymore *remembering that i hate prescriptivists* and that's a good thing !

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Caio Major @caiomajor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I have now read this collection and it’s a certified banger- I don’t know how to discuss poetry, but I was moved, it’s powerful, and the language will stay with me. Don’t miss this one

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

as a trans man, having sex with trans women is really gender affirming, because by necessity you do have to adopt the heterosexual "he came, she was present for that experience" definition of sex

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🚬🐚 @clammee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

MAOWWWWW MOWWWW MOAOWWWW MEAOWWWWW

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Armiger @butchfemboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

They blaming effects on my wizard beam.

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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 24/04/2025

t gel. technology gel

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

nice try but I am not listening to anything a cis man named kai has to say

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

each purchase of Walking Palm is guaranteed to include two Alephs, two brick walls, two past lives (which there is no such thing as), two Little Princes, two salt rings, two closets, two airplanes, three Bostons, and four bathrooms!

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"I'm glad we're dating each other so that...some other people are safe from us"

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

maybe the reason I have not yet been able to get anyone pregnant is because I don't know how to sex cockatiels

PROBLEMS IN BREEDING
Nutrition
Sexing Cockatiels
General Factors
The Female

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 23/09/2026

happy birthday bisexuals

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

we all got that one homie

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

equip hay bale

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orcus @goblin.news · 24/09/2026

We can get loafed up and loaded on the muddy banks maybe

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corpse @consume.red · 24/09/2026

women, if your boyfriend doesn't let you shake him until he is fizzy, he's not the one, dump him

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frankenstein fucks car @hulkfuckscar.top · 24/09/2026

bro the ferret account just be posting anything now huh? thats just a dog

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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"bite me" is sorta unrivaled as a thing to say to someone when you're pissed off at them, because there is almost no way they can respond to that that doesn't make them look way less cool than you. it does have a subtle weak point though, because if they do actually just bite you, well,

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