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Jeremy Gable

@jeremygable.com
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Writer of plays you haven't seen and games you haven't played. If you're a transphobe, just block me now. He / Him. 💜🤍🩶🖤

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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 17/09/2026
Looks like it's time to download a car.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 14/09/2026
Says the woman whose last two installments of Fantastic Beasts got cancelled when the third movie didn't even make $100 million in the US.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 13/09/2026
What is "Bugs Bunny Angrily Stares at the Camera for 78 Minutes"?
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 13/09/2026
What is the 1996 Tony Awards?
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 10/09/2026
No Fear Shakespeare's translations are sometimes unintentionally hilarious ...
Two columns. On the left is the original text from Hamlet:
"Full thirty times hath Phoebus’ cart gone round
Neptune’s salt wash and Tellus’ orbed ground,
And thirty dozen moons with borrowed sheen
About the world have times twelve thirties been,
Since love our hearts and Hymen did our hands
Unite commutual in most sacred bands."

On the right is the modern text, which says simply, "It's been thirty years since we were married."
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 09/09/2026
I, what, that's, what, I'm just, that looks so, I need ... what??? (No one talk to me in January.)
youtube.com
Metroid Ravenous – Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 06/09/2026
The book for AI enthusiasts ...
The cover of a Mo Willems Elephant & Piggie book titled "I Really Like Slop".
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 02/09/2026
Who is English Teacher?
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 02/09/2026
"We took one hundred monkeys, and gave them all typewriters! First one to write a James Patterson novel earns its freedom!"
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 02/09/2026
Me, trying to type "both": bith My phone's autocorrect: You meant to say "with". Me: Nope. (deletes, retypes) bith Phone: Yeah, "with". Me: No, dammit. (types slowly) b-o-t-h Phone: ..... I'm just gonna make that "with".
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 31/08/2026
Given how much restraint he had in his YouTube storytelling as a literal teenager (leaning on atmosphere and dread over jumpscares), I wasn't super surprised, but yeah, I absolutely love that this guy who's not old enough to drink is choosing to direct Ejiofor, Reinsve, and Duplass.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 26/08/2026
What is the Impact font?
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 21/08/2026
While everyone boards this plane, Delta is quietly playing a muzak cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit. Just like Kurt Cobain undoubtedly would have wanted.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 20/08/2026
Dragula Wait, fuck, never mind, I don't know what I'm doing.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 17/08/2026
Kazuo Ishiguro's Shrek
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 17/08/2026
What is a globe?
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 16/08/2026
Certainly one of the best combo-of-writing-acting-and-directing movie monologues of all time.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 14/08/2026
I never questioned their motivation, as long as I got that cookie.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 13/08/2026
"Now that's Deep! Because everyone needs a little Space! Episodes at Nine ... (minus two)."
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 13/08/2026
I like the first one thematically the best, but I worry that I'd see it on a storefront and be like, "Is this ABOUT the thing, or is it MADE BY the thing?" So I think I'm leaning toward the second one.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 12/08/2026
Who is Chroma Laurie?
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 07/08/2026
What is "Now I'm a frog / And out!"
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 07/08/2026
So I just played this for the first time, and now I want a Metroid game that's just the exploration.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 06/08/2026
Sam, how dare you! They also made Prime Pinball!
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 06/08/2026
Happy 40th birthday to Samus Aran! www.theguardian.com/games/2026/a...
theguardian.com
Metroid at 40: happy birthday to Samus Aran, gaming’s greatest badass and my personal heroine
Being a woman who loves video games has often felt lonely, like being on a hostile planet – but Metroid’s female space hunter has been with me all the way
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 06/08/2026
It's so great of Christopher Nolan to collaborate with non-Guild writers who are new to the industry.
An IMDb credit that reads, "Writers: Christopher Nolan and Homer".
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 07/05/2026
Schrödinger's Sarkeesian
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 05/05/2026
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a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
Alt: Cary Grant pointing to the door and saying "Get out."
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 05/05/2026
What is "The Fall"?
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 05/05/2026
What is a teh-reh-ay-ee-un?
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 04/05/2026
What is "Caps? Caps are for newsboys and hooligans! My good man, if I ever need to adorn my head, you'll find me at a respectable haberdasher, getting a proper hat!"
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 29/04/2026
What is a Paper Rolling Inter-Network Transport Engraving Receiver?
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 29/04/2026
The poster is up, and we're roughly a month from opening!!! If you're anywhere in the vicinity of New Britain, CT in June, come check me out in Branden Jacobs-Jenkins' Appropriate. The cast, the crew, the directing, the writing, it's all fire. Details, tickets, all that at hitw.org/appropriate/
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 24/04/2026
Hey, Google, play "Elephant" by The White Stripes, please.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 24/04/2026
Them: You shouldn't celebrate anyone's death. Me: Sure, sure, okay .............. But --
An article headline: Millionaire US big game hunter, 75, is trampled to death by five elephants while hunting antelope in central Africa.
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 05/01/2026
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live on stage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacists websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 23/04/2026
As someone who grew up next to Coeur d'Alene, seeing that as the location of this article made me do a "funny because it's true" spit take.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 12/04/2026
Woman in my first apartment complex who every Sunday, like clockwork, would sing loudly and off-key to a mixtape of popular songs from 1998.
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 10/04/2026
I can help with options:
a row of baseball bats
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 10/04/2026
There were/are so many missteps Sega has made over the years, but the way they consistently swung for the fences when it came to arcade machines really must be studied.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 09/04/2026
I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 08/04/2026
What is "Turns out the real Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle was the friends we made along the way"?
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/04/2026
genuinely think people outside of America don't realize how big this place is, how militarized and murderous our police are, how little our politicians care, how disconnected and impoverished we have been intentionally made to be, how we still have slavery just with extra steps. we really suck gang
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 08/04/2026
the dem had 4 years to bring consequences for an attempted coup, and they did nothing. they had 50 years to enshrine abortion, but did nothing. they had 60 years to strengthen civil rights, they did nothing. now they have the will of the people behind them for impeachment, guess what they'll do
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Mythic 🦊 @mythicalredfox.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 07/04/2026
Who is Bert Russell?
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have nothing to say that matches the gravity of the situation. I just want peace and safety for everyone targeted by the insane whims of a madman.
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Jeremy Gable @jeremygable.com · 07/04/2026
Well now I know what I'm subscribing to and listening to all day. At IGF '19, after I lost the Narrative Award to Obra Dinn (as I fully expected), I nervously approached him, and he was so generous. Talked about my game, which I didn't know he played, gave notes on my new trailer, was just great.
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