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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 21h
girl dinner
a delicate light tiffany blue porcelain bowl filled with candy corn on my dining room table. the owner of my ceramics studio gave it to me this this week when i got my first member shelf. that was so kind and generous, i love being in community with artists
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 03/10/2026
currently levitating in the church of @softmoon.world rn
“Processing 5.0” on the auditorium screen in purple and pink colors and Papyrus type, part of moon’s talk
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 03/10/2026
happy processing community day, nyc 🌀🛜
photo of the white boards outside the processing community day workshop rooms and one board says “(see Jenn)” bc i am the wifi code haver
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
all set up and oops! all skeletons at wonderville…dance and sing with us 7-10pm
the wonderville polygonal stage and i have it full with three tabs of dancing skeletons from kagi image search.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
wonder if alien transmission smooth groin and d without b's get labeled
the image sent out with the pioneer 10 in the 70s iirc (i wasn't on earth yet ha ha) that illustrates our solar system below two humans, one has short hair, pecs and a dick with no balls - whilst waving (the hand, not da peen) and the other human has long hair, titties and just smooth at the groin. the illustrator was the 2nd of carl sagan's 3 (consecutive) wives, linda. i believe she didn't want to give them clothes not because aliens needed to know a human-pc version of what we look like but because it would be too hard to decide WHICH clothes. linda passed away in 2023, 3 years before shein would buy everlane
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 27/09/2026
this monday night, goblins! 🎤🎤🎤 come out from the confines of nor'easter shelter and sing new text sets like trader joe's products, youtube apologies...with a new visual montage mode that will have you screaming "wow i love coming to robot karaoke!" and/or "dark chocolate sticks with crispy rice"
screenshot of robot karaoke in action with the song call me maybe with lyrics from trader joe's products - the lyric "where you think you're going baby" is replaced with "mini apple danish pastries" and around the text are photos of said pastries and all the other items mentioned in the song
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/09/2026
summer is over
a leather-hard clay jack o lantern i made from a pinch pot that i then shaped to a pumpkin, carved out a face and lid, and added a stem as a handle.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 18/09/2026
A cole haan wingtip Oxford shoe that has a tan brown leather top and a white rubber sneaker bottom it is a very popular shoe - at least in lower manhattan- but it’s so fucking ugly
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 15/09/2026
cone from home
Photo of me sitting at my desk and on my lap is my black cat pumagreg, who has a cone on his head and yet he’s purring, enjoying having his photograph taken perhaps thinking that by sitting on my lap, I will be likely to take his cone off. he is wrong.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 09/09/2026
i’m making a fucking jack o’lantern
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 08/09/2026
a closer look at the teapot, the star of the summer
A more shorter facing angle of my striped teapot with periwinkle glaze dripping from the top down
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 08/09/2026
💅💅💅
A photo of three of my glaze fired pottery pieces on my table at home. There’s a medium size pot of marble clay with a very faint light green rim. There’s a closed vessel that’s short and also marble clay with some spots of seafoam green and then there’s my first ever teapot that has black horizontal stripes around it dipped in a see-through white and a periwinkle top half of glaze drizzling down over the stripes.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 07/09/2026
in this study i'm trying an airbrushed background (liquid watercolor) to paint the figure on top of.
photo of my easel with a pixel nude figure painting in progress. below the taped-on reference i printed out is watercolor paper with a green airbrushed background that i've started painting black and gray pixels onto. i have a little bottle of water to clean my brush and my palette is wrapped in plastic as i've finished my session for the day
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 04/09/2026
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 04/09/2026
screenshot of a @countingsheep.bsky.social post with the new thread counter at "1/138"
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 03/09/2026
fbi agent bat signal
screenshot of my post’s engagement and it’s just “1 save”
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 02/09/2026
the sketch game with mike wazowski as the suspect, and my sketch had 87% accuracy
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 02/09/2026
nailed it, with a trackpad no less
screenshot of me playing neal.fun's game where you sketch a "suspect" and mine was the morton salt girl. my sketch was given 96% accuracy so "the court identified the suspect from your sketch immediately".
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 02/09/2026
“what have you been up to lately?” sprk.so/post/did:plc:x5leeami62gbmj…
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 01/09/2026
went to the studio this morning and the teacup maker got it off of my wax melter so it’s home now! and then fresh from a successful bisque, a lidded vessel and another wax melter. just need to figure out how i want to glaze them
A photo of three ceramic pieces I threw on a wheel - the first two a loaded vessel and a wax melter. Both of them have a geometrical shape and as successful bisqueware have a kind of reddish pinkish hue. The third, a wax melter i carved a section of into a simple pattern, came from a malfunctioned bisque firing where it got a bit too heated so the clay is speckled.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 01/09/2026
A screenshot of my drafts folder on bluesky and there’s only one from four months ago that says “‘imagine there’s no heaven’ - gal gadot”
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/08/2026
couples retreat sprk.so/post/did:plc:x5leeami62gbmj…
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/08/2026
photo of my black cat pumagreg laying on the floor. he has three legs, one for each active brain cell!
