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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 11/10/2026
It's fun that we're debating end-game strategy in Jaguars-Eagles but the best strategy is "don't allow a 53-yard kick return."
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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 11/10/2026
Still would have been possible for the Jaguars to complete pass on the sidelines if there had been a touchback. The problem was giving up a long return, not allowing a return at all.
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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Funny Microsoft Copilot ad that’s like “damn that other guy is so much better at his job than you. You *could* ask him how he does it… but it would be a LOT easier to use AI to copy it!”
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“No Way To Prevent This,” Says Only Ballpark Where This Regularly Happens
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[experiencing a level of resentment i didn't think possible, trembling with anger, barely able to speak] yeah man no worries
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Jeff Underscore @jeffunderscore.com · 29/09/2026
New Philadelphia enemy. The Red Hat Guy
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
man, it can be way too easy to find yourself contributing to an internet pile-on a really good read here about that from someone on the other side
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Ko-tutankhamun @kingoftheu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mario explaining his first adventure to Luigi.
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 22/09/2026
Every sentence of this column is completely on point and what makes me worry about not only the future of CFB, but sports in general.
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Tom McAllister @tmcallister.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Congrats to the NFL on somehow making the measurment performance slower and more annoying
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the Rams’ uniforms tonight
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Rams wearing Cosmic Bowling jerseys
Highlighter yellow with blue numbers
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Jeff Underscore @jeffunderscore.com · 22/09/2026
Rams uniforms look preposterous- blue helmets, white pants and bright yellow tops
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Jeff Underscore @jeffunderscore.com · 20/09/2026
@richhofmann.bsky.social put it in the newsletter - a Philly championship! stats.premierlacrosseleague.com/games/2026/2...
stats.premierlacrosseleague.com
Outlaws vs Waterdogs Week 16 | Premier Lacrosse League
Outlaws 4, Waterdogs 14. Premier Lacrosse League game stats and box score.
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Jeff Underscore @jeffunderscore.com · 20/09/2026
If the Eagles throw anyone swing pass, we riot
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Jeffrey Wuhl @jeffreywuhl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Go Birds
Boathouse row in Eagles green
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 07/09/2026
Two men promised a $1.1 million 3D printer could fix this town’s housing crisis. To this day, the one duplex it printed still isn’t finished. A $590,000 deposit for the printer was forfeited. And the more reporter Molly Parker asked questions, the weirder things got: propub.li/4nlU1VD
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devin mcintyre @devinmcintyre.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
makai lemon asking what weird fucking day is the NFL opening on this year and jack donaghy saying lemon it's wednesday
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
It wasn't even particularly close.
Time is expired and nobody has touched the ball.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
and if there were any question, NBC's video is directly synced to the daktronics. this is a genuinely undebatable issue that the game was over.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok, this one time I will hand it to the Cardinals
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Cardinals, in response to home-plate umpire Doug Eddings telling rookie Hancel Rincon to fix his hat last night, all wore tipped caps in their dugout tonight. The Rockies did, as well, after Eddings claimed Hunter Goodman asked for Rincon to fix his hat, something Goodman strongly denied.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Quick thoughts on the Browns announcing Deshaun Watson is their starting QB
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Jeff Underscore @jeffunderscore.com · 23/08/2026
Tonights watching is Australian rules football. Always love watching this stuff slightly less inscrutable than cricket
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Jeff Underscore @jeffunderscore.com · 22/08/2026
Watching a little cricket this morning and wow the rules are still inscrutable to me. Need to study a bit more en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caribbe...
