J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s funny that Chauncey got arrested after game 1 and somehow Dundon made shit worse. 2243
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I bet you didn’t know I was a microwave repairman. Well technically I’m just a teardownman. Tomorrow or next week or sometime next year we will find out if I’m a repairman. 020
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We gotta end the death penalty. This is fucking brutal. 030
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I saw this license plate a few weeks ago and now every time I’m running late I think of this plate and hear an old Japanese man saying it over and over in my head. 010
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I bought Blazers tickets. I’ve got no backbone and I got a discount from my kid’s football league… so I guess I’ll be at the OKC game. 010
Reposted by JRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 155164245540
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Day 7 off my ADHD meds because I missed my appointment and today I’ve found time to repair my microwave, lay out a new area rug and do just enough work things to not get fired. I haven’t showered, brushed my teeth or eaten though. 020
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dundon killed the vibes of Rip City. This will be the first time in almost 20 years that I barely care that the Blazers play basketball next week. 5303
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I feel like I’m in the timeline where we are recycling d list celebrity deaths because i thought he died from Covid in 2020. 030
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fan in the bathroom started making weird ass noises and smelling like it was going to catch on fire. So I literally just got home from Home Depot with a $270 replacement ready to replace it when my wife tells me the microwave (part of an oven/microwave wall unit) has no power. FML. 220
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older or it’s the gummy kicking in… but should I get my pilots license and start flying a biplane around town? 150
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just got home and turned the Ducks game on and is Dante Moore okay? 320
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know the creators of Jury Duty are so upset they didn’t have an episode like this. 010
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m sorry but if you can include season 1 of True Detective…. You can include seasons 2-6 of the Sopranos. 100
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Cool I’ve been bitten by about 20 mosquitoes this week. 130
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I feel like I should have known ‘balloon pants’ would be ballooney but the photo in the ads just made them seem baggy. 000
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Holy Trumpflation. The green Otter Pop is a current model year and the purple is vintage 2024. Sad, 020
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As a 46 year old male in the process of trying to replace an area rug that was pissed on (by a dog). I finally understand why The Dude was so upset. 161
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I have been in a horrible cycle of accidentally biting my bottom lip while eating something, it swells up and because it’s swollen I bite it again over and over until my lip is destroyed. WebMd says it’s cancer. 000
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My cats automatic litter box has recently started sending me notifications about their fall sale and other bullshit. I fucking hate capitalism 030
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I hope the worst for Tim Apple after adding like 2 extra steps to use the bookmarks on Safari. 010
Reposted by JThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef… 69129192821
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026She thinks if she blocks me from walking down the steps I’ll give her a treat. She doesn’t care if I trip and die. 020
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I would fucking ram car into oncoming traffic during a rainstorm before I spent $86 on a pair of wiper blades. 540
J @drunkinripcity.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Coming up on 2 years and he doesn’t even know if he’s the guy that does the chem trails for the US or not. 120