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Baltimore dilettante with a photogenic dog

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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Re-upping this: we're very happy for the now-former line cook, who got a job in IT! But we gotta get Doug out of the kitchen. Please ping me if you know anyone who might be interested. Weds-Sat nights.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somber night in Fells.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I appreciate it when friends give me a reality check
A screenshot of part of a text message conversation . 

Person 1: where's the office?
Person 2: Vienna
Person 1: No
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maryland charges for fingerprinting?!? That feels a little outrageous
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If anybody thinks this sounds neat: a heads up that the tickets are ~75% sold.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guess who happily hopped on and hung out on the Pride of Baltimore II again
A large dog, on the deck of a ship.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Trying to listen to my ancient copy of Devotion and it's doing some real funky things
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just reenact the Girl Drink Drunk skit. The interviewer will be well acquainted with Kids in the Hall and your interview will be a slam dunk
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Update: my partner’s summer reading.
A stack of books on a wooden table. 

THE ART THIEF
HOW TO HIDE AN EMPIRE
DEAD WAKE
ISAAC'S STORM
SNAKEHEAD: An Epic Tale of the
Chinatown Underworld and the American Dream
A MARRIAGE AT SEA
ASTORIA 
THE BURNING: THE TULSA RACE MASSACRE OF 1921
Killers of the Flower Moon
THE WAGER
LAST CALL THE HOTEL-IMPERIAL
TEQUILA WARS
AWALK IN THE PARK
The WRECK of the MENTOR: A True Story of Death, Despair, and Deliverance
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m not usually over in this part of town, so maybe this is common knowledge, but the Roland Park school pickup hazards situation is completely out of control
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enjoyed the Technicolor noirishness of Leave Her to Heaven.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Waiting on a slice of cheese
A large fluffy dog sitting on a brick city sidewalk
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Today's obsession: remembering as much as I can from the Hopkins x Walters Art Museum 'Beauty & the Brain' exhibits. There were two: one on variations of Jean Arp sculpture(s) and one on tactile perception of Renaissance statuettes Really wish this line of inquiry continued on
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One month until our fundraising cocktail hour at the historic botanic garden.
A non-AI design for an upcoming fundraiser, Cocktails at the Conservatory. There is an illustration of the part of the building that will be undergoing a renovation shortly (hence the fundraiser.)
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know it's Fool's Autumn or whatever but by jove I'll take it
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Re-upping this - if you know anyone please let me know!
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He was a good sport about it, but Enzo didn’t love his fancy hotel pool experience
A large fluffy dog wading with trepidation in a shallow part of a pool. Other dogs are seen behind him, enjoying the pool more thoroughly
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Job searching and running out of jobs to apply to - what a way to bring a little extra low-level panic to the day.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Planning out another fundraising cocktail hour for my favorite local Victorian-era conservatory, and curious if anyone has suggestions for hors d'oeuvres or snacky things that don't say 'full dinner'. Times like these make me really miss Kinderhook.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One of our favorite regulars-turned-friends was on the jumbotron for a sec wearing a bar t-shirt, yesssss
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's 9/9/9, so you know it's gonna be crazy at the yard today We have a sticker to commemorate the occasion yes that's Enzo riding a hot dog
A digital illustration of a dog (our dog) riding a hot dog. The hot dog is emblazoned with 9.9.9 on the bun. The dog is holding a flag in its mouth with the initials SP.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
been trying to be frugal and eco-conscious by getting clothes secondhand instead of new, which feels overall good, but having a real tough time with other people's detergents
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
From yesterday’s trip to the park
A large fluffy dog laying down in the grass on a sunny day, surrounded by fields and trees
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Super cute stickers from @byelacey.bsky.social arrived today
Four stickers on a wood background. Each sticker captures various vibes of Great Pyrenees dogs. One sticker’s text says “ bark at it” and two say ”no thoughts just vibes.”
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Of course I buy the tickets for the fancy dog swim before the free public pool dog swim gets announced
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the ‘aren’t I a little stinker’ face, typically preceding a bork if a treat/additional walk is not immediately forthcoming
A large fluffy dog sitting on a city sidewalk, looking expectedly at the image taker, looking for a treat
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cowser really rewarding the late night baseball game watching to the bitter end tonight
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I always enjoy watching actors specifically “act” inside a scene. Started with my first viewing of Mulholland Drive
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Glorious weather
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Weird, bad week, but Late Fame will be screening at the Charles, so there's something good for the weekend.
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
my dog disagrees with late summer being his time ☀️
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A new guy joined my day job team, I instantly clocked him as a friend of a friend who stops in at our bar. In our intro chat I told him: it’s secretly the bar that UX helped build. I went into tech in part to make this dream happen. My worlds, colliding.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Very important to check in on the most recent news updates first thing in the morning
A large fluffy dog checking out a fire hydrant on a brick city sidewalk on his morning walk, just like in the cartoons
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Way more John Waters in the Mary Oliver documentary than I expected (complimentary)
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I faced up to the thing I’ve been dreading/putting off for years, and made a portfolio site. Yapping with a slide deck has seen me through till now, but I’m worried I’m getting filtered out of applications by leaving that question blank.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Clearly I’m not living life to my full potential, because I’m not at Bjork’s eclipse rave outside Reykjavik today.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Saw a “lithograph” sell at auction for $275 that I am fairly certain is just a torn out page from a book. Scammy!
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'm so sorry guys, I have a theory that everyone has a bad take in them and this is mine: I love this garden. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/11/n...
nytimes.com
Mamdani to Abandon Plan to Replace Elizabeth Street Garden With Housing
After more than a decade, the fight over an effort to build affordable housing on the site of a community garden in Manhattan is winding down.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We need to hire a line cook. 25-30 hrs/week. Gottta love smashburgers and let’s collab on cocktail snacks
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hacked a tree to heaven down with a neighbor this morning. Very therapeutic to swing a hatchet when the opportunity presents itself.
An invasive tree of heaven plant that had been growing in a city sidewalk tree pit, now felled.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Biggest lesson for Baltimore folks: watch out for shared sallyports as your QOL may to some degree be affected by how hellish the neighbors might be.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The rowhouse next door has been a low-key nightmare for over a decade, due to terrible management. Now the BC rental license has lapsed and it's for sale - hoping someone less awful than the current slumlord will buy it.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
no joy in Baltimore baseball Bluesky
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Someone took the Royal Tenenbaum quote to heart in my neighborhood for a cybertruck with VA plates that was left in an accessible parking spot (no placard) for days and days ....love to see it
Movie still from the Royal Tenenbaums, the actor Gene Hackman is midway through the quote:  "I’m not talking about dance lessons, I’m talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield. I’m talking about taking it out and chopping it up."
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Turns out @spavel.bsky.social is as funny in person as he is on here
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Friend couldn’t make it, so I canceled our dinner reservation, and now I’m the performative dipshit reading their book at the bar.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Still thinking about the Marcella beans at Superiority Burger
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That hail was SO loud. And I thought Enzo disliked storms before this
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Celebrated the bar's 4th anniversary this weekend. All the ups and downs and trials and tribulations - very glad we've made it this far.
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Tbird @coupedetat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Had such a great time on NYC transit, especially the buses: clean, on time, COLD a/c!
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