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 27/08/2026
time to clock out of today’s rancid vibe shift sprk.so/post/did:plc:x5leeami62gbmj…
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 27/08/2026
lmao rip, the pieces all got stuck to each other bc they didn’t fully cook, maybe the teacup‘s maker can use it was a wax melting plate - an unintentional collab
photo of a shelf of failed bisqueware. i circled a closed vessel I made that’s stuck to a bowl and I’m holding a white teacup someone made that my wax melter is stuck to the bottom of
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 25/08/2026
making future ancient artifacts sprk.so/post/did:plc:x5leeami62gbmj…
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/08/2026
photo of peas and pasta boiling in a sauce pan and a wooden spoon out of the water has two peas and a ziti noodle in a formation that looks like a dick and balls
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/08/2026
post-event stickerbook update ritual sprk.so/post/did:plc:x5leeami62gbmj…
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22/08/2026
#atprotonyc
photo of a lantern fly in brooklyn about to hit a vape that looks like a wooden pipe being held up to it
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22/08/2026
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
a trash bin row with the wall above tagged JERRY JERRY
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 21/08/2026
gonna add my teapot here since it seems they’ll be going in the kiln together hopefully soon
A photo of three of my glazed pottery pieces on a shelf, ready to go into the kiln. In addition to my pot and enclosed vessel that I mentioned in my original post there’s now a teapot that appears to have the same cream colored glaze around it with some white pasty spackle like glaze on the top half. you can see a whisper of horizontal lines underneath the cream glaze.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 21/08/2026
glazing pottery is such a wild process - like, i have *some* idea of what these will look like when they come out of the kiln, you have *no* idea. i’ll share results when i get em!
Two glazed pots on a table in the ceramic studio one of them is a pot/vase that looks like it’s covered in cream paint with some light light pastel green on the rim and dripped on the inside. Next to it is a smaller closed vessel covered in the same cream and with what looks like a daisy on the lid with the pastel green. the clay under the freshly dipped glaze, peeking through where I didn’t put glaze, looks like terracotta
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 20/08/2026
💅 sprk.so/post/did:plc:x5leeami62gbmj…
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 19/08/2026
ever make a bunch of air dry clay cigarettes to make a pal laugh???
bathroom selfie and I’m holding a clay painted ciggie and behind me are two pixel nude bust paintings of mine
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 17/08/2026
posting palette before it gets a wipedown
Photo of my rectangular ceramic paint pallet that’s covered in various grays, black and lilac purple. It’s very messy and everything‘s dried up and cracking bc it’s been sitting on my desk for like a week and yeah I really just gotta fucking clean it finally
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 14/08/2026
just dropped this off at the stu’
Photo of my vase with a pixel leaf, pixel flower and green glaze around it. it’s sitting on my banding wheel on my desk next to a diluted cup of Baja blast zero and my nude figure pixel painting that I need to put away before I ruin it with all my other crafts and mess lol
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 14/08/2026
i am getting somewhere here
Photo of a clay vase i threw sitting on my banding wheel on my desk and I drew a grid with pencil on it and on that grid i painted a pixelated daisy with what looks like gray glaze, but it’s gonna be black after the fire
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 09/08/2026
several people told me straight up that quitting my tech job 2 years ago would close a lot of opportunities for me, and yet...
a comment on a sparkpost video of mine from the account elonmusk090.sprk.so that says "Hello im MR Elon the founder and CEO of Tesla company and space X" and i replied "damn that's crazy"
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 06/08/2026
live más
photo of a 15x15" gouache pixel art nude figure painting (on white paper with a margin beyond that, i think the whole paper is 18x19" and i'm just realizing now that i need to cut half an inch off the top and bottom to make it a square). the grayscale figure takes place on the left lower 2/3rds of the painting with a lilac purple background, crouching down and holding a long band like a bow and arrow without the bow. i put a little 5" lambchop cat toy that is mine because my cat rejected it (no cat is perfect) to show the scale of the painting as it sits on my desk easel.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 05/08/2026
we call them Kong toys
a red Kong brand dog toy that’s like a snowman shaped piece of primary red material for dogs to chew on
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 04/08/2026
what if we kissed at the Medicaid Fraud spot on cop night
a piece of paper taped on the ground where vendors are setting up and this spot is for “Medicaid Fraud (NJDCJ)”
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 04/08/2026
new class started today with the humbling exercise of destroying our throws for the sake of “education” and “improving”
Across section of a clay pot, I threw showing that the walls are pretty nice and even
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 30/07/2026
i thought people were joking about this new menu item on linkedin but, no, it's really there
screenshot of a promoted anthropic claude post and i've clicked the menu to either save or report the post and i've highlighted the new "seems like AI slop" option linkedin added and i clicked it after taking this screenshot
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/07/2026
😌🔫
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/07/2026
🙂‍↕️
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/07/2026
my brain when i am asked what i have been up to lately,,,,,
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 26/07/2026
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 25/07/2026
literally lol’d when I saw openai calling this a ~partnership~
headline graphic that just says “OpenAl and Hugging Face partner to address security incident”
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 24/07/2026
i am actually cloning myself and it’s legal when/how i do it
a tray full of wax doll heads I poured and wax painted in different weird colors, among some tools I used for carving
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 21/07/2026
NO DIRT NO BAGS NO CHRISTMAS NO COMPOST
photo of a two door compost bin enclosure covered in signs about how and what it to compost, and one smaller sign where the doors would open stapling them shut and saying “COMPOST CLOSED, NO NEW COMPOST”
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