iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

white people really have a thing against smelling food they didn't ask for idk

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Mom @milph.mom · 27/09/2026

Metal Gear Solid V(isual Concepts)

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

sorry fellas ig im just built different

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

not to mog or anything but i think going on T might actually be clearing my acne

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

it's so funny bc i started with yakuza 0 and kinda hated his signature hairstyle when they revealed it but obviously it's grown on me. besides that my overall energy is probably closer to ponytail majima tbh...

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

honestly kind of rude of instagram to show me a reel about how cantonese men have higher incidence of male pattern baldness, a week after i start T

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i need to hold out until i go to texas again this winter..... also shoes are so gendered for no reason i hope I get lucky and T bumps up my size 😑

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

so here's the thing... majimafication CAN go further

Straight to Hell Apparel Richards black snakeskin boot

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La vida en viñetas @lavidaenvinetas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Jim'llpaintit

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

we have freshslice which is the corporate version of this

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

he figured it out this time im feeling ready to go into a manhole

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

round 2 of majimamaxxing with the barber

me in a yellow raincoat, teal button up and star bolo tie and a fresh cut that looks kinda like goro majima from yakuza

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

just did my first T-gel dose. dunno how you boys do this, tastes like shit

A bottle of T-gel next to a cutting board with sourdough and a butter knife that have a clear goo on them that looks suspiciously like T-gel

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

we finally putting the juice into the joose

closeup of my new t-gel prescription from walgreens

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

went to six flags for the first time last night

me right after riding the wrath of rakshasa with a headache. I'm wearing the "you are not immune to propaganda" garfield shirt and the propaganda booty shorts

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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

this is how bad the canadian economy is rn

Canada Cheese Coin at the Richmond night market

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The Cat Righting Reflex is the official name of the process cats use to automatically correct themselves mid-fall and land on their feet. It develops between 3 - 9 weeks of age, and is responsible for the greatest wikipedia gif of all time.

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cee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026

throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky

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jaywallace1.bsky.social @jaywallace1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Just realized I could now post the entire Wigan Kebab video.

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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at

a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.

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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

guy who's only ever seen boss baby etc etc

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

the chicago girlies fuck w it 👍

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

went to a friend's "reverse housewarming" party in which we drank and fucked around in an emptied apartment. met like 20 trans women. it's so awesome, you can talk to these girls about dragon's dogma n shit

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

there's even a crossdressing dress that specifically exists for this as all other dresses in the game are gender-locked,

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

in dragon's dogma there's an all-female bandit gang that is only friendly to you if your party is entirely made up of women and/or you make your MC look enough of a femboy to meet the game's standards. and this is how we get gamer strat threads abt how to pass for the lesbian bandit queen

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

tbh my hot take is cora was more "white woman with karen hair who is overly interested in your culture" than actually queer coded. they more than made up for it by giving us the awkward butch bisexual turian

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i have a (black) mouse that does this and it doesn't matter how clean your hand is. it's just a dead skin magnet 🥲

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo

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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Oh yeah, the headache that makes you wrong about Gundam

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Sullivan @dimosar.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

WHAT IF #EARTHSEA HAD WHATSAPP??

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

collected a cool beach rock for #skinkspeedwagon while i was in the UK and now he uses it like a pillow

speedwagon the blue tongued skink napping under his lamp with his chin resting on a rounded white and brown rock

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

also me today going for my second interview for an internship I've been gunning for since the start of summer. Professional Joose

me swagging tf out in a blue pinstripe Calvin Klein work button-up and khakis

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Homosexual Upgrade Install Package

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

this week i got a hairstyle change, finally swapped out my earring starters, went to my first HRT appointment, and got a new piercing. back 2 school babyyyy

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026

Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread

A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)

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jess🦎Joose🧃 @jesscookie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i saw her just this summer! gorgeous piece of work

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