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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You

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Multiple Webby winner, Carly Rae Jepsen stan, friend to the prettiest cat: Margot. Fastest 52-year-old on a bike you know. Username is my website. Baltimore >>>>>

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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 01/10/2026
They have a bunch of Giallo and some other good 70s stuff. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 01/10/2026
Ooof. No good answer to that question. 😟
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 01/10/2026
Next year I gotta ask for a list of bangers that are all on Kanopy.
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Benito Cereno @benitocereno.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Okay, since we agree it is basically October, here's what I tell myself you've been waiting for: A new list of recommended streaming horror and horror-adjacent movies for you to watch in time for Halloween -- movies on Netflix, Hulu, Shudder, Amazon Prime, and more boxd.it/XbLjo
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New Screams to Stream for Halloweam 2026
If you’re reading this in October, there's a better than average chance that you might be looking for something spooky to watch this month, so I'm here to help you out with suggestions of good movies ...
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 01/10/2026
It’s weird* how little pushback I, a white man, get for saying the issue is racism. * almost certainly racism, probably a little sexism
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 01/10/2026
On the left a picture of songwriting genius Carly Rae Jepsen with short blond hair and a white dress looking happy and cute labeled "September 30" and on the right a picture of incredible performer Carly Rae Jepsen with short dark hair and a dark shirt singing intensely into a microphone labeled "October 1"
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 01/10/2026
a thing anyone can do is look up jury nullification
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU ARE A PERSON!!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKALATEN SCREAMMIN IN FRONT OF DA GUILLOTINE "YOU HAVE NO MORAL OBLIGATION TOWARD ANYTHING THAT EXISTS IMMORALLY - BOSS, HEALTH INSURANCE, LAND LORD, COP, AFTER PAY, PUBLIC CORPORATION, SMALL BUSINESS OWNER, MANAGER, HOA, FORUMS MOD, KLARNA, BANK, AUTONOMOUS VEHICLE, SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM, FOOD DELIVERY ROBOT, CREDIT CARD, DMV "YOU ARE A PERSON NOT A TRASH CAN FULL OF MONEY " - EVERY DAY THESE MONEY VAMPIRES TRY TO RECEIVE OUR SYMPATHY BY PRETENDING TO BE A GUY AND SAYING YOUR NOT BEING FAIR TO THE GUY - EVERY DAY THEY MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A PEACE OF SHIT - WE HAVE NOT CONSENTED TO ANY OF THESE MIDDLEMEN!!!! IF I OWN MY CAR WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP PAYING FOR MY FUCKEN CAR??? IF I PAY TAXES TO BUILD THE SIDE WALKS WHY ARE SCOOTERS AND DELIVERY ROBOTS ALLOWED TO USE THEM FOR PROFIT DEPRIVING PRIVATE INDIVIDUALS OF THEIR USE???? IF A CORPERATIONS MAKING MONEY WHY DO THEY ACT LIKE I GOTTA PAY THEM TO KEEP MAKING MONEY???????/ IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A JOB THEN YOUR BOSS THREATEING TO FIRE YOU IS INSTITUTIONALIZED VIOLENCE!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT A HOME THEN A LAND LORD IS COMMITTING INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! IF WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT OUR DECREPIT FAILING BODIES BEING CONSTANTLY PATCHED UP BY MODERN MEDECINE THEN WITHHOLDING HEALTH CARE IS INSTITUTIONAL VIOLENCE!!!! THE TORMENTORS HIT US DAILY AND TELL US ITS FOR OUR OWN GOOD AND THAT ACTUALLY WE OWE THEM ONE , DENY THEM YOUR MONEY, YOUR COMMUNITY, AND YOUR SOUL WHENEVER POSSIBLE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 30/09/2026
Folks, I love TNT’s The Closer, and I love Kyra Sedgwick as Deputy Chief Brenda Leigh Johnson, but it’s the wildest kind of copaganda, because while it casts the cops in the best possible light, they’re still pretty dirty. Chief Johnson just put a man in jail so that he could be the victim of a hit.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 30/09/2026
Driving to work yesterday (I was so tired, okay?) and I had to stop on a side-street to let a cyclist and a car navigate through a tight spot with cars parked on both sides of the road. I didn’t let it ruin my day.
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Dom Ervolina @dominicervolina.com · 30/09/2026
No bear has ever doxxed a rape victim
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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer @radobrien.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
If you want to know how stupid everyone is being in ireland right now
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 30/09/2026
Honestly, pitcher plants are kinda gross looking.
A pitcher plant’s pitcher portion hanging down from a vine-like structure from above with some leaves and and other pitchers visible. Taken at the Rawlings Conservatory in Baltimore.
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Melissa Schober @melissaschober.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In addition to reasons listed by @bikemore.net, cuts to MTA hurt young people and families. Some 30,000 young people rely on MTA to reach school in Baltimore. When they're absent or late, or transfer because of unreliability that hurts them and their classmates. www.mdotctp.com
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What the draft budget does to Baltimore transit — Bikemore & CMTA
Bikemore and CMTA read MDOT’s draft FY2027-2032 transportation budget against the plan enacted before it: the Red Line goes unbuilt, Baltimore transit repair is cut, and highway widening and Washingto...
