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Val 🐰

@jedival.bsky.social
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I’m tired, grandpa. Real down to mars girl 🛸💕. Aspiring film gal #ripcity #goducks🦆 #GBO 🍊

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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“it was like two 9/11s in one day”
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
oh btw physical media>>>
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
me today. Sad to see the PlayStation and Xbox news 👎🏼
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Ja came to see me before heading to Portland 🥹
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COURT$IDE KEV @kevindu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
joe cronin:
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Kirk @kirkwong.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Mood
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
JA IL BLAZERS MERCH NOW PLS
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Another pg is a choice
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Istg you bitches better welcome the Tennessee boy to Portland or ima throw hands
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I say the Paul Allen estate should cover some of the costs but yanno
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I would not be surprised if the blazers are out of Portland in 10 years with this owner lmao. And if the city refuses to give them an arena it’ll just be the As/Raiders situation all over again 👎🏼
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I know hell exists when things like this are real
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them
A listing for — and this is real — “Marrō Sparkling Bone Broth” in Blueberry Lemonade flavor. It calls itself “Wellness Fuel” and a “Revitalizing Protein Refresher.” It claims to have 12 grams of protein. The can is blue and yellow and features a skull wearing a bandana and sunglasses. 

I am as confused as you are. Please know that seeing the picture would not make it make more sense.
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Chase 'Hutch' Hutchinson 📽️ @eclectichutch.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
THE SAMURAI AND THE PRISONER: Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s adaptation is both a measured, crackling murder mystery and mesmerizing historical epic. Feels both like something entirely new for him as a filmmaker and also entirely him. It absolutely rocks 📽️ My #Cannes2026 review: www.thewrap.com/creative-con...
Motoki Masahiro as Lord Murashige Araki standing and staring at a group of men who are seated all around him in a still from Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s THE SAMURAI AND THE PRISONER.
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If we trade for AD I’m personally flying to Portland and waxing off his unibrow my damn self
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Coaches that are coaching for their jobs don’t usually do a great job. That being said for Nori and his agent to agree to this you have to wonder what Dundon/Cronin promised him for a roster.
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Can the blazers not
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BrowseTheStacks @browsethestacks.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Mark Hamill And Carrie Fisher (1979)
Mark Hamill And Carrie Fisher (1979)
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power
A screenshot of Tucker Carlson with a filter used to make him look roughly 10 years old
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I’m really disappointed in the A24 news :/
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Tara @taradeenihan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Whichever deity you may believe in… They don’t like him either.
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CoolHandNuke @mrfawkes50.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
someone teach this guy how to snap his fingers!
An image of a pretty genetic white guy who is presumably the director of the movie Backrooms. Caption: ‘Backrooms’ director says he would make generative AI “disappear forever” if he could snap his fingers”
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Kirk @kirkwong.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I will yeet myself off the Fremont bridge if the blazers trade for ad
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If I was president, the algae wouldn’t even try it. It would just know better
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
playing Mario 64 and he just disappeared into this wall in the basement..you think he’s in the backrooms?? 😰
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/06/2026
it was literature pub quiz night and our team name "flowers for algae gone" didn't get a single laugh, this isn't the country i grew up in
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
is your check engine light really on if you can’t see it?? shoutout to duck tape
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Y’all I’m building this tiny set tonight and it has a carton of the blue #freakmilk 😭
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Brooklyn. 🏀 (via Paul Williams) 💕
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
calling men, “brother” to let them know as a kid I watched 80s wrestling clips to fall asleep at night (friendzoning them)
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Rip to the city of New York. I know they’re in the STREETS tonight lmao
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Jacob Nierob @jnierob.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I watched prestige last night for the first time and I’m still not over it tbh. Fucking Nolan
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
These are my new fav thing omg 🥭🔥
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I would just like to say… #GoKnicks
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So let’s me get this straight: We don’t have money for childcare or money to give people affordable healthcare but apparently have plenty to take over and run an entire country in South America
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Watched a classic tonight
A Rear Window meme with Grace Kelly's character saying "Babe please have sex with me I'm so horny" and Jimmy Stewart's character with a telescopic camera in hand saying, "Uhhhh I think there was a murder"
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Movie I watched wayyy too young. I was about 7 years old flipping through channels on Halloween while eating my candy, and it just so happened to be the prom scene where she’s killing everyone. Haunted me for YEARS. I love horror movies now though lol
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
good morning
 a humpback whale smonked a j would it be
(Photo of a whale smoking a joint from its mouth)
like this?
(Photo of a whale smoking a joint from its blowhole)
or like this?
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
My mom is tryna help me unpack my moving boxes at my new place, and I had to decline cause I don’t want her to see my ahem ~toys~. Me, awkwardly deal with that and explain why/what/where/when?? No thank you!!¡!
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
My knees pop before it rains, you don’t want no parts in this youngin’ 🙅🏻‍♀️
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
It’s gonna be FUN being an Oregon/Tennessee fan in SEC/ACC territory ngl lmao. (fuuuuuck the cocks/clemson🤧)
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
F1 movie was GAS btw 😮‍💨🔥
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Life is hard, but at least I don’t have a baby with any of my ex’s 😭
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Such a good szn y’all 😭❤️
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
pics of the Grand Canyon from yesterday 🙆🏻‍♀️
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Val 🐰 @jedival.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
His name is Stinky 😭😂
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