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J E Oneil

@jeoneil.bsky.social
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Writer and reader, in that order.

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have new books out! Back the kickstarter 🤌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My mom is legit complaining how I can’t tell her her phone number when she doesn’t even know her phone number.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The wrong people keep dying.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 07/10/2026
피타 (@pistachio_hello) on twitter: "Mount Fuji Super-Eruption"

[Two side-by-side photos of a black and white cat's snout viewed from above against a solid blue background. The white fur on the cat's nose makes it look like a snow-capped mountain. In the second photo, the cat's pink tongue sticks straight up from the tip of its nose, looking like a volcanic eruption.]
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Jeremy Bassis @bassisjeremy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The argument I have been making is that data center developers should pay for enough renewables for their own energy AND the entire community they infiltrate. 100% free electricity for everyone. Throw in heat pumps for everyone for good measure.
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really sucks to have to be constantly tense and reactive not only because of the world at large but because getting a social cue wrong can result in an explosion of anger.
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I open Firefox and am immediately assaulted by rounded corners, what the hell.
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s been a long time since I haven’t felt like I’m in some stage of a panic attack.
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just love all these news stories about how I’m losing my health care and there’s nothing I can do about it and nothing anyone else is willing to do about it and they just want to remind me about it. Over and over.
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t know why—I’m assuming more FDA fuckery—but milk has been tasting a lot worse lately. It gets old real fast now.
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Luna @lunalore.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get the feeling that Meta tried SO HARD to make this mascot thing the cuddliest lil’ guy ever but all I see is an unholy amalgamation of the Snuggle fabric softener teddy bear & the Adipose Babies from Doctor Who. Its an echo of both but not either, and feels viscerally WRONG
Snuggle fabric softener teddy bearAdipose Fat Babies flying up to the mother ship in series 4 of Doctor Who
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The storm wasn’t too bad here, thankfully. Just rain all weekend.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Okay, but is it racist if we make it so confusing that no one can pinpoint *why* it's racist? ...STILL? Goddammit."
Photo of a cheaply made action figure still in package. Card back says the line is "American Indians" and that the action figure has bendable joints. It also has an illustration of a man in a war bonnet on one side, and to the other a much lower quality illustration of a covered wagon being driven by a smiling white cavalry soldier and a very smiley, waving indigenous woman that he definitely didn't kidnap. The figure itself, despite the line's name, is a very, very white man with blonde hair wearing a skin tight blue sci fi bodysuit and holding a gigantic, modern shotgun. The only other accessory is a miniature totem pole.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 25/09/2026
These clowns want to cede the most important decisions in comics storytelling to a fucking bot. And you know this would lead to further underpayment of artists. Boycott any book or publisher that uses this.
Walk me through what the platform actually does.

You put in a manuscript. The system spends time studying the story, including the thesis, the background, the protagonist, and the emotional beats that pay off for a reader, and produces a storyboard that gets you to roughly 60–70% of a finished product. Then an editor, the author, and an illustrator go in and shape that further, because a purely AI-generated output tends to lack soul and be generic. This is not a self-driving car. It's more like handing a Ferrari to someone who already knows how to drive.
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all-hallows-eve-ison steele, organic human person 🎃 @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
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(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 22/09/2026
Moral panics are manufactured concerns created to push an agenda, don't hold up under scrutiny, and the fallout always harms more people than will ever be helped. Stand up for trans people.
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I try not to post unless I have something not totally depressing to say. So anyway I haven’t posted much lately.
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
REPUBLICANS: We will kill you and your children DEMOCRATS: We don't know how to run against this REPUBLICANS: We will kill five specific children for being gay at sports. This is the biggest problem we face today DEMS: They make good points, we must kill these children BOTH: And Gaza obviously
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“I think we can all agree that I, the rich white guy who both-sidesed genocide, am the real victim here.” Did I get it right?
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AltYellostoneNatPar @altyellonatpark.org · 21/09/2026
Seems like some people are freaking out we don't like centrists or republicans around here. Get over it. This account advocates in democracy Your friendly moderator prefers the Nordic Model, the form of gov that results in the best education, highest standard of living and happiest people.
See 
https://www.intereconomics.eu/contents/year/2023/number/5/article/the-nordic-model-capable-of-responding-to-the-social-side-of-crises-and-sustaining-social-investment.html
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, so bow the church is cutting down the brush that’s a barrier between the properties. Because they want to put up a fence. Eventually.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh how nice. The church behind my house is piling even more broken wood and tree branches up on the property line.
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t emphasize how much I do NOT want to add a selfie to sign in to any of my profiles, stop asking me.
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Girl, are you DC comics? Because you always seem to be going through some kind of crisis.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I lived in one of the most liberal cities in the country and all of my friends who had a drop more melanin than me got garbage thrown at them.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Apparently I wrote a comic about AI about fourteen years ago. Pretty accurate.
A comic about AI from 2012. The post beneath it read: "I have gazed out into the quantum threads of our mutual future and seen what it will bring: Artificially intelligent dating advisors. It’s an inevitability. Maybe they live on your phone! Maybe they live in a corpse. The future’s so bright!"
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Emi @emiphemera.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am still furious about this, so let's go: my abortion story aka why I am not dead yet. I intentionally got pregnant in 2015. I was so excited to be a mom, took extra care with nutrition and safety (I had a heavy-duty job at the time). Normal first-trimester nausea and tiredness, nothing crazy.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
Anyone calling the refusal to compromise on trans rights a "purity test" can get into the bin as far as I'm concerned
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please let the funniest thing ever happen in Dallas today.
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hate “noisy cricket outside my window” season.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More than anything, Jaws is a metaphor about the dangers of being attacked by a killer shark
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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When you forget to switch profiles
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Kris Wilson @kriswilson.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Taking a break is no longer restful.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
CANADIANS: RUIN THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ANTI-AI PETITION. this is an OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT PETITION and it needs you to verify an email and that's it. do this right now please. thaaaaanks.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
“Some of the biggest names in Hollywood are in the running, but a dark horse contender from Petco is making a big impression” — anonymous source
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Amazon MGM Narrows List Of James Bond Candidates To 6 Actors, 1 Extremely Suave Ferret
CULVER CITY, CA—Amidst intense speculation over who would next portray the iconic secret agent, a source within Amazon MGM Studios revealed Wednesday that producers had narrowed down their list of Jam...
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Everyone knows that the palette swapped enemies are higher level & therefore contain more valuable rewards
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Bookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry is not the one I wanted to die on my birthday.
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ShannonB @shannonbuz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Morales explains that in his 34 years of presenting the weather,{...} He’s always been able to stand behind his data, modeling, and forecast in order to help protect the people of South Florida." “I am here to tell you that I am not sure I can do that this year.” www.upworthy.com/weatherman-h...
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Despondent weatherman goes off-script on live TV to explain why he 'can't' forecast anymore
A veteran meteorologist warns that federal budget cuts are degrading hurricane forecast accuracy.
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J E Oneil @jeoneil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
First day of school. It’s not even my birthday yet.
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R. Scott Rogers @arrscott.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy anniversary of the British burning the White House on August 24, 1814 to all who celebrate.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mattie has been on fire lately!
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