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ve, the ghost of info past @vortexegg.com · 29/09/2026
Type of guy who chooses to work at the vampire factory
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
like I hope it's obvious by now that all the "MeToo went too far!" bleating is because it got rapists in trouble and they don't think rapists should get in trouble.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If anybody thinks this sounds neat: a heads up that the tickets are ~75% sold.
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 28/09/2026
If you look real close you can see where cutting off that cyclist made a big impact on your quality of life.
Galaxy with arrow point out “those 3 seconds you saved while risking someone’s life”
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I am le tired @runnerlane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s perfect here today, maybe 70 degrees. There are cars with the windows up idling 45 minutes before school lets out. Gas is still too cheap.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am growing very close to convinced that Andy Beshear actually Believes in Things.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't think there's an analogue in popular music for Wonder's accomplishment anywhere. You have to think more of like Haydn or Mozart, guys who, when they were in the zone, just did it at will. oh you need a whole symphony, cool, how's Tuesday? anyway go listen to an impossibly rare treat
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Jake Wright @bcnjake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t wanna hear SHIT about woke run amok when protesting genocide gets you banned from campus and sexual assault gets you an apology letter.
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Leonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It used to be that when I got up in the morning there were a lot of people outside the US on my timeline going "oh dear what have the Americans got up to now" These days they're all like "well our government has just outlawed sitting down" Fun times for all of us, I'd say
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 28/09/2026
I looked it up, but still feel like I’m in a bubble.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 28/09/2026
I’ve been to Mader’s but still have no idea what a Schnitzelbank is. Guess I’m in a bubble.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 28/09/2026
At first I was mad that somebody reprinted this early Heinlein juvenile novel with such a bad cover, but then I remembered that it’s another one where a character ends up in a relationship with his great-grandniece. Dammit, Bob. What the fuck?
A book titled “Time for the Stars” by Robert A. Heinlein showing a spaceship flying between a planet and its far too close moon with two superimposed photos of a kid representing the protagonist and his twin brother.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Airhead Pete Hegseth tried to force women out of the military by revamping the fitness test to favor male bodies even more and… female and male Marines passed at pretty much the same rate thewarhorse.org/hegseth-mari...
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Hegseth Made the Fitness Test Harder for Women in Combat Roles. Most Female Marines Are Passing
Data shows almost all Marine females serving in combat roles have met or exceeded Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth's new physical fitness standard.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 28/09/2026
I still haven’t seen the name of the song or the name of the singer, just a lot of weird yelling, but partly that’s because I’m not on socials much other than the Carly Rae Jepsen discord, what with her double album being extraordinarily good. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 27/09/2026
Keep up the good work!! I’m in that district so it means a lot to me.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
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Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 26/09/2026
Somebody told me about the crowd’s (positive) reaction at their showing, and it made me worry about things that never came to pass. I highly recommend going in completely unaware! What a movie!
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 26/09/2026
Shelley and I saw If I Go Will They Miss Me at the Charles on Thursday, and it was incredible. I guarantee that you’ve never seen anything like it - in all the best possible ways. Naturalistic dialogue with magical realism, incredible honesty and beautiful relationships. Also showing at the Senator!
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But Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 25/09/2026
This keeps happening to Shelved By Genre because they quote Tolkien works in the course of multi-hour reviews. Spotify is, as OP says, the bane of podcasters' lives. Use literally any actual podcast app and both you and your favourite podcaster will be happier.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm betting the documents will definitely *not *be Smith's "Companies colluding to raise prices is the real problem" or "Excess profits are the real problem" or "you have to pay your workers a living wage" from Wealth or "admiring rich people is in fact a moral failing" from Moral Sentiment.
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 23/09/2026
I think “giving berth” is a pretty good term for agreeing to be a surrogate.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 22/09/2026
It goes to all mail. Basically it turns off the “inbox” flag.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 22/09/2026
Very unfair because they showed the trailer at the Charles before TS&DACM.
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A Flock rep *claimed* that the cameras are 93% accurate, but as the NBC report points out, if Flock scans 20 billion plates a month, that’s a whole bunch of false positives.
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Alarming rise in mistaken vehicle stops tied to automated license plate readers
Controversial cameras like Flock and automated license plate readers are mistakenly flagging more cars. NBC News’ Dana Griffin spoke with one woman who was stopped multiple times.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 22/09/2026
Lionel Ritchie was everywhere in the 70s and 80s and I think people in recent years could be forgiven for thinking he was just a corny pop act, but John is completely right. The guy is a legend for a reason.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 22/09/2026
What sealed my cisgender deal was talking to trans people and realizing that while I thought a lot about gender in terms of feminism and patriarchy and politics, I never once gave a moment to thinking about mine.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 22/09/2026
Seeing Maryland push him off the ladder and smash his face on every rung on the way down in his presidential bid? Mmmmm. Good stuff.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 21/09/2026
As a midwesterner, the last thing I want is to be in the way. 😭
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 21/09/2026
As the tall half of a tall/small, finding the right place to stand at a show makes me so anxious.
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Jemaleddin Cole Loves You @jemal.co · 21/09/2026
You’re probably listening to the “Night” half of Carly’s new album.
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Anaheim Assis @seuassis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen -
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