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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23h
when people are like "do you miss it" i'm like...do i miss what
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
time to go to sleep, for tomorrow is new day to tell a dozen websites i reject all non-essential cookies
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
“my name is waluigi” all time underrated waluigi quote
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
the ears should be brown though
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
i used to graffiti odie on everything in middle school, such a fun toon to draw
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
it was a great combo and performance, thanks for joining us again
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
can’t wait to try this out, congrats and thanks
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Everest Pipkin @everest.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm very please to announce a public release of my drag-and-drop bookmarking, game-making, and wandering tool Scrubjay! Scrubjay is a weird website builder that lets you cobble together web elements, images, links, text fragments, etc into a series of nested rooms...
"SCRUBJAY" sits over a bunch of images of frogs, birds, doors. it's a very 90s look
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
tired: imagining o fortuna with lyrics that are just waluigi quotes wired: seeing someone sing o fortuna with lyrics that are just waluigi quotes
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 29/09/2026
a question on *client* scope: what’s the most requested thing they plan on *not* doing
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
all set up and oops! all skeletons at wonderville…dance and sing with us 7-10pm
the wonderville polygonal stage and i have it full with three tabs of dancing skeletons from kagi image search.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
this is a great question. not only is it recurring but it happens multiple times and places, see robotkaraoke.live for the full scheduled!!
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
monday is now and robot karaoke is tonight, 7pm in brooklyn. the rain will have stopped and you may be itching to come out from the rocks we hid under during the nor'easter.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
whoa this week was the 7th anniversary people.com/music/mark-r...
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Mark Ronson Walks Back His Sapiosexual Comment and Apologizes for Not Being Fully Informed
The music producer appeared on Good Morning Britain last week and said he identifies as sapiosexual
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
mark ronson hops out of the flying saucer behind them
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
jimmy wales just woke up in a cold sweat to an alert on his phone going off about a significant jump in visits to a single wikipedia page. hopping onto his laptop, he opens saleforce and sets the fundraiser modal to "ON". in the textbox asking for the target page he types "autofellatio"
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
if you take synthetic hormones for your thyroid and after consistently good number things go south, check your levo source and see if they had any recalls. you can't depend on your pharmacy or doctor to tell you first
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
it's so frustrating how generic levothyroxine gets recalled almost every year bc of incorrect dosage/label. and thyroids take long as hell to adjust and these are taken daily and often forever. one recall really messed me up for a year and now i pay extra for brand name synthroid lol pisses me off
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
unless they're into titties which god i fucking hope so because i don't have much else to offer otherwise if they finally fucking show up
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
wonder if alien transmission smooth groin and d without b's get labeled
the image sent out with the pioneer 10 in the 70s iirc (i wasn't on earth yet ha ha) that illustrates our solar system below two humans, one has short hair, pecs and a dick with no balls - whilst waving (the hand, not da peen) and the other human has long hair, titties and just smooth at the groin. the illustrator was the 2nd of carl sagan's 3 (consecutive) wives, linda. i believe she didn't want to give them clothes not because aliens needed to know a human-pc version of what we look like but because it would be too hard to decide WHICH clothes. linda passed away in 2023, 3 years before shein would buy everlane
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
sorry, "artistic depiction"
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
ever see the illustration on the wikipedia page for autofellatio?
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 28/09/2026
cool to see all the replies to this funny joke are extremely normal
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Ingrid Burrington @lifewinning.com · 27/09/2026
I think choosing Texas should be left up to the states
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 27/09/2026
this monday night, goblins! 🎤🎤🎤 come out from the confines of nor'easter shelter and sing new text sets like trader joe's products, youtube apologies...with a new visual montage mode that will have you screaming "wow i love coming to robot karaoke!" and/or "dark chocolate sticks with crispy rice"
screenshot of robot karaoke in action with the song call me maybe with lyrics from trader joe's products - the lyric "where you think you're going baby" is replaced with "mini apple danish pastries" and around the text are photos of said pastries and all the other items mentioned in the song
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 25/09/2026
also, caught because they used a getaway car. shop local, fellas
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 25/09/2026
lol i do feel bad for these guys, they picked the worst manhole ever to go into at the worst time and probably only got some loose airpods and a costume ring out of it
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Pair arrested after emerging from manhole near hotel where Netanyahu stays, police say | CNN
A citywide manhunt led to the arrest of two suspects who New York City police say emerged from a manhole just outside a hotel where Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu regularly stays during the...
