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BBW (Blazers. Beers. Whiskey) everything I say is a parody. * Contains a bioengineered food ingredient*

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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 11h
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 21h
Wordle 1,931 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🤷🏻‍♂️
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s funny that Chauncey got arrested after game 1 and somehow Dundon made shit worse.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hahahaha oh my god. The vibes are the worst.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bet you didn’t know I was a microwave repairman. Well technically I’m just a teardownman. Tomorrow or next week or sometime next year we will find out if I’m a repairman.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Connections Puzzle #1208 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We gotta end the death penalty. This is fucking brutal.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw this license plate a few weeks ago and now every time I’m running late I think of this plate and hear an old Japanese man saying it over and over in my head.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bought Blazers tickets. I’ve got no backbone and I got a discount from my kid’s football league… so I guess I’ll be at the OKC game.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Connections Puzzle #1207 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Remember when Michelle Obama tried to do this?
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Day 7 off my ADHD meds because I missed my appointment and today I’ve found time to repair my microwave, lay out a new area rug and do just enough work things to not get fired. I haven’t showered, brushed my teeth or eaten though.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dundon killed the vibes of Rip City. This will be the first time in almost 20 years that I barely care that the Blazers play basketball next week.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wordle 1,928 3/6 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like I’m in the timeline where we are recycling d list celebrity deaths because i thought he died from Covid in 2020.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fan in the bathroom started making weird ass noises and smelling like it was going to catch on fire. So I literally just got home from Home Depot with a $270 replacement ready to replace it when my wife tells me the microwave (part of an oven/microwave wall unit) has no power. FML.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wordle 1,927 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟨🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older or it’s the gummy kicking in… but should I get my pilots license and start flying a biplane around town?
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Awesome news.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Connections Puzzle #1204 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟪🟪🟪🟪
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just got home and turned the Ducks game on and is Dante Moore okay?
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know the creators of Jury Duty are so upset they didn’t have an episode like this.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry but if you can include season 1 of True Detective…. You can include seasons 2-6 of the Sopranos.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,924 4/6 🟩⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🤷🏻‍♂️
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cool I’ve been bitten by about 20 mosquitoes this week.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol, jeez
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like I should have known ‘balloon pants’ would be ballooney but the photo in the ads just made them seem baggy.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wordle 1,922 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holy Trumpflation. The green Otter Pop is a current model year and the purple is vintage 2024. Sad,
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As a 46 year old male in the process of trying to replace an area rug that was pissed on (by a dog). I finally understand why The Dude was so upset.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have been in a horrible cycle of accidentally biting my bottom lip while eating something, it swells up and because it’s swollen I bite it again over and over until my lip is destroyed. WebMd says it’s cancer.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My cats automatic litter box has recently started sending me notifications about their fall sale and other bullshit. I fucking hate capitalism
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hope the worst for Tim Apple after adding like 2 extra steps to use the bookmarks on Safari.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
She thinks if she blocks me from walking down the steps I’ll give her a treat. She doesn’t care if I trip and die.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So fucking funny.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would fucking ram car into oncoming traffic during a rainstorm before I spent $86 on a pair of wiper blades.
Autozone charges $42.99 for one fucking wiper blade.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Connections Puzzle #1194 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Coming up on 2 years and he doesn’t even know if he’s the guy that does the chem trails for the US or not.
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J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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