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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦

@jermartin.bsky.social
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Defensive specialist in class actions and at first base.

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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, if no one else is going to exploit a market inefficiency by installing a pontiff that’s just good hard moneyball baby
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Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnsbaseball.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Southisene described by an exec as an ultra undersized SS (5’7”, 170) with bat to ball skills (.311 AVG, .431 OBP at Class A) and speed (31 SB) but no power (0 HR as a professional) Bateman said to have bat to ball skills (.312 AVG, 65 Ks, 60 BB) as well with plus glove in CF
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Golazo from Sidny Lopes Cabral, level again
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Before you get mad, remember: we're PAYING him to limit walks
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
With everything that's going on in the world today, we need to focus on concrete solutions to the most pressing problems.
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Petition Cool It With the Audio at Rogers Centre
Cool It With the Audio at Rogers Centre
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THIS kind of sports betting is bad apparently
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I was just searching for a quote from an old case and found it posted online in some law school summaries. ... MY law school summaries! Am... am I famous? www.scribd.com/document/249...
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Client Challenge
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I’m seeing so much condemnation of the Carney government‘s response to the attack on Iran, and contrasting it to his speech in Davos. Did we hear the same speech? Wasn’t his entire point that international law is a sham and we’ll pick our diplomatic issues on a case-by-case basis?
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well it’s dan @danbe.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Sup chat this is Slouching Towards Bethlehem with your boy The Rough Beast, and it looks like today’s stream could be a big one, as some of you might’ve already seen there are rumors going around social media that the hour has come round at last, so we’re gonna get right into it
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Jimmy Thomson @jameswsthomson.com · 22/02/2026
Canada's official position at the UN General Assembly should be no more 3-on-3 hockey
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Huge lineup on the Toronto Pearson runway as every plane on the tarmac was holding still for 45 straight minutes of, uh, de-icing
A view of three airplanes lined up on a runway through an icy window
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
No one is saying anything, the plane’s just not moving off the tarmac 🇨🇦
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This is actually fabulous news. Universities have had their hands tied behind their backs trying to grow, develop and compete with stagnant income. Staff and faculty have been drastically underpaid for a decade. The sticky wicket is going to be how to structure the increased charges equitably.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 11/02/2026
if you trained claude on everything there has ever been written about color and the experience of seeing color, would it learn anything new if you showed it a red rose?
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
On the one hand it’s probably unlikely China will actually impound and confiscate the Stanley Cup; but on the other hand can we really take the chance? Think I’ve gotta go with Trump on this one
A Truth Social post by President Trump claiming, among other things, that “the first thing China will do is terminate all ice hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate the Stanley Cup.”
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 05/02/2026
Hey, so, I don’t do civil litigation, is it generally considered good when the judge does this? storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Case 1:24-cv-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26
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UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK
FLYCATCHER CORP. LTD and FLYCATCHER TOYS, INC.,
Plaintiffs,
-V.-
AFFABLE AVENUE LLC, doing business as CJ DIST;
OZMOS COMPANY LLC; EYTAN GROSSMAN, doing business as EYG DEALS; CREATIVE REWARDS INC.; JOSHUA CHAVEZ, doing business as ONESTOPFASTSHOP; TOP EXPERIENCE COMPANY LLC, doing business as WE PAY COST LLC; PRETTY PRINCESS LLC, doing business as NORVI; AYANEE LLC; FORTUNA KG LLC, doing business as FORTUNAKG; JASON MANAGEMENT LLC; JOAN ALEXANDER SORIANO, doing business as PRIMECHOICEMART; A WAHABI CORPORATION, doing business as MCPROFITS; MODA ORIGINAL LLC; VALLEY BODEGA WHOLESALE INC.; EYAD WAHBY; SAM SHAMLOO; S&N GLOBAL SUPPLY INC.; VALUE VALLEY WHOLESALE LLC; ADAM HAMIDA; and JOHN DOES 1 to 25,
Defendants.
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OPINION AND ORDER
KATHERINE POLK FAILLA, District Judge:
In June 2025, Steven A. Feldman, counsel for Defendant Affable Avenue
LLC ("Affable"), filed a brief in support of Affable's motion to dismiss that was peppered with false citations. Concerned about both the genesis of these
misstatements and counsel's delay in correcting them, the Court issued an
Order to Show Cause. Perhaps not appreciating the gravity of the situation,
Mr. Feldman responded to that Order with a submission that appeared to have
been created by generative artificial intelligence ("Al"), and that itself contained
a false citation. The Court's response was stern and unmistakable: "Mr.Case 1:24-CV-09429-KPF Document 227 Filed 02/05/26 Page 2 of 33
Feldman [wals not excused from this professional obligation [of verifying that the cases he submitted to the Court were valid] by dint of using emerging
technology." (Dkt. #169 at 4).
