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Jenny Blacker

@jenblacker.bsky.social
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Knitter, housewife, geek, poly, bi, autistic, owned by cats. Kinda sweary. Very chatty. I also make stuff as Jenny Wren Creates. She/her

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Rob @robosullivan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taxes are fucking great. They offer the benefit of bulk buying power while reducing my day to day admin. Not getting the services you need because your government can't figure out how to invest in the country to provide those services SUCKS. Don't get rid of the taxes - Get rid of the government
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Svetovid @svetovid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Well, that's a hell of a thing to leave next to a statue of Joan of Arc.😏
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Éibhear Ó hAnluain @eibhear.gibiris.org · 05/10/2026
Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase tell me that all those "you should need a government ID to access the internet" people are rethinking this position now. [We know they aren't. Ed.]
The first two paragraphs of the linked-to story:

"Denmark has suffered a major data breach that has given unauthorised individuals access to names, addresses and personal identification numbers belonging to about 8.8 million people registered in the country’s central population database.

"The breach occurred after unidentified individuals misused a private Danish company’s legitimate access to search the Central Person Register (CPR), the government said in a statement Monday."
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Phil M 🦻🏼💚 🍉 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @phillm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When they talk about reducing red tape, remember this image.
Grenfell Tower, a black smouldering carcass of the building shorty after the fire, in 2017.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 04/10/2026
A brutal bodying for the median bluesky user
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me: *makes a lunch including a tin of beans and 3 plums* O: Lols, you'll feel that tomorrow! Me: *cries in GLP1* (I'm up to 35g of fibre min a day, and 2L of fluids, just to 'keep happy' 😬)
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Mark Rees @reviewwales.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never mind the pumpkins. THIS is what you carve a real jack-o'-lantern out of. 🎃
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Mark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All these tech guys going 'look, you don't need musicians anymore! We can just generate whatever music you want!' and it's the fucking POPE who has to explain to them that art occupies a space not replaceable by the products of machines.
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Franklin Habit @franklinhabit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🇫🇷🇫🇷TEST YOUR FRENCH🇫🇷🇫🇷 Does this lady agree with the assessment of our own, dear Gare du Nord in Paris as the second-best train station in Europe? Answers below!
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Paul Ferguson @pokemonpaul.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp anytime someone looks at him #CelebrityTraitors
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Caroline Ball @heroicendeavour.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
My partner had never seen the work of genius that is the ‘tea consent’ video, so now I’m sharing it here again, because consent explained through the vehicle of tea is the most British thing ever. And also really fucking important.
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Tea and Consent
YouTube video by Thames Valley Police
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you have somehow missed the chance to read A History of the World in 47 Borders so far, then today's your lucky day: it's currently 99p from the ebook retailer of your choice
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Sarah Day 🖋️🦊 @sarahday.org · 02/10/2026
This is also the time of year every coffee shop makes 'scary' lattes by putting charcoal in them. If you take birth control by mouth, that shit will not work when there's charcoal in your stomach.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The audiobook for Montgomery Bonbon's latest mystery comes out TODAY! Your kids can listen while they drive to work, or whatever. It's narrated by me!
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wales vs Norway on BBC2, Traitors with Sheen on BBC1 Welsh cis-het households are about to have meltdowns...
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Tom Jones Says Yeah!
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tradespeople would make an absolute fortune from us autistic folks if they answered their emails so we didn't have to ring them.
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James Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Waterstones have picked Pagans as one of their Paperbacks of the Year, so in all stores at 20% off!
Cover of Pagans, as one of Waterstones' Paperbacks of the Year
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today's fun medical news is that we could actually investigate/fix my weird shoulder, but the only difference from what we're currently doing would be the addition of surgery The only real fix is to re-damage it and make it heal 'hopefully better', same rehab schedule
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JL Kaufmann @jlkaufmann.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh look, the AI bros overhyped some bullshit we all told them was bullshit and they implemented it anyway and it turned out to be bullshit.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Men aren’t scared enough of allegations.
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Will Forster MP @willforster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Housing is the top issue in my inbox as #Woking’s MP - including problems with property management companies. Pleased the Government have now U-turned and will soon regulate them.
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It will never not be wild to me that the Russians attacked Keir Starmer's home, successfully spread falsehoods about Starmer's love life, and this didn't changed British politics and British political elite behaviour *at all*.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My annual "trying to find a nice pumpkin spice latte that isn't SBucks" drama has begun I keep hearing great things about Greggs for coffee (?!), but they do NO non-dairy milks!? Not even soy?? (Almost everywhere in Cardiff uses fucking oat milk, and I quite like not shitting continuously so...)
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(the rest of this thread too, but) THIS!! I can now manage my ADHD (and autism) because I MARRIED SOMEONE WITH A LARGE INCOME Before this I'd get a job, cope for about 18 months, have a total breakdown/burn out and have to take 2-3 months off sick I'm an *amazing* employee for 15 months, then...
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Kaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMG I've just realised what Google's AI search interference model is: An automated mansplainer. Think about it: Unsolicited ✅ Confident ✅ Frequently wrong ✅
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Things I want to post on my work account but won't: I've spent 2 hours turning bat feet and my hands are RAW, buy my shit, please??
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Catwifhat Cwif Buy Meme
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mama.melancholia @mama-melancholia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“I am a mosaic of everyone I’ve ever loved…” 🥰
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have you ever noticed you pick up little habits and phrases from the people you love? it's no wonder our hearts are so easily broken when people leave. we become a reflection of the people that we care about and those personality traits stick with us even if the people don't
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I make my ramen the way a friend taught me in eleventh grade.
Every fall, I listen to a playlist made for me by a boy I drove across a border to hook up with. I eat sushi because a girl who won't talk to me anymore made me try it, and Indian food because my best friend's parents ordered for me before I knew what I liked. There are movies I love because someone I loved loved them first. I am a mosaic of everyone l've ever loved, even for a heartbeat.
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Will Hayward - Wales Journo @willhaycardiff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reform’s new deputy leader in Wales says that the are “the most united opposition” that Welsh politics “has ever seen”. - Last week one of their MSs defected to Plaid. - Their new leader was elected in a 17-15 vote. - Reform MSs are already briefing against the new leader.
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jennywrencreates.com @jennywrencreates.com · 24/09/2026
Apparently removing fluff from newly cut fur is energetic enough that my Fitbit thinks I've done an elliptical session... #HandmadeUK #WelshHandmade #WelshBusiness #QueerBats #Cardiff #UKHandmade
Fitbit log screen showing a 35 minute elliptical session
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This has been my inspiration since I first saw it
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Despite the best efforts of the rail network, I will be in Cardiff as planned tonight. Come along! Make it all worthwhile!!
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31 Inventions That Built Our World: An Evening with Jonn Elledge | Events at Waterstones Bookshops | Waterstones
Events at Waterstones get you closer to the books and authors you admire most. Find information and tickets about 31 Inventions That Built Our World: An Evening with Jonn Elledge today.
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Richard J @preachypreach.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Henry VIII was not a jolly old rogue of Merrie England but a psychotic monster
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Daniel Villar @daniel-a-villar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As a biology equivalent I’d say: 1) birds are dinosaurs 2) fish aren’t a coherent category 3) organic agriculture is often worse for the environment than the alternative 4) selfish evolution explain cooperation very well 5) however many beetle species you think there are, there’s more
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There was no evensong this weekend, so instead Davina and I built O a wardrobe! (Disclaimer, he had to help me move and fit the main frame cause this bugger is heavy and tall)
3 sections: A pile of boxes, wardrobe parts with Davina the cat sitting on them, a finished wardrobe
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We have added lipedema to the shitty list "things Jen has that have no fucking cure", and I've spent the last weekish with *itchy and burning* lower legs Turns out that the extra weight was hiding/cushioning the lipedema fat, and now it is ANGRY
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm *trying* not to make it my entire personality, but did y'all know that there're Moomin soundtrack albums!? Currently listening to Seasons in Moominvalley and it's DELIGHTFUL Also, Bird & Blend have Moomin teas, and both the black tea and the matcha are a dream
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Moomin Relaxing on Rocks
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Duo is very excited I've reached level 40, I'm more excited that my streak matches my birth year 😁 #Duolingo #LanguageLearning #Cymraeg
Duolingo screen shot showing my score and steal t
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Woodbrooke @woodbrooke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
📚 Our new programme is live! Explore Woodbrooke’s new courses, sessions and residentials from November 2026 to April 2027. ✨ Discover the programme today: www.woodbrooke.org.uk/our-courses/
NEW WOODBROOKE  COURSES HAVE ARRIVED!

