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@jennifersnudes.bsky.social
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I hope you don’t just think of me as a girl on the internet but also as the love of your life

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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
yyyuuuupppp….. right where I wanted you………
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
does anyone wanna gnaw on my carrots from last season
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Radium escaped Radium wants attention
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The robins nesting outside of my bedroom window have wittle babies in the nest now :)
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
the term narcissist just means someone you disagree with now
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I hate landlords so fucking much it’s unreal
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
to all of the men who followed me today can one of you come brush my hair
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’m only attracted to men who are weird and confusing and throw me off
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
let’s all come together and put on the best god damn talent show this town has EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."
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Car Won't Start @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
We need a Monster Mash for spring
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
if I’m in a certain headspace and paying close attention, I WILL cry at the end of Signs.
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
almost ran down a family four trying to get this picture
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
don’t think anybody needs a strawberry this big
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
and for my next trick……. I shall make the president……. disappear.
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
why do peanuts have different numbers of peanuts in the peanut
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Bobby Hill is like a son to me
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We go way back
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
if I posted on the Internet even a tiny fraction of how I truly feel about ice I would go to federal prison within the week
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Benadryl: Once You Pop You Can’t Stop
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 14
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
SKULLY
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Everyone’s out to get me tonight but I’m just watching hbo in my basement t
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Do you wanna call me and hear a funny story?
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I made a Mistake……
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
okay. Never mind
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I got drunk tonight. Do you want to talk to me?
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 16/04/2026
galaxy NGC 383, aka Radio Galaxy 3C 31, has an active galactic nucleus spitting out enormous relativistic jets of electrons and matter at nearly the speed of light
NGC 383, HubbleNGC 383, showing Active nucleus plume detail of jets from 3C31
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
does anyone want to read my revised first chapter and tell me if you hate it or not
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
he’s helping me play the sims
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
methinks I have a little coffee
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
lets take a nap together
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
if I was a mom I wouldn’t be able to stop telling my kids to shut up in public. Like shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
so just because I’m unlikable and annoying and difficult to be around and have a bad attitude most of the time you don’t want to be my boyfriend? Seriously?
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
*documentary voice* the world's deadliest hunter reveals itself
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Freaking out…….
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Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Allbirds is what I call my camera roll
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
let’s all get really into planting native pollinators this year
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
one more month and we’re going to transform you into something Magical
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tichodroma @feathertrail.net · 15/04/2026
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
does anyone want to come over and weed and mulch my rose garden
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
hello
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
getting the dogs to come back inside
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Who wants to come over and kiss and touch!
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
dinner is served
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scholastic book fair @jennifersnudes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I’m going on a hero’s quest
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