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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

It is pretty funny to do "the Dodgers are unstoppable" discourse on a weekend where they might be swept by a team kept afloat by the AL being just dogshit

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Jarrett Seidler @seidler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

everything else aside you can say a lot of shit about Friedman as an exec, a lot of good, some not so good, but I don’t think there’s another GM in my life who has ever understood *the assignment* as well as him

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

If u lived through the McCourt era this is your reward. The owners wouldn’t cough up the money for a cliff lee rental but were paying a psychic in Boston to “think blue.”

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phylan @phylan.website · 02/08/2026

I'll say it: greatest comeback in WPBL history

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026

let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Mo'ne Davis scores the first run in WPBL history for the LA Queens (although New York now leads 7-2)

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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

SOURCE: Luis Arraez was scratched from tonight’s lineup after crashing a scooter into the scooter that Harrison Bader crashed into a fire engine, injuring his peritoneal recumbent dubis.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026

“Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio

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A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set

BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the proj...

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 20/06/2026

Grief sucks. That's all

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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

*muffled under mountains of ADHD detritus* it’s actually a superpower

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 03/06/2026

Secone try, and I don't really follow basketball. Crazy. I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=r4S...

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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 01/06/2026

Haven't posted or interacted with much lately. Having a really difficult moment in my life. Trying to take things day by day, but really struggling.

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 18/04/2026

Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18

Al Pacino looking suspiciously at Robin Williams sitting in front of ferry windows

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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

If you are here because X is down right now, welcome! Let us know how we can help you to never go back

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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

In baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeeeee!

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 16/03/2026

Embarrassing end to that game. Just awful

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 16/03/2026

Why are the Dodgers and US baseball people so desperately trying to make me hate baseball?! www.nytimes.com/athletic/712...

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Dodgers agree to deal with Uniqlo as official field presenting partner: Sources

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 15/03/2026

Go join the fucking military. I guarantee you the vast majority of service men and women don't feel more honored because any baseball player played a good baseball game. GTFOH with this stupid shit

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 13/03/2026

I know I'm biased as a kid of the 90s, but God damn, Dookie by Green Day still fucking slaps

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 22/02/2026

Football needs to end

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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Why do the biathletes not simply shoot the other guys if they ski past

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

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National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum @baseballhall.org · 09/02/2026

We'll pick it up from here. Spring Training and the World Baseball Classic are right around the corner!

Closeup of a hand reaching down to grip a baseball. (Mike Zarrilli/MLB Photos)

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance theonion.com/terrified-conservative…

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 07/02/2026

It's not going to happen but nothing would make me happier than learning that this Super Bowl ends up being one of the least watches in decades while the halftime show ends up being the most watched

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 02/02/2026

Took my first shot at oil painting. Definitely will need to work on it, but I enjoyed it and am finding the have for myself to say that for my first time, I didn't do too badly. Working on being happy with imperfection (Based on Bob Ross's Purple Splendor)

An oil painting based on Bob Ross's Purple Splendor from the Joy of Painting

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Canelo—who has never even seen a horse I don’t think—is like what the fuck absolutely not I don’t want to die when he meets Rudy at first Then Rudy kisses him and Canelo says it’s fine actually I would die 4 u let me into your stable now pls l live here now

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the cool s @sophiahelix.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

after exhaustive research I present to you the most Dickensian name on almost every MLB roster (*indicates non-roster)

Arizona Diamondbacks: Merrill Kelly
Atlanta Braves: Hurston Waldrep
Baltimore Orioles: Reed Trimble
Boston Red Sox: Garrett Crochet
Chicago Cubs: Dansby Swanson
Chicago White Sox: Wikelman Gonzalez
Cincinnati Reds: Spencer Steer
Cleveland Guardians: Jack Leftwich*
Colorado Rockies: Chase Dollander
Detroit Tigers: Dillon Dingler
Houston Astros: Jax Biggers*
Kansas City Royals: Bailey Falter
Los Angeles Angels: Walbert Urena
Los Angeles Dodgers: Dalton Rushing
Miami Marlins: Fenwick Trimble*

Milwaukee Brewers: Easton McGee
Minnesota Twins: Kody Funderburk
New York Mets: Tyrone Taylor
New York Yankees: Jazz Chisholm Jr
Philadelphia Phillies: Garrett Stubbs
Pittsburgh Pirates: Beau Burrows*
Sacramento A’s: JT Ginn
San Diego Padres: Xander Bogaerts
San Francisco Giants: Hayden Birdsong
Seattle Mariners: Emerson Hancock
St. Louis Cardinals: Tink Hence
Tampa Bay Rays: Cedric Mullins
Texas Rangers: Wyatt Langford
Toronto Blue Jays: Myles Straw
Washington Nationals: Clayton Beeter

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Mothership @mothership.blog · 30/01/2026

We're not publishing today. Instead of reading a new story today, we hope you'll join us in attending @minnmax.com's ICE OUT charity stream in collaboration with @giantbomb.bsky.social at 7pm ET 💜 www.youtube.com/live/SMcO71c...

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ICE Out Charity Stream - MinnMax X Giant Bomb

YouTube video by MinnMax

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2026

You work too hard not to give us your money. store.theonion.com/products/true-co…

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 27/01/2026

I don't care much for Belichick, but as a casual observer, this is beyond insane

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

and I used to thing *baseball* HOF voters undervalued BBs

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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 26/01/2026

So glad that I give absolutely no shits about either team in the Super Bowl.

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 26/01/2026

Also, thank God for the NFL salary cap, otherwise we wouldn't have the great diversity of teams making it to the Super Bowl every year /s

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 26/01/2026

Maybe I'll watch the Super Bowl as a protest against president Cheeto and in support of Bad Bunny.

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it

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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

The Dodgers have paid grown men millions of dollars to do what Decoy will do for free. ❤️

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 05/01/2026

Proud to say I went the whole NFL season and did not willingly or voluntarily watch a game this year. Obviously there were have on at some people's houses I visited or at restaurants, but otherwise didn't watch. Hoping to keep that trend going.

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Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 04/01/2026

So when can you start

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 25/12/2025

Asshole is upset that his assholery prevented him from being on a special for a show that he bailed on in its second season.

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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 24/12/2025

Football is modern day Roman gladiatorism. Take the poorest, neediest people with the fewest options because of a society that keeps them down, promise them fame and fortune, and watch as they destroy their lives for human entertainment.

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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

The MLBPA and NFLPA are both vital, the former for showing everyone else what could be done and the other for showing everyone else what could be done if you were asleep at the wheel.

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