BOOKABLE ON OUR WEBSITE NOW
WWW.WOODBROOKE.ORG.UK
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Michael Lee Witchardson 🎃 @hrfmichael.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These books - horrible, wretched, absolutely abysmal - have been a BIG money spinner, so whatever this is, it must be pretty fucking nasty
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If YOU would like the opportunity of a real life Henry Scampi encounter, then next Weds night we will be in Cardiff... (*book shop permission willing)
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31 Inventions That Built Our World: An Evening with Jonn Elledge | Events at Waterstones Bookshops | Waterstones
Events at Waterstones get you closer to the books and authors you admire most. Find information and tickets about 31 Inventions That Built Our World: An Evening with Jonn Elledge today.
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Tom Coates @tomcoates.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think the lesson of the day, which almost all minority people understand, is that you just don't get to be apolitical. And you particularly can't be apolitical by complying with a blatantly political instruction when you have near infinite money and freedom.
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Karie Ghoulish 👻 @kariebookish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have so so many pdfs and epubs. Your best way to organise these on an android device? Calibre isn't available. Wish list below.
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*runs around screaming* Excitement or fear, WhyNotBoth.gif
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
Honestly, "big-name studios can't agree on the premise of the Muppet Show" sounds like the premise of the Muppet Show
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
or to put it another way, good news for first time buyers
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
no you're right sharon, the children SHOULD starve
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Jenny Blacker @jenblacker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Went to see Practical Magic 2, with my heart very much in my mouth IT was exactly the right mix of amazing/naff and now I can breathe again (and don't need a tattoo lasering...)
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Practical Magic: Witches Flying High
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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