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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 10/09/2026

No Fear Shakespeare's translations are sometimes unintentionally hilarious ...

Two columns. On the left is the original text from Hamlet:
"Full thirty times hath Phoebus’ cart gone round
Neptune’s salt wash and Tellus’ orbed ground,
And thirty dozen moons with borrowed sheen
About the world have times twelve thirties been,
Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands
Unite commutual in most sacred bands."

On the right is the modern text, which says simply, "It's been thirty years since we were married."

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 06/09/2026

The book for AI enthusiasts ...

The cover of a Mo Willems Elephant & Piggie book titled "I Really Like Slop".

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 06/08/2026

It's so great of Christopher Nolan to collaborate with non-Guild writers who are new to the industry.

An IMDb credit that reads, "Writers: Christopher Nolan and Homer".

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 29/04/2026

The poster is up, and we're roughly a month from opening!!! If you're anywhere in the vicinity of New Britain, CT in June, come check me out in Branden Jacobs-Jenkins' Appropriate. The cast, the crew, the directing, the writing, it's all fire. Details, tickets, all that at hitw.org/appropriate/

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 24/04/2026

Them: You shouldn't celebrate anyone's death. Me: Sure, sure, okay .............. But --

An article headline: Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 24/03/2026

Someone at Disney is really just having one of those days today.

Text from two different news stories:

1 - In February 2024, Disney invested $1.5 billion in Epic Games to take a minority stake in the gaming firm that has helped expand the concept of gaming eco-systems with the success of “Fortnite” and its many iterations.

2 - The announcement comes just three months after Disney inked a groundbreaking deal with OpenAI.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 17/03/2026

These new NVIDIA lighting effects are insane!

A split-screen showing sad-looking me on the left with DLSS 5 Off, and Jacob Elordi on the right with DLSS 5 On.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 09/03/2026

The saddest story in seven words.

An auction for "Instant Pot Electric Pressure Cooker (Never Used)"

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 04/01/2026

I know these are supposed to be recruitment photos, but it just looks like the Stop & Shop employees are laughing at you.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 02/12/2025

My kid accidentally put on the Swedish subtitles to Muppet Christmas Carol, and I was disappointed to find it wasn't just "Yergy bergen flergen" the whole time.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 25/09/2025

No word yet on a successor, but rumors are it might be the VP of Sales Peter Ganondorf

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 02/09/2025

(Sees auction listing for an "Akkanow Arcade Game by Nintendo") Akkanow? I don't think I know that one. (Sees the listing.) Oh. Okay.

A screenshot an auction website selling an Arkanoid arcade cabinet, unknowingly misspelled as "Akkanow", based on the way the name looks on the title screen.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 23/07/2025

Congrats, you stupid fucking transphobes. You won a battle for something that literally didn't happen in the last Olympics. (No, not even that one boxer, you stupid fucking transphobes.) So now you stupid fucking transphobes can shut the fuck up about it and go pretend to care about something else.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 07/06/2025

But how are they going to highlight the roman numeral in the title???

A headline from Variety: "Resident Evil Requiem sets February 2026 release from Capcom"

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 23/05/2025

It's rare that you find a headline that just gets worse with each word ...

A truly remarkable headline: "Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeff Bezos, Kevin Spacey Spotted at amfAR Cannes Gala as James Franco and Adrien Brody Auction Their Art for Over $300,000"

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 28/02/2025

The Department of Education set up a portal for people to submit tips if their school district is teaching the satanic idea of Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. And it would be disruptive to their work if you were to go to enddei.ed.gov and send in multiple fake tips. So definitely don't do that.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 25/02/2025

Hey, are you in the Hartford, CT area sometime between March 28 and April 12? Then come see me return to the stage after many years away! And in the U.S. amateur premiere of a Tony-winning play, no less! And if you're wondering if I'll also be cel-shaded in the play ... only one way to find out!

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 18/02/2025

Wow, so many typos in this one ...

Changed the tweet to read: "For 350 years of American history, women were silenced into being wives and mothers. Virtually every woman was quiet. Then thanks to feminism, so many of us started having a voice, enjoying sex for pleasure. Yet nobody wonders why we are so outspoken now."

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 17/02/2025

Looking at the Wikipedia page for "Hero's journey", and the author is trying to find as many different alternatives as possible to "Campbell says" ...