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Caribbean Premier League - Wikipedia
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Jeff Underscore @jeffunderscore.com · 22/08/2026
Sure, let’s build a big stadium in that region of the state with taxpayer money. > Much of Gary, Ind., has been without electricity for 10 days since deadly storms ripped through the city. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/21/u...
nytimes.com
Desperation Mounts as Thousands in Indiana Endure 10 Days Without Power (Gift Article)
Floods from powerful thunderstorms devastated Gary, where a third of residents live below the poverty line and full restoration isn’t expected until next week.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good dad phrase is “making a dent.” You can make a dent in a house project, a to-do list, a jumbo sized order of potato skins… anything really
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 18/08/2026
Steve Ballmer's backstage negotiation for his team's own punishment is essential to understanding the mess — now spilling out into public view — between the Clippers, ESPN and the NBA. youtube.com/shorts/7NcRm...
youtube.com
Pablo Torre on today's news from the Clippers, NBA and ESPN:
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Jeff Underscore @jeffunderscore.com · 16/08/2026
Being said that Preseason means nothing but this is one of the worst football games I’ve seen ever from any team from the Eagles tonight
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
9 pitches. He’s seen 9 major league pitches. And he’s sent 3 of them over the fence.
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
JOSHUA BAEZ IS THE FIRST PLAYER IN MLB HISTORY WITH 3 HOME RUNS IN HIS MLB DEBUT!!!!
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Sam Dykstra @samdykstramilb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Here’s Joshua Báez’s first MLB hit, homer, RBI, at-bat, plate appearance, etc etc etc
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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 12/08/2026
Aaron Rodgers is obsessed with his own privacy. His neighbors? Not so much. After moving to a new town, Rodgers used a cutout to secretly fund the local police department’s Flock-style surveillance program. www.foiaball.com/p/aaron-rodg...
foiaball.com
Aaron Rodgers secretly funded his town's Flock-style cameras
The QB used an LLC to shield his identity.
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Jeff Underscore @jeffunderscore.com · 31/07/2026
The Trump administration exempted natural diamonds from its latest batch of tariffs, after negotiations and a gift to Trump of a ring encrusted with 321 diamonds from a trade group in Belgium. —- This sjit just happens every day now?
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm not innocent of it but "screenshot of a tweet" should only be a post under exceptional circumstances
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
FIFA has a funny set-up where every country gets exactly one vote which means small countries are way overrepresented and you can hang on to power by promising little giveaways to those countries and their reps. Thankfully no similar system exists in the United States government, that would be bad
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Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Meet Joey Abel, the Delco native who sunburned LeBron into his back. He was in Sea Isle when the idea occurred to him. “I was like, ‘How can I get a LeBron James jersey as fast as possible?’ And that’s where my mind went.” Abel has no plans to apply aloe vera: www.inquirer.com/sixers/meet-...
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This Delco man sunburned LeBron James’ jersey into his back in Sea Isle. He called it an act of ‘Philly toughness’
Joey Abel's passion for the Sixers runs hot.
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Chad Finn @chadfinn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Should have stopped right here.
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Michael Levin @michaellevin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
sending this jersey back to Daryl with "LEBRON AT THE VET MIN" taped inscrutably over it
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Jeff Underscore @jeffunderscore.com · 24/07/2026
LEBRON
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
LEBRON JAMES RING THAT BELL BROTHA
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
macromedia shockwave, print ad (1999) archive.org/details/eu_W...
prominent text:
shockwave makes your website groovy, baby!
photo: austin powers and felicity shagwell back to back, holding pistols, smiling, against a shagadelic background of coloured flower outlines.
smaller text:
austinpowers.com uses
the shockwave player to deliver the
web's most shagadelic experience.
when you want more of the world to visit your site and return more often,
reach for the director 7 shockwave internet studio. it's the secret agent
of engaging and entertaining sites that add life to the web.
www.macromedia.com
add life to the web
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The Soccer Times @nysoccertimes.com · 22/07/2026
Westchester SC unveils a new Metro-North Railroad inspired "commuter" kit ahead of its USL League One game against New York Cosmos tonight 🚉⚽️
Weshchester SC jersey, white shirt with collar and the paths of the Hudson, Harlem, and New Haven lines visible on the front. Made by Hummel
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Matthew De George @sportsdoctormd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Watch Dylan Nealis get absolutely sonned by Neil Pierre
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
dawg the brazilians are calling it asfaltos unidos in the QTs we're getting cooked
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