Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 2hDo people who invite you over during rush hour traffic know? Like has it occurred to them? "Hey man, you should come up from San Jose for a cup of coffee in Union City at 6:15 PM on a Wednesday, I'd love to catch up!" 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 9hPassed an accident on my ride. Smashed up black car. On my way back, I passed a flatbed. Black car, Audi. And in front, ominously, a sportbike on its side. It was hard to see but the front looked like it had taken a significant impact. 010
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 29/09/2026yt-dlp now populating my media server with audio rips of jazz and blues concerts from youtube. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Behold the Yamaha S5115HT. Performances hourly in my living room, presumably for a limited time. Or not? I'm not sure how this is going to go. Diana Krall was here a few minutes ago and she seemed right at home. 221
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A little environmental storytelling 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I sometimes wonder what my area could do if the river that runs through it wasn't downstream of a mercury mine 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If the dems win, let's have some hearings. Let's have hearings that go 18 hours a day, every day, for every political appointee, forever. 18 hours for the Sec of Ag to be questioned about screwwworm infestations. The next day? Man there's more we need to hear about screwworms. Don't stop. 120
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think I had a sleep apnea dream while napping this evening. I was in my bathroom and felt the AC come on overhead, then it snapped and started blowing on me like a 747 jet engine 2' over my head. I got pushed down and crawled out of the way, then woke up gasping. (I have a CPAP for normal sleep) 051
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ran into this guy while locking up this evening. I've seen very small mantids in my yard before but this one was like 2" long. 010
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I need a youtuber to do a "I brushed my teeth with 10% fluoride toothpaste for 3 months" challenge. I need to know what would happen. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026In a nod to the 1977 film "Star Wars", the film "Star Wars" is the 1977 film "Star Wars". 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yes, I would like an always on device that steals my words for training and sends a copy to the police, please. Wait, I'll take two. 25916
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Local reference costco gas got up to 5.69, then just now dropped to 5.65 for 87. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 Taint Wash, 110 mL, $108.00 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I love seeing rich guys get fleeced by carmakers. Oh, you got the very first electric Rolls-Royce? I'll be sure to mark my calendar and trade You a macbook pro for it in five years. 020
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Brought home a pair of lease breaker Klipsch KLF10s, price was next to nothing. A few minutes of Deamau5 revealed that they have a common manufacturing defect- failed glue in the baffles. Easy fix, still a steal. 030
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of my early memories is my friend telling me that Jimmy Carter came to his preschool and peed his pants. What will it take to get Trump to visit a preschool and make this childish anecdote true? 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My foot is a machine that converts foot into itch 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026#recdiffs trip report after install 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My TV runs in the basement. There's a camera pointed at the screen. An AI watches the TV, removes the ads and renders it in real time to my living room TV. Hold on the cops are banging on my door oh shi 020
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Finally getting around to ordering a bag of clover seeds to cover my backyard with, hopefully it will outcompete some of the foxtails and other garbage. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Tonight's hearing damage brought to you by Klipsch KG 4.5. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 20/09/2026There was a huge marketing push in the 90s to convince everyone that small speakers and satellite/subwoofer rigs were a drop the new hotness and big speakers were old news. This was a lie. Sorry kids, the laws of physics didn't change. The bluetooth speaker slung over your shoulder sounds bad. 220
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Seller: are you coming today? Me: sure any time, just send the address Seller: *last seen ... ... ... ...* 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Went for a walk with the 13 yo and a huge owl flew down the street in front of us #blessed 010
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I paid five fucking dollars for a scone at a farmers market this afternoon and now that I'm eating it, it's gotta be two days old. Like it doesn't taste like shit but it's not today's batch. Five dollars. 100
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You're absolutely right- it's not just that cum jokes are unfunny; they're unfunny and inappropriate at brunch after church with grandma. My bad. 010
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hey these towels seem kind of eldrich, where did you get them? "From Bed Bath & Beyond" 001
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Does this used yoni steam chair go with the drapes? 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Got covid and flu shots done. Flu was fluzone, not mrna. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My boss tried to talk me out of getting a Covid booster today. Bro was it worth it? Did you think you'd change my mind? Anyway I'm in line now. 020
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My company's IT dept has developed a new OS that requires 2fa and change control for all sort, insert and delete operations in all kernel linked lists. Upper management literally broke their laptops, that's how hard they typed YES when asked for approval. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The thing that makes me think that Trump will get away with it all, and there will be no consequences for any officials is that there are no mobs in the streets attacking buildings with sledgehammers and dragging republicans from their beds while getting raked with automatic weapons fire. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Oh I see the scroll is fucked up on desktop today. Clicking Home takes you to the top when in a thread instead of where you were. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Instagram: damn these people are having a blast Bluesky: damn that's rough, I'm sorry to hear that 021
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Finally letting loose and just ransacking all the used speaker listings is like breaking an epic edging session. 211
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026There's a pair of reaaaalllly good JBL speakers for sale that are just close enough to consider but far enough to be a pain in the ass. The review from 1992 compares them favorably to B&W 801s, which is a hell of a thing to say. I'm gonna have to clear some space if the foams are still good. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Doxxing myself a tiny bit, but I lived in the same dorm complex, and hung out in his building. He'd come in through the lounge door and we'd yell "Josh come drink a beer!" and he'd say "nah I'm busy maybe next time". I guess he really was busy. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Using yt-dlp to rip audio from youtube music feels like google is tracing the call and will launch drones at me if I do it for too long 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bluesky is like "what if there was a social media without kickflips/burnouts/wingsuits/kitesurfers?" 100
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Art's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years" 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ordering a 2000 piece metric nuts-and-screws set. I refuse to ever have to search for a fastener again. 010
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The only command you need to know is "sudo bash". God will handle the rest. 110
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So is there some kind of Israeli training camp that some other Feds get sent to that would have previously disqualified them for the FBI? For reasons? 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 15/09/2026On a dark day in the 90s, I ended up at a party hosted by a guy whose claim to fame was that he fucked a pig at his high school graduation party. He'd be a little old now but I think he'd be a good fit for today's FBI. 000
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Tried using my dad's multimeter and it seemed dead. It worked last time I used it. Opened it up and there was a burnt capacitor. I haven't used it in a year and it just fried itself? WTF? 120
Bryan Ferrsky Skinner 𓅃 @clockdivider.bsky.social · 14/09/2026He's gonna hold the crown until that guy who swims in the Chernobyl muck gets on national broadcast 000
