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Blocked by Rick Santorum on Twitter Cat dad Would’ve preferred life as a royal baby

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
People who walk around whistling happy tunes have killed before and will kill again.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Don’t shame people for not immediately reading all the books they buy. Some books aren’t made to be ready right away, okay? Some books need time to mature. Some books need to cure for a while. Some books are prosciutto, and don’t you forget it.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
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Pinky @pinky1259.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Happy CaTuRdAy🐾
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I have no friends over here lol. I have a few left on Twitter. But mostly Instagram and TikTok.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Won the coin toss and already got an iffy penalty? Chiefs 4-peat incoming. This one is already over.
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Buhlakay @pangintoyou.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The only season of drag race I’d ever be invested in would be if they brought back every queen Rupaul had beef with for an all stars
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Has there been discussion on the possibility that as the private owner of Twitter, Musk has access to Trump’s DMs and is extorting him??
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Emelia Perez is winning critics choice awards. Gross
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AKIRA @alphapupakira.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Abracadabra is legitimately so good
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
There’s no Grammys coverage coming up in my FYP here. Work on it Bluesky please
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Approx 1 - 2 weeks from making my weight loss goal.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Me texting boys exclusively hundreds (thousands even) of miles from me. I’m so dumb.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Taylor Swift surprise appearance at Chiefs ThreePeat Super Bowl parade. Calling it now!
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
CHIIIIEEEEFFFSSSS
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chow-down.bsky.social @chow-down.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
this generation will never understand the joys of going to a midnight release for a game playing til 5 am and crashing your car on the way to marching band practice cause you fell asleep at the wheel
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Not enough of this content on BlueSky. Doing my part to grow this app #lacoste #taylorzakharperez
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I find myself increasingly smitten with Microsoft products and tiring of Apple products. Does this mean I’m old
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If I didn’t still have a Twitter I wouldn’t know about the Taylor Zakhar Perez Lacoste underwear campaign and that’s a problem.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
First day of school lol. Been a decade. Bet I still kill it.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I wasn’t ranting on Red Note all morning about the TikTok ban and now it’s back. You’re welcome everyone.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Democrats are completely incompetent and stupid.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Deactivated Facebook and Instagram.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
All you can do is write your congressperson who most likely voted for the TikTok ban and tell them you’re not voting for them again. That’s all you can do that isn’t to pull a Mario party if you know what I mean
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
@ Chiefs ownership: please pay Spags whatever he wants to stay here forever
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
99% of my Red Note feed is hot Chinese men with feral Americans in their comments.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Tracking my diet in MyFitnessPal goes like this… Protein 👍 Fat 👍 Carbs 👍 Fiber 👍 Sugar 👍 Cholesterol 👍 Sodium 🚑 👹 🪦😵⚰️💩
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Fun little action book.
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 13/01/2025
when i refer to "the good times" i mean the mesozoic era
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Rest in Piss Anita Bryant
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Deactivated my Facebook.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The Canada thing might be a meme, but I don’t think he’s joking about militarized territorial expansion against two tiny countries that wouldn’t stand a chance.
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altNOAA 🇺🇸 @altnoaa.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Melania's life isn't that exciting. She was a girl with dreams of modeling who ended up moonlighting in prostitution and got shopped to a john, married for his money, had his baby while he was cheating on her with a porn star, blah blah blah. It's not worth a movie.
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Approaching halfway through Fairy Tale by Stephen King. I am really enjoying it. It’s my first King book even though I haven’t seen anyone recommend starting there it sounded like something I’d like. I guess I’m in trouble since he has like a hundred books
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Juror #2 is 3/5 stars
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/01/2025
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Kansas City blizzard 2025
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Steelers are frauds. Follow me for more piping hot takes
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Missing my kitty Chanel
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🦀 YORA 🦀 @yoracrab.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
i’m so tired i was genuinely trying to order food on the app store for like a minute
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Anderson Cooper being awkward and getting drunk with Andy Cohen as instigator best NYE tradition.
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
jokes on you i love to eat shit and die
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
#CatSky New pic of Chanel just dropped
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Jeffrey @jeffallton.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
If I were filthy rich I would employ a stylist and also a mean drag queen to critique the stylists work and keep everyone on point.
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