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jeshizaemon

@jeshizaemon.bsky.social
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From LA, lives in Gunma, Japan. Here you will likely find bikes, beer, pizzas, burgers, and ramen. Maybe some video games and coding. You know, stuff.

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little dog is sleeping on a couch, kicking its paws. A person says, “look! The little kicks!” Panel 2: in awe of the cuteness, the person continues, “what do you think he’s dreaming about?” Panel 3: in the dog’s dream, the pup is wearing a captain’s jacket, holding tightly to a wooden ship on stormy seas. In his other paw, he is gripping a harpoon as an enormous vacuum cleaner breaches violently from the water.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 08/10/2026
Juice xkcd.com/3308/
4-panel comic. (1) [Two people, one with a ponytail, sitting and typing at terminals opposite each other. A sign on the wall reads “Juice Mission Control,” with JUICE in huge letters.] PERSON 1: Jupiter Icy Moons Exploder checkin is complete. All systems nominal. (2) PERSON 2 with ponytail. [People turn to look at each other.] PERSON 1: What? PERSON 2: Jupiter Icy Moons *Explorer*. (3) [Person 1 turns back to his terminal.] (4) PERON 1: Control, everything is fine, but I need to schedule an urgent spacecraft update. [Person 2 facepalms] PERSON 2: Oh no.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 30/07/2026
Vera Rubin Observatory xkcd.com/3278/
Comic. Vera Rubin Observatory Discoveries: Bingo Card. [5 x 5 bingo card: black hole tidally disrupting a star; Planet Nine; remnants of a former Milky Way companion galaxy, 10,000 new trans-Neptunian objects, object on interstellar trajectory, star being eclipsed by weird object, secret military satellite, Kuiper Belt object that’s a surprising color; Mars-sized TNO, local group supernova, spurious signal from observatory kitchen, glitch in alert system spams all astronomers, space (free), Earth-sized TNO, defunct spacecraft, surprising number of small galaxies, neutron star merger, new supernova constraints on dark energy, new dwarf plane bigger than Pluto/Eris, lost historical comet, 5 million asteroids and comets, 50,000 near-Earth asteroids, object likely to impact Earth, Vera Rubin herself (faked death, stole spaceship), many very small dots.
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Steve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Card
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10/06/2026
Nostalgia Content xkcd.com/3256/
Comic. [Person in front of images of pogs, a Tamagotchi, and huge fungal tower over mossy ground.] PERSON: Who else remembers pogs? Tamagotchis? Vast forests of prototaxites towering over the mossy landscape as armored fish stir in the deep? [caption] Due to a database error, millennial nostalgia now includes a portion of the Early Devonian.
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John Bistline @bistline.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
This is my favorite climate change chart. Japanese monks, aristocrats, and emperors kept meticulous records of cherry blossom festivals for 1,200 years and accidentally built the world's longest climate dataset.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
"Society should not be judged by how it treats it's most exceptional citizens, but by what percentage of its host star's energy it captures" -- Fyobro Dudeskyevsky
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
What’s your one food you only like because of an ex? Mine is anchovy pizza 🍕🐟
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: young man in a hoodie looking morose and sitting on a swing set. He says “she’s breaking up with me…” Panel 2: next to him is a glyptodon, an early ancestor of armadillos. With his head in his hands, the young man says “what do I do glyptodon?” Panel 3: the glyptodon says “I’m like an early ancestor of armadillos. The young man angrily replies, “are you even listening man?”
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
A woman in a mask
Headline:
Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?
Story from Jerk Wingley and Terramin Defishunsee

Photo from Adobe
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/03/2026
Electric Vehicles xkcd.com/3214/
Comic. [Person 1 talking to a person with shoulder-length hair and a person with a white hat.] PERSON 1: I would never get an electric vehicle. Sure, they sound great, but what do you do if the battery runs out of charge? [caption] I felt pretty silly when someone finally explained tome that EVs are rechargeable.
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AL Creed 🇨🇦 @alcreed.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The No Take / Only Throw dog comic translated into Sumerian
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Intersection of bikes, vegans, and religion, but let’s go
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Let's do this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtQ9...
youtube.com
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Bilbo looking at his phone top

on bottom is ChatGPT

After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?

