alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 11/09/2026naw man, there's a fourth AI design, "enormous serif headings and teeny 1.5:1 contrast all-caps sans serif subheads" 011
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 09/09/2026my company's registered at the second scammiest one; just for the sake of having a virtual mailbox so as to not receive business junk mail. proud to announce I have received zero (0) trading standards complaints in my ten years though 101
Reposted by alex jegtnesvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too 383135620
Reposted by alex jegtnesWDC @webdevconf.com · 07/09/2026We're just 1 month away from WDC2026! Tickets are just £99! This year we have an awesome lineup of speakers @paavandesign.com @duncanpetrie.com @amyhupe.bsky.social @joshtumath.uk @hidde.blog @cjforms.bsky.social @rivea0.bsky.social @jesslynnrose.bsky.social webdevconf.comwebdevconf.comWDC2026 - October 9 2026, Watershed, Bristol, UK | Web Developers ConferenceWDC is the web design and development conference based in Bristol, taking place in autumn each year. 1119
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 06/09/2026it's a procedure to join two consenting adults who love each other into a culturally and legally recognised union, but that's not important right now. (I've been quiet about it as we're doing it in Norway and the paperwork and bureaucracy has been a stressful ballache, but I'm very much excited} 100
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 04/09/2026the crop is ruining the funniest thing about this, an automatic notification of my credit card being blocked after the first seven purchases 010
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 04/09/2026rumours have it he's been going overboard on bandcamp friday again 2100
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 04/09/2026getting ratioed by chess dot com on the website that you bought for fourty billion dollars and have spent every waking hour since trying to tweak it to make people love you. masterful gambit 4114647
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 04/09/2026I cannot believe that it's eight days until my wedding and the 1password chuds are making me add "change my password manager" to my bloody todo list. outrageous 290
Reposted by alex jegtnesHelena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026this is excellent 1741611658
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 01/09/2026tell you what lads, I am sick to my back teeth of waking up every day to find out about another figure in tech being fash, associating with fash, or funding fash; and long for the days when this caused some backlash in their immediate circles instead of a laudatory circlejerk on X The Everything App 061
Reposted by alex jegtnesændra. @aendra.com · 31/08/2026I will ignore you so long that you'll think I've died if you ever make the mistake of sending me a voice note 4312
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 31/08/2026leoparden skal jo ikke bite et godt norskt fjes, det går'ke 010
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 31/08/2026noe jeg ofte forteller briter som forestiller seg at Norge er et sosialistisk paradis der alle er fornuftige og alt fungerer glatt, er at Norge *valgte* å bli inspirert av Storbritannia's jernbanereform (som vi holder på å sakte avlegge) og da blir folk fort litt målløse 110
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 27/08/2026the thing I'm contracting on has gone >15 years without a rewrite, and generally I really like it because rewrites are unnecessary, and it's not Just Another SPA (jQuery my beloved—we didn't know how good we had it) but today I came across a conditional check to see if the browser was IE5 for Mac 😅 170
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 27/08/2026Hey Mx Wallet Inspector! Are you in the market for a bridge? I've got a beautiful one to sell to the right buyer. You look like you'd appreciate a good bridge. 040
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 25/08/2026I wish the careers counsellor at school had told me to get into industrial-scale fraud instead, it seems so easy, and so profitable 020
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 25/08/2026if every single person on earth bought and maintained a claude pro subscription at $20/month, it would take 15 years for Anthropic to reach $30T in revenue what are we even doing here 130
Reposted by alex jegtnesAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com 69135088678
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 25/08/2026there aren't enough beverages in the world to pour out. what an enormous loss to the world 🫗🫗🫗🫗🫗🫗 000
Reposted by alex jegtnesPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 13/08/2024The "double square" is much less well-known than the "double diamond" methodology, but much more frequently practiced 1012524
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 25/08/2026what helped with my M1: - be more selective about spotlight indexing (especially anything containing a node_modules) - try disabling some of your background third party apps and utilities; had used Magnet and Bartender for many years but lately they've apparently been perf hogs so I replaced them 040
