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Jemy

@jemyjones.bsky.social
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Russos are hacks
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rewatching the 2000s Resident Evil movie. It’s pretty bad. People and monsters just teleport wherever they need to be and the dialogue smells like feet.
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why are some shows listed as just certain seasons, but others who infamously had uneven runs included as the whole thing?
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People can have their fun, but Infinity War and Endgame both stink
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ghost Soldier looks like straight up right wing military porn
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Woof
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 17/09/2026
We will be ending early tonight.
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S02E09 Itchy & Scratchy & Marge (7F09) 20 December 1990
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who are these dweebs that were gonna show up for an Ed Sheeran tour
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
this dog is rad as hell
A dog looking through the viewfinder of a video camera
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Paid $15 for a ten piece nugget at McDonalds the other day. That’s $1.50 a nugget and they still charge extra if you want a bag.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ozymandias shoulda made two monuments so he could have told people to look upon his works ye mighty and de spare
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Guy at the dollar store paying with a 50
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Nick Felker @felker.dev · 20/07/2026
Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump is a generational loser
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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I got so much done today, it was terrible
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
DOUBLE DOINK
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You can’t spell depressed without deep rest
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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/06/2026
this is such a great video. he does the RFK endorsed carnivore diet for a single month and his bad cholesterol explodes. doing this diet is a heart attack nuke
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Ret @ret.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 22/06/2026
Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.
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Lt. Vincent Hanna @cbartrun.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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✨Kirm✨ @antonballdeluxe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Given all of the recent genAI discussion, I wish to repost this.
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 17/06/2026
this may well be the defining joke of our era theonion.com/guy-who-suck...
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Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI
SAN MATEO, CA—After spending the past three decades of his life being totally unable and unwilling to engage in any meaningful way with the world around him, James Parker, a local guy who sucks at bei...
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
His parents must be SO proud. #WorldBollardAssociation
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Every person that willingly walks into a Tesla dealership should be taken into a back room and humanely destroyed.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
What the fuuccckkkk
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Møtif (Alex) - 🎂 the 24th @m0tif.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This might be the best video ever
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Gonna Severance myself so there’s a version of me who’s life is just browsing BlueSky
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
'ooOOooh our AI systems are so good they're scary' is an advertisement designed to keep the hype up. it is entirely untrue. no large language model is any more conscious than a calculator, and they will never get any closer
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Fuck FIFA
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
lmao
/Reddit community “shittymoviedetails” by user “69chevy_396. The title: “In Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu, Grogu is a 50 year old baby. This is a subtle nod the franchise's only remaining demographic.” Included is a picture of Grogu (AKA Baby Yoda).
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thank you troops
Vintage pulp novel featuring an illustration of a man gasping for air as he pulls himself out of the water and onto the beach - he looks like he is thrusting passionately. Behind him a smoking plane is sinking in water. Copy and title read

He was supposed to fight a war, but he had sandier things to do

Beach
Humper

By Richard Sachs

A TRUE AMERICAN STORY

oh no he really is humping some sand while his friends die

"Questions the honor of veterans."
-Hump Magazine
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Obsession is a fantastic movie
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
oh my god the vancouver transit system, the bus drivers etc, want to strike JUST BEFORE THE WORLD CUP IN VANCOUVER............ Y E S. YES!!!!
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I fucking hate Jim and Pam so much
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@strouperstar.bsky.social
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Jemy @jemyjones.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Captain Arabia
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
LAMBO!!!!!💥💥💥💥 #WorldBollardAssociation
A Lambo sports car ends up on some metal bollards.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Is there anyone at the top of the food chain in this country who isn't one of the tackiest motherfuckers to ever live
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