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Jeremy Gable

@jeremygable.com
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Writer of plays you haven't seen and games you haven't played. If you're a transphobe, just block me now. He / Him. 💜🤍🩶🖤

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 17/09/2026
Looks like it's time to download a car.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 14/09/2026
Says the woman whose last two installments of Fantastic Beasts got cancelled when the third movie didn't even make $100 million in the US.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 10/09/2026
No Fear Shakespeare's translations are sometimes unintentionally hilarious ...
Two columns. On the left is the original text from Hamlet:
"Full thirty times hath Phoebus’ cart gone round
Neptune’s salt wash and Tellus’ orbed ground,
And thirty dozen moons with borrowed sheen
About the world have times twelve thirties been,
Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands
Unite commutual in most sacred bands."

On the right is the modern text, which says simply, "It's been thirty years since we were married."
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 09/09/2026
I, what, that's, what, I'm just, that looks so, I need ... what??? (No one talk to me in January.)
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Metroid Ravenous – Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 06/09/2026
The book for AI enthusiasts ...
The cover of a Mo Willems Elephant & Piggie book titled "I Really Like Slop".
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 02/09/2026
"We took one hundred monkeys, and gave them all typewriters! First one to write a James Patterson novel earns its freedom!"
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 02/09/2026
Me, trying to type "both": bith My phone's autocorrect: You meant to say "with". Me: Nope. (deletes, retypes) bith Phone: Yeah, "with". Me: No, dammit. (types slowly) b-o-t-h Phone: ..... I'm just gonna make that "with".
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 21/08/2026
While everyone boards this plane, Delta is quietly playing a muzak cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit. Just like Kurt Cobain undoubtedly would have wanted.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 06/08/2026
Happy 40th birthday to Samus Aran! www.theguardian.com/games/2026/a...
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Metroid at 40: happy birthday to Samus Aran, gaming’s greatest badass and my personal heroine
Being a woman who loves video games has often felt lonely, like being on a hostile planet – but Metroid’s female space hunter has been with me all the way
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 06/08/2026
It's so great of Christopher Nolan to collaborate with non-Guild writers who are new to the industry.
An IMDb credit that reads, "Writers: Christopher Nolan and Homer".
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 29/04/2026
The poster is up, and we're roughly a month from opening!!! If you're anywhere in the vicinity of New Britain, CT in June, come check me out in Branden Jacobs-Jenkins' Appropriate. The cast, the crew, the directing, the writing, it's all fire. Details, tickets, all that at hitw.org/appropriate/
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 24/04/2026
Them: You shouldn't celebrate anyone's death. Me: Sure, sure, okay .............. But --
An article headline: Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa.
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 05/01/2026
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
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Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 23/04/2026
As someone who grew up next to Coeur d'Alene, seeing that as the location of this article made me do a "funny because it's true" spit take.
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 10/04/2026
I can help with options:
a row of baseball bats
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 09/04/2026
I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/04/2026
genuinely think people outside of America don't realize how big this place is, how militarized and murderous our police are, how little our politicians care, how disconnected and impoverished we have been intentionally made to be, how we still have slavery just with extra steps. we really suck gang
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/04/2026
the dem had 4 years to bring consequences for an attempted coup, and they did nothing. they had 50 years to enshrine abortion, but did nothing. they had 60 years to strengthen civil rights, they did nothing. now they have the will of the people behind them for impeachment, guess what they'll do
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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have nothing to say that matches the gravity of the situation. I just want peace and safety for everyone targeted by the insane whims of a madman.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 31/03/2026
Torturing kids is legal in the name of religious freedom happy TDOV
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 31/03/2026
Most plays are generally boring.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 31/03/2026
"For never was a story of more woe, than this of William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet"
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b. wolo @bwolo.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
William Butler Yeats gazing in the direction of Bethlehem:
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 26/03/2026
anti-trans virtue signaling that is not going to last, because a LOT of cis athletes are about to find out they are intersex
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404 Media @404media.co · 26/03/2026
NEW: Wikipedia has banned AI-generated content.
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Wikipedia Bans AI-Generated Content
“In recent months, more and more administrative reports centered on LLM-related issues, and editors were being overwhelmed.”
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 26/03/2026
As a kid, I was constantly reprimanded for my handwriting. Had to do extra exercises and everything, all throughout elementary school, until my handwriting was deemed "acceptable". Then I learned how to type 100 wpm. Guess which of those skills got me my first office job at 19.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 26/03/2026
I use cursive for one thing only, and that's signing documents, except I don't because what I don't e-sign I just squiggle something that looks name-ish, and no one cares. There are SO many other "basics" our schools aren't teaching that are much more urgent than cursive.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 24/03/2026
Someone at Disney is really just having one of those days today.
Text from two different news stories:

1 - In February 2024, Disney invested $1.5 billion in Epic Games to take a minority stake in the gaming firm that has helped expand the concept of gaming eco-systems with the success of “Fortnite” and its many iterations.

2 - The announcement comes just three months after Disney inked a groundbreaking deal with OpenAI.
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Mac Rogers @macrogers.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Man if this really is the beginning of the end of GenAI (and I get that the jury's still out) we need to demand like *struggle-session* level apologies from certain parties, like people need to eat shit
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I’m not a business genius or anything but if you shed 1800 jobs in three years, while owning one of the most popular entertainment products in history and the tool used to make it, maybe there are other questions to be asked somewhere.
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
my thought with all those at Epic today. it should be illegal to lay off 20% of your workforce on a whim. it's not perfect, but there are more protections against this sort of thing in Europe. support politicians with legitimate connections to labor unions.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
🩷🤍💙🎾
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl @marzgurl.com · 19/03/2026
Phoenix Wright meme, edited to say, "'Almost quit' means you didn't quit!"
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Amazon is now rolling out 1-hour and 3-hour delivery. Injuries have already been increasing near 'last-mile' Amazon warehouses that handle the last leg of the delivery process. And workers at the many Amazon sub-contractors are already heavily exploited and over-worked.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 17/03/2026
These new NVIDIA lighting effects are insane!
A split-screen showing sad-looking me on the left with DLSS 5 Off, and Jacob Elordi on the right with DLSS 5 On.
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Dorian Gray reboot where the protagonist's appearance keeps getting "improved" via DLSS5 while an old computer in the attic displays, idk, Nemesis from Resident Evil or something, haven't had time to workshop this properly
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 13/03/2026
The Super Mario Bros Super Show logo, except the text reads "America has always been one nudge away from fascism."
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
👷‍♂️👈🙅‍♀️🛶
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGurl @marzgurl.com · 13/03/2026
Mario face, "You Are Not Immune To Propaganda".
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 13/03/2026
A new candidate for worst theatre review just dropped ... www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
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'Every Brilliant Thing' Broadway Review: An Avalanche of Audience Participation Buries Daniel Radcliffe
This Broadway production asks you to imagine a PSA on suicide prevention if it were staged in Vegas with lots of audience participation.
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Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
No, it's not an AI error. It's an error made by the person who decided to use AI for targeting. It's an error that should be punished, harshly. By a vigilante mob if necessary. thisweekinworcester.com/exclusive-ai...
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Exclusive: AI Error Likely Led to Iran Girl's School Bombing
Pentagon investigators believe a bombing of a girls' school in Iran on Saturday likely resulted from inaccurate information provided by AI.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 09/03/2026
The saddest story in seven words.
An auction for "Instant Pot Electric Pressure Cooker (Never Used)"
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 05/03/2026
I won a Saturday Night Fever-themed dance contest judged by a member of the Bee Gees. It was apparently a promo for a BBC competition show, and my prize was a bunch of Bee Gees-related merch. But I can't find any evidence of the show online, and I can't find any of my original emails about it.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 23/02/2026
ARTICLE: Look at this new person! ME: Okay, tell me more about this new person! NEW PERSON: I'm worried about declining birthrates! ME: Yeah, never mind!
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 04/01/2026
I know these are supposed to be recruitment photos, but it just looks like the Stop & Shop employees are laughing at you.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 02/12/2025
My kid accidentally put on the Swedish subtitles to Muppet Christmas Carol, and I was disappointed to find it wasn't just "Yergy bergen flergen" the whole time.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 07/11/2025
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD: So we beat on ... BRO: Haha, noice!
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