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Chris H

@themanekin.bsky.social
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Tech/finance guy by day, gamer/card collector/music appreciator/sports viewer by night. Small town Canadian. Coffee addict, rye lover. I was @the_manekin on Twitter, now I'm here.

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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 20h
Canucks trying to set a record for most umlauts on the ice on a single power play #Flames #Canucks #Lekkerimäki #Meriläinen
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 20h
Luke Schenn really tried to fight Adam Klapka. I mean, respect for trying, but man's face got wrecked. #Flames #Canucks #HNIC
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 20h
Flames vs Canucks is the only time either team gets a fair fight #Flames #Canucks #HNIC
Listed ESPN odds to win the Stanley Cup. Calgary and Vancouver are both well below all the other teams, both with 1000:1 odds (+100000).
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh Jack Hughes is like SOFT soft
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
October 1: This season will be a celebration, a farewell to our beloved Calgary arena, its moments and memories October 2: we need to burn down the Saddledome #Calgary #Flames #Saddledome
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The #31 team in the NHL, my beloved Calgary Flames, are getting *obliterated* by the #30 team, the Seattle Kraken, 5-0 at the Saddledome. My entire winter TV schedule appears to be freeing up. Time to catch up on my watchlist while I wait for Scotia Place and 2027-28... #Flames #NHL #OhNoWeBad
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Played my first curling game of the season, and it was against the reigning Provincial Women's Champions. We lost 10-1 and honestly? Pretty happy with that.
Team Hailey Armstrong posing as they receive the Provincial Championship trophy including a trip to the Scotties Tournament of Hearts. They are young, talented, and full of hope. They are ready to obliterate you on the ice.
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I just don't like Aaron Nola starting this game. I would have gone with Zack Wheeler... Something tells me this is like a 3-run first, 3 home run first inning for Aaron Nola, I don't know why. Not feeling good." -- Frank Seravalli on the FAN Pregame show today #Phillies #Braves #Postseason
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
After 3.1 innings at Petco, it's official: The Blue Jays have won the Kevin Gausman for Brett Bateman and Ty Southisene trade. #BlueJays #Cubs #Postseason
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
INJECT THIS FIRST INNING INTO MY VEINS #WhiteSox #Astros #Postseason
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BOHM BOMB IN HOTLANTA Phillies take the lead in extras! #Phillies #Braves #Postseason
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
BRYCE HARPER VENGEANCE tied up in Hotlanta #Phillies #Braves #Postseason
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ok so Kyle Schwarber just hit a ball back to Philadelphia #Phillies #Braves #Postseason
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sold out crowd at Truist Park are all doing the Tomahawk Chop, on this National Day of Truth and Reconciliation. #Braves #Phillies #Postseason
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bryce Harper choke job in right field, and the Braves take the lead. #Phillies #Braves #Postseason
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
behold, the bullpen bracket in which Mason Miller, Cade Smith, Bradgley Rodriguez, Adrian Morejon, and Erik Sabrowki shove their teams to the final #MLB #Postseason #WorldSeries #ForTheFaithful #GuardsBall
Completed 2026 MLB postseason prediction bracket.
First round: Astros over White Sox, Yankees over Red Sox, Phillies over Braves, Padres over Cubs.
Second round: Guardians over Astros, Rays over Yankees, Dodgers over Phillies, Padres over Brewers.
Third round: Guardians over Rays, Padres over Dodgers.
World Series: Padres over Guardians.
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hater Ratings, 2026 MLB Playoffs 😊 Guardians 😄 Brewers 😀 White Sox 😅 Cubs 🙂 Phillies 😐 Rays 🙁 Padres ☹️ Braves 😠 Yankees 😩 Red Sox 😡 Dodgers 👿 Astros #MLB #Playoffs #WorldSeries
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer signs off. This is magic. #BlueJays #MadMax
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer tells off his skipper, possibly for the last time. #BlueJays #MadMax
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#BlueJays
A smiling man points at a plain white banner which has been modified to read "Every Day Is Bullpen Day", the text between two Blue Jays logos.
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
me: thank you for saving my life them: i'm literally McDonald's fries on a bed of tikka masala
Chris has heated up spicy chicken tikka masala in a bowl and dumped a whole large McDonalds fries on topChris has taken a few bites exposing more of the tikka layer
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Trump: "We don't need Canada" "We don't need their oil and gas" "We don't need their cars" "We don't need their lumber" "We don't need anything that they give" Carney: "We need to find new friends" Collins: "That doesn't help rebuild the relationship" #cdnpoli #uspoli www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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Republican senator warns Carney: Closer ties to EU hurts chance of trade deal with U.S. | CBC News
A long-serving Republican senator from a border state is warning Prime Minister Mark Carney against strengthening Canada's economic and political ties to the European Union.