You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Yarou Meshi Oizumi Shop (2024-May-31)
A bowl of white broth ramen with kimchi at the bottom, bean sprouts and green onion in the middle, and some chashu pork at the top.
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I was fretting that I wouldn’t be able to wake up early enough to start the pulled pork to be ready for dinner. So I stayed up late and it is cooking now. There is no drawback to this plan.
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I am enjoying Metroid Prime 4 for one huge reason… Mouse mode! Been waiting for this for way too long 🙌
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
A play on the Morton Salt girl. She has black hair and medium brown skin. Her dress is blue with yellow details she has red shoes, a red umbrella, and a red bandana around her face. Under her arm, instead of a drum of salt, she has a round bundle of dynamite sticks stuck as you may see in a Bugs Bunny cartoon or being used by outlaws to blow up a train track in a cowboy movie. The long fuse is lit, of course, and she’s walking in front of a mottled yellow background. Lettering following the curve of the top of her umbrella reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Christopher Walsh @deflatermaus.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
"megachurches are shen yun for white people" is an incredible and damning true statement
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Japan is wonderful until you accidentally wander into a bar that still allows smoking indoors😵
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.A plate of the same cookies.
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Did anyone tell @foone.bsky.social yet?
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
A digital illustration of an Octophant. An African elephant head sporting an additional seven trunks like octopus arms. It is colored mostly in sea green shades with a watery backdrop. Three trunks hold objects of a certain symbolism: an hour glass, a scythe, a skull. The head trunk and one trunk above the head hold flowing orange banners attached to little sticks with lettering which when read together reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 13/11/2025
Today is World Kindness Day. It can be holding a door open for someone, offering a seat on the bus, or simply checking on the people who have been a part of your life's story. Steve Burns took us on learning adventures & yet came back to check on us later.
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 10/11/2025
Earthquake Prediction Flowchart xkcd.com/3165/
Comic. Someone is claiming to predict the exact date of a future earthquake. Should you listen? [flowchart: start] → NO (There are big earthquakes constantly, so if anyone ever *does* figure this out, it will be immediately obvious that their method works and then the world’s seismologists will not shut up about it. You won’t need this flowchart.)
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I wish I had a hot take on this but… it’s just wrong. It’s like Disney saying “Mickey had a good run”
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
20 some odd years ago, I had my first Halloween in Japan. I sat in my little apartment and for the first time in probably my entire life, there were zero festivities.
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My brain somehow went from pokémon to burgers to quantum physics all in the course of one commute and I’m all for it.
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I am making an excel sheet to try to find my preferred whopper, but in the process of testing the mobile order system, I created this monstrosity. That’s 23 patties total. I can only imagine what it would actually look like.
A screenshot of the Burger King Japan app that shows a whopper order with all toppings maxed out and a final price of ¥16,290 Japanese yen.
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
This map makes my eyes bleed
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The serendipity of having the wifi fail on this old windows laptop before Windows 10 EOL’d and therefore having a naturally air-gapped old windows box around for projects… it all just worked out.
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I love this bridge and appreciate this review of this bridge maps.app.goo.gl/Y4ZbecYxommi...
maps.app.goo.gl
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The real problem with Burning Man is that it makes you think you have to go out to the desert to get the real city experience when you could just LIVE IN A CITY
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nick (slut) .cash @nickca.sh · 09/09/2025
daily affirmations
carl from aqua teen hunger force:
it don't matter
none of this matters
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Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
2010: I'm going to a foreign country. What vaccines do I need to get beforehand? 2025: I'm going to a foreign country. What vaccines should I get while I'm there?
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Anime Expo 2000
A group of Sailor Moon cosplayers from 2000. Sailor Mars is winking and flashing a peace sign. Chibi Moon looks at the camera with a calm expression. Other assorted characters are looking a different direction. A man with a beard in a white tuxedo stands in the background. A man with blue hair.Various assorted cosplayers. A Sailor Moon group poses for a picture that is not this one. A cardboard box is painted like a Seele monolith. The seele monolith “cosplayers” with their respective boxes.
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
“What I failed to factor in,” Webster continued, “is the unfathomable darkness of the human soul.”
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NateMing on Elm Street @nateming.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
CR messed up on the back end one time and throttled everyone's bitrate the original apology, which I wrote, stated that we messed up and wouldn't do it again PR tossed it, then rewrote it into some weird non-apology that sounded more like a sales pitch then I tweeted the truth and got in trouble😀
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kim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk
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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 19/08/2025
Actual shootings remain rare in Japan. Between 2017 and 2024, annual shootings ranged from 10 to 22. Casualties Peaked at 12. Most involved organized crime. In 2018, nine people died from gun-related accidents. For comparison, the U.S. saw 39,740 gun deaths that year.
Chart from Japan's National Police Agency showing shootings and deaths (the numbers on the X axis are years in Imperial era notation - Reiwa 2, Reiwa 3, etc.)
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Lets’s fucking go🤩
Lugia ex immersive card pull in Pokemon TCGP
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jeshizaemon @jeshizaemon.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
"But when you forget that things had to be built, you risk inheriting them without gratitude. And if you do that, it's easy for someone to convince you that those things weren't all that important in the first place, which can then mean you lose them." - Any Austin www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEGY...
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Do GTA5's Street Signs Comply With California Law?
YouTube video by Any Austin
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Veronica Guzzardi @cartoonowl.com · 13/08/2025
I gotta send some clicks to Creative Market or they're going to take away my affiliate status. Anybody want to do me a solid? This link takes you to the Font Finder: www.kqzyfj.com/click-883153... Upload a picture, it'll tell you what font it is.
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Font Finder - Identify Fonts in Seconds | Creative Market
Identify Fonts in Seconds! Upload it, and Font Finder will instantly match it - quick, easy, and precise!
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Beau/Toad/Adi VGEN COMMS OPEN @beaux-beaux-beaux.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory
King of the Hill promotional art where all the characters are older and having a bbq, except it's edited as if it's a 4 star pretty art card in a gacha game
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Bart Harley Jarvis @williamzabka424.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
A meme with a bunch of drawings of people with Samus Aran arm cannons with the trans flags that says “Repost this is trans people should have Samus Arm Cannons.”
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