Mr. Feldman persisted. A few days prior to the Court's hearing on the
Order to Show Cause, Mr. Feldman submitted a proposed reply brief in further support of Affable's motion to dismiss. Once again, his brief contained false citations. And at the August 22, 2025 hearing, Mr. Feldman was unable to respond directly to, much less answer, the Court's questioning about his
submissions.
Mr. Feldman has not, and apparently cannot, learn from his mistakes.
And while the Court does not oppose the use of Al to assist in legal research
and writing, it must take a stand where, as here, counsel repeatedly files
submissions with false citations because counsel refuses to verify those
submissions. This Court can do no more. For the reasons that follow, the
Court sanctions Mr. Feldman pursuant to Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 11
and the Court's inherent powers by striking Affable's submissions and entering
default judgment against it.
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A real, proper waiver of tort case! They DO exist!
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Man breaks into Little Caesars, starts making and selling pizzas, NC police say
The suspect kept all the money he made selling pizzas, police say
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
“Murray Ostril: '...They Don't Sleep Anymore on the Beach...'”
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Codify Baseball @codifybaseball.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
it's gonna take a lot to drag me away from Yu
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
More like the… 𝐵𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑃𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒
Norm MacDonald ruins Courtney Thorne-Smith’s interview on Conan O’Brien, insinuating that her movie with Carrot Top, “Chairman of the Board” must be spelled “B-o-r-e-d”.
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
There is no way my hot-take prediction for 2026 checks off in 48 hours
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 13/12/2025
if mike judge married judge reinhold his name would be mike reinhold
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I know I'm screaming into the void here but the original "implies the existence of" tweet was clever and everyone loved it while apparently not understanding it at all
A tweet from @UniqueDude2, reading, "the word doritos, with the diminutive suffix '-ito,' implies the existence of larger chip.  i intend to find this mythic ur-chip, this 'Doro'"
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Some guy at the dentist just laughed when asked if a random Thursday next year would work for him. Man, tell me you’re not an Ontario lawyer without telling me…
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
For all the class actions heads following me, don't forget to come by for the Colloquium this year. I'll be on the panel discussing the impact of the new Rules on class proceedings, and it's definitely the most bang for your CPD buck anywhere in Canada!
An advertisement for the OBA 17th Annual Class Actions Colloquium, set for November 25, 2025.  See oba.org/pd for details
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Can’t believe the Dodgers used our strategy of losing for a long time and then winning instead against us
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🇨🇦Jae @jae-jwpez.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Earlier tonight my niece said “Win or lose, it’s been magic to watch” and I thought that was a perfect way to think of it even before the game started
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.
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Todd Radom @toddradom.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart.”
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local blogger @fergoe.blacksky.app · 02/11/2025
Nobody beats the Final Boss Rush on the first try
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Thank you, you incredible overachieving #BlueJays. Hold your heads high, MLB’s been put on notice. See you in the spring.
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Mike Wilner @wilnerness.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Ernie Clement leads off bot8 with a double. He now holds the all-time #MLB record for hits in a single post-season with 30. #Bluejays
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Yikes, he’ll do anything not to run on that knee 😬
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This is absolutely amazing. People up and down the streets have set up projection screens outside their house, have turned their TVs and computer monitors to face the windows so no one trick-or-treating will miss the game. Let’s go #BlueJays!
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Jake Goldsbie @jakegoldsbie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It took until Game 179, but John Schneider is finally playing his best lineup.
Jays lineup. Springer, Lukes, Vlad, Bo, Varsho, Kirk, Barger, Clement, Gimenez
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Toronto vibes are reaching immaculate levels #LetsGo #BlueJays
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Bob Hille @bobhille.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Interesting point by Smoltz (no, seriously). Jays Game 4 starter Shane Bieber probably got sent back to the hotel a long time ago. Dodgers G3 starter Shohei Ohtani is about to bat in the 15th.
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
LA really tempting the baseball gods here with premature celebrations
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
THIS GAME HAS EVERYTHING
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
No way this is actually happening
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Okay, put up your dukès
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
WHY DID NO ONE WARN US HE WAS GOOD AT BASEBALL
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Oh they’re not going to throw a single pitch to this man
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Vlad Guerrero Jr, Hazel Mae, the city of Toronto, and a cameraman create an all-time baseball moment. #BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
OK, so it’s decided: from 2026 onwards “Crazy On You” is going to replace the deeply confusing “Be My Girl” as Toronto’s “Sweet Caroline”
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