Selections from the Wikipedia page reading,
Campbell says that
Campbell writes
Campbell tell us
According to Campbell
Campbell explains that
Campbell proposes that
Campbell relates that
Per Campbell
Campbell later expounds
Campbell discloses that
Campbell confers that
Campbell argues that
Campbell elucidates
Campbell demonstrates that
Campbell goes on to illustrate that
Campbell declares

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 13/02/2025

Perhaps by doing any of these actions ...

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 13/02/2025

You know, if I felt like the biggest threat to civilization was declining birth rates,what better way to fix that than to go into the government's hard drives, and start figuring out how I can make this country poorer and more uneducated.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 12/02/2025

The American theatrical landscape is already so underfunded, so homogenous, so lifeless. And it's about to get a whole lot worse.

New York Times headline: The N.E.A.’s New Gender and Diversity Edicts Worry Arts Groups
As the National Endowment for the Arts adjusts to comply with President Trump’s executive orders, “gender ideology” is out and works that “honor the nation’s rich artistic heritage” are in.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 08/02/2025

Well ... certainly couldn't have said that in a less ominous way ...

Quote from a Variety article: After The Atlantic first reported the news, Trump confirmed his plans in a Friday evening Truth Social post, writing, “At my direction, we are going to make the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C., GREAT AGAIN. I have decided to immediately terminate multiple individuals from the Board of Trustees, including the Chairman, who do not share our Vision for a Golden Age in Arts and Culture.”

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 07/02/2025

Pepperidge Farm remembers ...

Kanye saying a bunch of antisemitic shit.

A now-deleted tweet from the GOP's House Judiciary committee that reads "Kanye. Elon. Trump."

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 04/02/2025

New year, new website! The newly updated and redesigned JeremyGable.com is live!

The new title page for JeremyGable.com, with a picture of me, my name, and noting "English-American creator of interactive and narrative content".

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 04/02/2025

Does this genre include Snuff films?

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 31/01/2025

We've got seven years to figure out how to get that percentage up.

An AP headline: "A newly spotted asteroid has a tiny chance - slightly more than 1% - of hitting Earth in 2032."

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 22/12/2024

No one has ever acted so hard next to fucking BEAKER!!!

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 17/12/2024

It's been six years since I've been on a stage. And I said I wasn't going to do theater again until the girls were a little older. But then someone had to go and produce a Jez Butterworth play near me. If you happen to be around New Britain, CT in March or April, then hey, come see me do a thing!

A picture of me, announcing me as playing the role of Quinn Carney.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 07/12/2024

Quote with a horror movie you love.

A floating compass needle playing a tune on a floating red vinyl record.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 03/12/2024

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 25/11/2024

When is Hollywood going to get its shit together and cast Carrie Coon and Heidi Gardner as sisters?

Carrie Coon and Heidi Gardner, looking like sisters.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 19/09/2024

Not to be that guy, but I was into Bluesky before the entire population of Madison, Wisconsin thought it was cool.

A badge bragging that I was the 278,795th member of Bluesky. Jealous?

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 17/09/2024

I don't want to brag, but Barack Obama just texted me to see if I'm registered to vote. Love when my besties check in on me. #blessed

My reply to an obviously mass text stating, "Hi, Barack. I'm registered, thank you for asking. I feel bad that we don't talk more. We promised to keep in touch after graduation, and ... I dunno, life got in the way. But let's use this as a way to keep the conversation going."

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 07/09/2024

I kept waiting for this headline to make sense with each new word I read. I've gotten to the end of it, and I'm still waiting.

An AP headline: "Moon volcanoes. Volcanoes were still erupting on the moon when dinosaurs roamed Earth, new research suggests. The evidence: Three tiny glass beads."

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 12/08/2024

Uh-oh, looks like the Phantom Thieves just changed another heart.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 08/08/2024

Me: I don't like hard games, I'm not good at hard games, I don't have the time to "git gud", super challenging games just aren't my thing! Also me:

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 06/08/2024

Okay, whoever hosts the VP debates has an incredible sponsorship deal just STARING them in the face ...

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 22/07/2024

Waking up every morning these days ...

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 19/06/2024

In the race to become the most un-American state, Louisiana just broke out into a whole-ass sprint.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 28/02/2024

When reached for comment, Senator McConnell opened his gaping maw, from which an inky black tar and a sound that can only be described as radio static trickled forth.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 26/02/2024

Today is the 10-year anniversary of when my partner scheduled a movie night with a friend, and gave it the funniest calendar event name I've ever seen.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 20/02/2024

I'm so glad that the previously unknown story of this underappreciated band is finally being told.

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 30/01/2024

I swear, this wasn't me, except wait, was this me, this might have been me.

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