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Jeff D.

@jeffdesurra.com
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Program manager @ Waymo, Snoopy enthusiast, Dodger fan, father, husband, tech geek, ADHD, PTSD, GAD, PD, writer of run-on sentences. he/him

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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It is pretty funny to do "the Dodgers are unstoppable" discourse on a weekend where they might be swept by a team kept afloat by the AL being just dogshit
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Jarrett Seidler @seidler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
everything else aside you can say a lot of shit about Friedman as an exec, a lot of good, some not so good, but I don’t think there’s another GM in my life who has ever understood *the assignment* as well as him
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If u lived through the McCourt era this is your reward. The owners wouldn’t cough up the money for a cliff lee rental but were paying a psychic in Boston to “think blue.”
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phylan @phylan.website · 02/08/2026
I'll say it: greatest comeback in WPBL history
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/08/2026
let's take a moment also to celebrate the first absolute meatball down the middle getting fucking crushed. the first woman in pro baseball league history to get her shit rocked
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Mo'ne Davis scores the first run in WPBL history for the LA Queens (although New York now leads 7-2)
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Productive Outs @productiveouts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SOURCE: Luis Arraez was scratched from tonight’s lineup after crashing a scooter into the scooter that Harrison Bader crashed into a fire engine, injuring his peritoneal recumbent dubis.
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/07/2026
“Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio
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A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the proj...
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 18/07/2026
Just bought my ticket to see it tomorrow
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 20/06/2026
Grief sucks. That's all
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Siobhan Thompson @vornietom.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
*muffled under mountains of ADHD detritus* it’s actually a superpower
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 03/06/2026
Secone try, and I don't really follow basketball. Crazy. I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? www.82-0.com/share?id=r4S...
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Build the ultimate NBA all-time team and see if you can go 82-0
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 01/06/2026
Haven't posted or interacted with much lately. Having a really difficult moment in my life. Trying to take things day by day, but really struggling.
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 18/04/2026
Without stating your age, post your favorite film released the year you turned 18
Al Pacino looking suspiciously at Robin Williams sitting in front of ferry windows
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Casey Newton @caseynewton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If you are here because X is down right now, welcome! Let us know how we can help you to never go back
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 03/04/2026
Don't delete, Molly! Thanks for taking a stand!
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 31/03/2026
... is this English? I'm crazy jet lagged, so maybe my brain is broke, but I have no clue what he's trying to say
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
In baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeeeee!
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 28/03/2026
2.5" is a massive amount to be off. That's almost the width of an adult hand; it shouldn't be that hard to know the difference
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 28/03/2026
There's no such thing as dopamine hits?! Gtfo Taylor. Holy shit she's gone off the deep end and that's saying something for someone who was already way the fuck out there
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 27/03/2026
Jon Heyman with a bullshit take? No waaaaaaaaaaaay
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 25/03/2026
Canceling Spotify after the Joe Rogan bullshit remains one of the best decisions I've ever made
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 19/03/2026
I love the idea of Orel and Gonzalez together. Paired with Benetti, that should be a great booth
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 16/03/2026
I'm a little league coach. The reason we tell kids to swing at anything close is because everyone is a volunteer and most kids are too selective and/or scared to swing. I would never tell a professional athlete to swing at a ball at his shins
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 16/03/2026
Embarrassing end to that game. Just awful
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 16/03/2026
Why are the Dodgers and US baseball people so desperately trying to make me hate baseball?! www.nytimes.com/athletic/712...
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Dodgers agree to deal with Uniqlo as official field presenting partner: Sources
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 15/03/2026
Go join the fucking military. I guarantee you the vast majority of service men and women don't feel more honored because any baseball player played a good baseball game. GTFOH with this stupid shit
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 13/03/2026
I cannot watch for the inevitable pasta salami madness that will emerge as a DPI video from the episode. (At least I hope it's inevitable, this episode was absolutely unhinged)
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 13/03/2026
Also, if need need more evidence that humans want to create stories and assign meaning to everything, I'm still convinced that album is a rock opera about 16 yo kid who goes through a breakup, leaves home, gets tangled up with a bad crowd, and discovered his sexuality at 17 before coming home
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 13/03/2026
I know I'm biased as a kid of the 90s, but God damn, Dookie by Green Day still fucking slaps
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 11/03/2026
This along with DeRosa's braindead comments about players needing to submit to Manfred and the owners makes me kind of glad Italy beat them. Lots of hubris and stupidity to go around.
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 11/03/2026
I'd say Victor Caratini, but I guess he's actually Puerto Rican
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 01/03/2026
YUP!
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 27/02/2026
I made an audible groan on this one. Well done.
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 25/02/2026
Lance Armstrong is a big one. I think Ballon Boy's parents more than balloon boy himself, unless that kid did something later in life. His parents - especially his dad - was just awful
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 23/02/2026
Joe, hate watching the opening and closing ceremonies is a household tradition for our family going back decades. Embrace the weird and learn to love (and hate love) the unknown
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 22/02/2026
whatever stress I feel during the baseball postseason, hockey, even for regular season games, is exponentially worse
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 22/02/2026
Football needs to end
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 21/02/2026
"...They want to be able to bring their kids and be affordable and they want safety and they want to have a good experience, so they get all the entertainment stuff or whatever. The purists, you know, it’s just straight winning.”
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 21/02/2026
God, that's not even the worst quote in the article: “The moms want to be able to afford to bring the kids. Moms make about 80% of the decisions. (cont.)
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Barry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Why do the biathletes not simply shoot the other guys if they ski past
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Baseball Prospectus @baseballprospectus.com · 20/02/2026
Whose Fault is a Lockout? An Investigation by Marc Normandin (@marcnormandin.bsky.social) www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
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Whose Fault is a Lockout? An Investigation | Baseball Prospectus
There were a lot of odd reactions to former executive director of the MLB Players Association Tony Clark resigning this week. Some had concerns that this meant the union was now going to be doomed in…
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 13/02/2026
This is unhinged in the best possible way
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 12/02/2026
Cool cool cool. I mean, I can't get enough of all the weird DFAs that happen for no reason in the offseason, so why not add dead contracts getting passed around? I can't wait to read Gen Alpha TikTok takes on these fascinating transactions 🤦‍♂️
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 12/02/2026
This is the same guy who spent way too much time fawning over Trevor Bauer in the MVP Machine, right?
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Jeff D. @jeffdesurra.com · 09/02/2026
I'm not sure the suits care if the clicks are "successful" as much as they want to see that UX designers "drive engagement" with the feature. (In other words, as you said, it's a feature, not a bug)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/02/2026
Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
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National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum @baseballhall.org · 09/02/2026
We'll pick it up from here. Spring Training and the World Baseball Classic are right around the corner!
Closeup of a hand reaching down to grip a baseball. (Mike Zarrilli/MLB Photos)
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