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We had a good run, Blue Jays friends! #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Blue Jays have burned through all their arms this season and it's really caught up with them now. Not looking good. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Because of the final score, the incredible Kaz Okamoto home run will now sadly be forgotten, much like a certain all-time legendary franchise home run by B* B******* that we have all collectively erased from our memory. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Detroit Tigers look like a really good ball club. Imagine if they had an ace, like say Tarik Skubal, on this roster. #Tigers #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Blue Jays lose to the very good Detroit Tigers, who move to a +71 Run differential, third place in the American League (behind the Yankees and Red Sox). Detroit's expected win total moves to 83, but their actual win total is 71. They should be winning the Central, but they won't. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vlad looks at the two strikes and swings at the two balls. Oops. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jansen's cutter isn't cutting 🤔 He's blaming the mound. The grounds crew are coming in. The fans are unhappy. 9th inning drama. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay Blue Jays time for a hero. If they get a couple base runners, Kaz will get an at-bat. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hastily disassembling my louis varland statue #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Theory: Every Blue Jays lefty reliever since 2019 is just Aaron Loup in disguise #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bit of a large home run there from Kaz. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TFW you walk a guy #BlueJays
Screenshot from MLB.com with the gorgeous "Perfect Game" tagScreenshot from MLB.com with the gorgeous "No-Hitter" tag
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
George Springer just put down the hammer. A bases-clearing double hit 101 MPH spots the Jays a 7-run lead in the 8th. Hiraldo surrenders 4 Earned Runs in 1.2 IP, the Jays seemingly running the Orioles out of good relievers after 3 games. #BlueJays #Orioles
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Craig Albernaz lets Yaramil Hiraldo throw 49 pitches in 1.2 IP, concluding with a bases-loaded walk to Bateman. Jays take a 4-run lead and this may save Louis Varland an outing. #BlueJays #Orioles
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
FIRST home run by Springer to right field FIRST home run by Vlad at Rogers Centre FIRST back-to-back-to-back Home Runs by the Jays All season firsts happen in the fifth inning today. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
GEORGE VLAD KAZ BLUE JAYS GO BACK TO BACK TO BACK #BLUEJAYS
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
DREAMS DO COME TRUE #BLUEJAYS #GUERRERO #PLAKATA
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Vlad Guerrero Jr. doubles DEEP to Center Field, as fans and teammates tried to will the ball over the fence. He remains two home runs shy of tying Brett Bateman at the Rogers Centre this season. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Home Plate Umpire Scott Barry really called pitch 1 a ball here. It needed to be challenged by Basallo. Even the batter Bateman was confused. #BlueJays
MLB GameDay screenshot from Blue Jays vs. Orioles on Sept. 13, 2026. Brett Bateman is facing Trevor Rogers. Pitch 1 is comfortably and entirely within the strike zone. Home Plate Umpire Scott Barry inexplicably calls it a Ball, until an ABS challenge easily overturns the call.
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Very odd to see Straw not challenge the first strike. Brutal call by Scott Barry en route to a 3 pitch out. #BlueJays
Screenshot from MLB GameDay, Blue Jays vs Orioles, Sept. 13 2026. It's Myles Straw's at bat in the second inning. The first pitch is multiple inches above the strike zone, it's called a strike by the Umpire, and there is no challenge from the batter.
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jays strike first on a good single, a botched hit and run, and the bloopiest of bloop hits. We'll take it! #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
After 3 -- let's call them -- warmup batters, Dylan Cease strikes out the side, achieving a Houdini in the first inning. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
attention all sports gamblers, MLB.com gives Max Scherzer a 65.6% chance of getting a hit today #BlueJays #BeatTheStreak #MLB
Screenshot from the actual MLB.com Story on the Sept. 13 2026 Blue Jays game. In the "Beat the Streak" page, they list the three players with the top hit probabilities (to collect a base hit today). They are: Vladimir Guerrero Jr, Alejandro Kirk, and Max Scherzer.
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Blue Jays look elite when they get an early lead; the bullpen can shut it down. Great showing by the bats and today the Jays make it look (mostly) easy. #BlueJays
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kazuma Okamoto commits 2 errors on a single play, just five days after doing the *exact same thing* in Sacramento. #BlueJays
Scoring update from the Sept. 7, 2026 Blue Jays game. Zach Gelof scores ona. caught stealing error by third basement Kazuma Okamoto, assist to catcher Alejandro Kirk to second baseman Ernie Clement. Throwing error by third baseman Kazuma Okamoto. TOR 0, ATH 2.Scoring update from the Sept. 12, 2026 Blue Jays game. Christian Encarnacion-Strand reaches on a fielding error by third basement Kazuma Okamoto. Gunnar Henderson scores. Christian Encarnacion-Strand to 2nd. Throwing error by third basement Kazuma Okamoto.
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#BlueJays
Kombucha girl meme. Sour face text reads "catching the Guardians". Maybe face text reads "catching the White Sox".
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ed Miliband vs Steve Miller Band
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Chris H @themanekin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hey remember that one day we were over .500 #BlueJays
Elderly gentleman in a baby blue golf shirt sits and stares into the distance with a wistful expression, in front of a natural green background on a sunny day.
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