Reposted by alex jegtnesJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 20/08/2026Yup. I know bullies online who are perfectly pleasant offline, and what I take from that is "Oh, so you know how to behave when you might get punched." And to tell on myself, this is one reason I'm a nicer person online now than I was a decade+ ago. I stopped liking that version of me, a lot. 491961230
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 20/08/2026sadly I can't be there but you should go if you can, LWS is a lovely crowd of smart and kind people 000
Reposted by alex jegtnesShecky @shecky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Kevin passed about an hour ago. The time to find his cats a home IS now, and I'm not one step closer to finding it. Please, friends. 6616101938
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 19/08/2026christ what a pointless endeavour. I'm, however, oddly reassured by that account already being muted or blocked by four separate blocklists/labels that I subscribe to 110
Reposted by alex jegtnesFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 24/03/2024every time some discourse makes me learn the name of another youtuber i email the genx listserv and have them raise housing prices another 3.5% 4728128
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 14/08/2026hi I'm the excess deposits of immunoglobulin A in the blood vessels of the kidneys (I am aware this is incredibly niche content, if there is a single other person on Bluesky with aggressive onset IgA nephropathy I'll eat my hat) 050
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 14/08/2026it's under safety and emergency -> emergency alerts -> emergency alert history on mine, but I had to really look for it. helpful 040
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 14/08/2026if the government wants people to keep emergency alerts on there really, really, really needs to be an alert level below the current HEART ATTACK INDUCING SIREN FROM YOUR PHONE OMG PANIC, which imo, should be reserved for "active shooter within a mile of your location" and "incoming nuclear missile" 030
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 12/08/2026reminds me of contracting for a subscription-based publication where you had to phone up to cancel; I asked why this was the case when the software stack we used supported online cancellation—"oh, we implemented that a while back but had to revert it; too many people cancelled their subscriptions" 030
Reposted by alex jegtnesFionchadd @fionchadd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Do I know anyone who’s built a website that’s needed to be accessible from China? Any tips / pitfalls etc I should be aware of? 313
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 05/08/2026sorry to hear, but good luck! the machine's been little short of a revelation for me (I'm definitely too fat and could do with losing weight, but I had apnea issues before that and I'm very fortunate it's working) 120
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 04/08/2026Was recently told at my intro session to wash mask daily (the bit that actually touches your face), wash the headgear and hose weekly, and to change filter every three months. All washing just to be done with warm, soapy water. 230
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 03/08/2026I really enjoy this series of interactive explanations of various every-day technology concepts and you may, too 042
Reposted by alex jegtnesGavin Miller @worriedaboutsatan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I mean, we all joked about comic sans and everything, but what I wouldn't give to see it on a poster these days instead of that fucking dreadful slop font. Would go to war for comic sans, I would run through a wall for times new roman. Impact, I take back everything I said about you. 916638
Reposted by alex jegtnesOliver Ash @oliverjash.me · 28/07/2026I'm looking for a new role as a lead frontend/TypeScript engineer. 👋 13 years of experience and I formerly led the web team at Unsplash. My CV: drive.google.com/file/d/1Hp7w... If you know of any roles, please reach out. I'd really appreciate if you could share. Thank you! 23122
Reposted by alex jegtnesMr. Escher A. Bug, MSc @escherbug.art · 28/07/2026She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in. 11557761210
alex jegtnes @jegtnes.com · 28/07/2026@mu.social hi folks—I fairly persistently (at least several times a week) lose my Mu auth status and have to re-auth to stay signed in. especially common if I open Mu links in new tabs. Firefox on Mac. is this a known issue? happy to help debug any way I can 000
Reposted by alex jegtnesThe Pudding @pudding.cool · 27/07/2026New project! Two influential word lists made by language researchers define an "essential English vocabulary" for learners: one from 1953 and another from 2023. In this essay, Jasmine Nackash examines the differences between them and what that says about us. link: pudding.cool/2026/07/esse... 13412