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 24/09/2026
don't know much about the game or who made it, but i wishlisted it because i love the idea of desktop companions and the demo is now out store.steampowered.com/app/4672770/...
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Little Writer Desktop Companion on Steam
Your little companion is an ambitious writer with very little discipline. Type, and they'll write too. Every keystroke moves their work forward. In this idle productivity game, help them become a reno...
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Rude1 Haunted Badness. ⁂ @rude1.blacksky.team · 23/09/2026
> The Mozilla Foundation isn't holding back its disdain for Big Tech leaders. > Wannabe kings don't rule the internet. We do. AT Protocol and the broader open social web is one of the ways we take back power from Big Tech. (If you see me out in these New York City streets, let me know.)
Photo of Elon musk on blue paper.
"Elon buys the blue bird. He trashes the place"Photo of Rudy on orange paper.
"Rudy builds Blacksky. Communities call the shots.""Wannabe kings don't rule the internet. We do."
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/09/2026
"but it's a free" 🇮🇹🤌
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/09/2026
btw, robot karaoke is back on the @wonderville.nyc stage on monday. you cannot pay me to slap you, but it's a free and always a fun time pools.events/event/q66LUy...
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Robot Karaoke by Wonderville, Mon, Sep 28
Mon, Sep 28 at 7:00pm at Wonderville, Brooklyn, New York. Join us for karaoke night on impossible mode as we replace the lyrics to any SONG with words from any TEXT, then try to sing the results on th...
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/09/2026
always nice to see normal things happening on the polygonal wonderville stage when robot karaoke isn't going on, thank you @garbageday.email www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTxc...
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We went to New York's most chronically online rave
YouTube video by Garbage Day
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/09/2026
sf ipad baby behavior
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ratarchy ΘΔ @maya-klenger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Discord child grooming app to gambling spyware ark
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/09/2026
summer is over
a leather-hard clay jack o lantern i made from a pinch pot that i then shaped to a pumpkin, carved out a face and lid, and added a stem as a handle.
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tamara nopper @tamaranopper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Despite everything, I still believe in good teaching, good writing, and the importance of hip and glute strength.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 23/09/2026
two of my sleep paralysis demons in one film, v exciting
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
(extreme Chris Cornell voice) asshole son
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22/09/2026
gonna respect their block and not post a screenshot of a canadian saying america is “so fucked” in response to…a post about a billboard charting song breaking a record
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22/09/2026
lol guess what made them say this before clicking through
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22/09/2026
notion is also a hiring partner
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22/09/2026
one of the hiring partners for that a16z alt school is flock lol
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 22/09/2026
princess diana beanie baby sighting
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Belle @ autumnal wonderland! @torrentempress.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
at the risk of sounding like a shill I *promise* I'm not being paid but a lot of the folks looking for a place for webcomics should consider @leaflet.pub and @pckt.blog - they have rss out the box - are no code. I did make the design suggestions for leaflet for comics and they implemented all of
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I made multiplayer Windows 98 Solitaire. It's called Solitaire Alone Together. You can play together, with the whole internet, but you can't chat or talk. solitairealonetogether.com
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nolen @itseieio.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I built this for Rhizome's 30th anniversary! It's on display this week in NYC! See websiteswebsiteswebsites.net for some more details :)
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WEBSITES WEBSITES WEBSITES!
A group exhibition celebrating the website as an artistic medium. Armory Week, New York City, September 21–27, 2026. Presented by ARTXCODE and Rhizome.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@sumbitches

I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid

@EthicalScamMe 
The same boiling water that makes an egg turn hard will make a potato soft. You need to dictate your environment and don't let the environment dictate you.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 21/09/2026
Once a year, tens of millions of people in the U.S. engage in amateur vegetable sculpture. A win for art. A loss for safely using steak knives.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 21/09/2026
there's a lot of pumagreg in this one www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq4K...
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aggressively hydrated
YouTube video by jenn schiffer
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