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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦

@jermartin.bsky.social
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Defensive specialist in class actions and at first base.

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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 21h
Why did none of you tell me it rains in Vancouver
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Padres really should have been on top of this one tbh
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s somewhat harder than “make a rectangle” it turns out
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Made a deck myself this summer. You managed to get all three dimensions correct — very impressive. I’m still counting two as a moral victory
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey, if no one else is going to exploit a market inefficiency by installing a pontiff that’s just good hard moneyball baby
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There’s a reason why no one remembers him signing in Toronto, he just happened to enter through the home dugout and someone had the presence of mind to hand him a jersey
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m just a random dude on the internet but I’ve gotta say that’s some pretty solid water right there
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Many people are saying this
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Post this on Twitter, they have a buyer
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
An image of George Costanza, whose name sounds phonetically very much like the IKEA item, asking if that is his pillow
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Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnsbaseball.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Southisene described by an exec as an ultra undersized SS (5’7”, 170) with bat to ball skills (.311 AVG, .431 OBP at Class A) and speed (31 SB) but no power (0 HR as a professional) Bateman said to have bat to ball skills (.312 AVG, 65 Ks, 60 BB) as well with plus glove in CF
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
All the haters need to settle down, I also have 0 HR as a professional, it’s actually the most normal number for someone to have
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Stealing secrets from the Rockies?
An adjusted meme from Pirates of the Caribbean, in which a British captain accuses Captain Jack Sparrow thus: “You are without doubt the worst spy I’ve ever heard of,” to which Sparrow replies, “But you HAVE heard of me.”
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Triple that for Hannibal, which was an unreadable catastrophe salvaged into a passable film
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
sue the door frame
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
In before the 500 likes from ‘foot experts’
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That’s amazing! It’s so easy to get dinged marks on those exams, that’s shockingly close to perfect over the course of an entire piece. Congratulations! Also endlessly pleased to see that the RCM exam rubrics are drafted by the Guy that Rates Dogs
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Golazo from Sidny Lopes Cabral, level again
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I once saw a witness at an arbitration jump the boardroom table and come after senior counsel on my side. He knocked over a paper plate of snacks and was winded by the time he got to the other side of the table so he just kind of let himself get led off.
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Yeah, it’s screaming AND wrong.
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The niche appreciates it
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a striped shirt is talking to another man and says did we just become best friends ?
Alt: In a scene from Stepbrothers, Will Farrell asks John C Reilly if they just became best friends
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
is that good
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Escort level is driven by threat and not diplomatic precedence. There are just more people looking to shoot the US President; and in the case of the Pope, demons
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Thank you!
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I’m in a claims administration process where the average has been about $85,000. Truly class actions come in every flavor of the rainbow.
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Thanks for doing this! I’d love something with gorgeous prose that isn’t necessarily a disquieting morose nightmare. Can you recommend a literary music-box?
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Before you get mad, remember: we're PAYING him to limit walks
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Glad to hear it’s not just us… bsky.app/profile/jerm...
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Slacker
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Pass on our congratulations.
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You laugh now but when you see the world’s first 2-7-5 pickoff you’ll be glad to have a guy with such a stellar BARF
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
BLUESKY USER, BRACED BEHIND A TREE: Are you Morla, the Ancient One? MORLA, THE ANCIENT ONE: Not that it matters, but yes. BLUESKY USER: … Oh, did you get your allergies treated? MORLA, THE ANCIENT ONE: No
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Aaron Gleeman @aarongleeman.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This got a cheer that might end up being the loudest of the season at Target Field.
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We're saving up runs
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Consternation in the cockpit of the Artemis II spacecraft today as it was discovered that mission specialist Jeremy Hansen of London, Ontario only packed enough underwear for a trip to The Moon, Rhode Island.
Still more Norm
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
With everything that's going on in the world today, we need to focus on concrete solutions to the most pressing problems.
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Petition Cool It With the Audio at Rogers Centre
Cool It With the Audio at Rogers Centre
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
That’s how you do it though, you have to come to the plate with a plan to make the outfield the A’s, it’s a hard skill to master
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THIS kind of sports betting is bad apparently
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Take that, The Garden of Earthly Delights by sixteenth century Early Netherlandish Dutch painter Hieronymous Bosch
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I’m just here to encourage further use of Leonardo Leonardo
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I looked it up and apparently this is a real thing, I guess if you hit well enough they do gotta let you pitch sometimes 🤷‍♂️
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
More efficient just to fuel cars directly from the trucks as they drive around but then I guess the petrol stations would be out of business
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
That part is fine it’s the ship to the refinery that’s a problem
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I also wanted to know how many trucks and was pleased to discover truck information herein
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Art
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Ooh, it's described as "*Osgoode* Torts Map". These made their way to another school!
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I was just searching for a quote from an old case and found it posted online in some law school summaries. ... MY law school summaries! Am... am I famous? www.scribd.com/document/249...
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Client Challenge
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Jeremy Martin 🇨🇦 @jermartin.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
You just doubled the price of that plane ticket you maniac
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