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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s literally building a fortified bunker, now an arch that holds major weapons, and controls the military and nukes. He has zero plams to leave, people better wake tf up
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 19/09/2026
Okay, this got me.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Mike Rogers refuses to talk about gas, groceries, seeing a doctor, or our broken infrastructure. Mike Rogers only wants to talk about old culture wars fought by small people with smaller ideas and no solutions to our actual problems.
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤩❤️ Buzzin!
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don’t think of it as a mild stroke… Think of it more as parts of his face being super eager to get to hell.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
Well it’s been fun everyone but my book is no longer on sale and I hope you’ll consider getting it at full price or from the library while I experience the joys of reading things that are not social media www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/746817...
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The Edge of Space-Time by Chanda Prescod-Weinstein: 9780593701683 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A fresh, charming, socially conscious tour of the mysteries of space-time, from the award-winning author of The Disordered Cosmos “With this extraordinary book, Prescod-Weinstein...
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Costa Samaras @costasamaras.com · 19/07/2026
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
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Hoarse Whisperer @therealhoarse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham has died after a brief illness His death leaves a huge void for Trump in particular since he has been lodged up Trump’s ass for years.
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Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 07/07/2026
an LLM is not credible if it doesn't know that Alex Jones has died from some kind of bizarre head explosion alone in the drivers seat of his parked van
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Candice @candicemakes.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
My neighbor has a band. They were practicing late into the night, so I sent the following text. "Tell your bass player he needs a click track; he's consistently a 32nd note late on the attack." The music stopped entirely shortly thereafter.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My man looks like the vice principal at a finishing school for henchmen
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💙❤️💙Mia💙❤️💙 @mommamia.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
…And this is being kind.
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David Rothschild @davmicrot.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Corporate Media: how will the Public react to the details of the meetings, the drama, the polling, what JD Vance wore to the meetings! Public: actually what we want to learn about is the crimes he committed against girls, not what JD Vance wore to the meetings.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
A clean, cogent argument can be made that while there are a great many accomplices involved, three men are predominantly responsible for the end of the American Century and the collapse of our republic: Newt Gingrich, Rubert Murdoch and Mark Burnett. I'm not here to argue, only to mourn.
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Lukács Doncic @weirdalf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Protesting in front of HBO offices to make sure they don’t bring back Euphoria
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jedilaw.bsky.social @jedilaw.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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jedilaw.bsky.social @jedilaw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Isn’t it time for Senate Democrats to send Chuck Schumer to the big AIPAC in the sky?
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Voters: "We're mad as hell, and we're not going to take it anymore!" Dem consultants: "What the voters want is compromise."
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jedilaw.bsky.social @jedilaw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@audacityofdespair.bsky.social was Beadie Russell from the Wire S2 intentionally named after the athlete?
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gnocchi dokey (she or they) @gnocchidokey.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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benny feldman (@Feldfrog) tweets "my buddy lost his job to AI. it was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center"

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screenshot because twitter
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Tens of thousands chant “Russians, go home!” at tonight’s anti-Orbán concert in Budapest’s Heroes’ Square ahead of Sunday’s Hungarian election.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop disassociating.
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jedilaw.bsky.social @jedilaw.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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jedilaw.bsky.social @jedilaw.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This is as if Lt. Calley were president of the United States.
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Tom McCudden @tbmccudden.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Heaven forbid! Just color swatches and different profiles. All the denominations are just “a gazillion.”
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Trump is such an asshole he’s got the Irish guy defending the English guy
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 17/03/2026
Everyone stfu the Sixth Circuit issued *gigantic* AI sanctions storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
We wholeheartedly agree. Irion and Egli breached the trust that we must have in the
lawyers appearing before us. They have brought the profession into disrepute. Irion's and Egli's failure to comply with the basic rules of our profession has forced us and the City to unnecessarily expend time and resources on a case that should have been litigated and resolved straightforwardly but was not. More importantly, by breaching our trust, we can no longer rely on the representations in Irion's and Egli's briefs, harming both their clients (whose cases are now viewed with skepticism and this court who must now independently verify everything Irion and Egli write. Finally, Irion and Egli have sullied the reputation of our bar, which now must litigate under the cloud of their conduct. We therefore issue these sanctions to Irion and Egli, the rationales for which we will explain below:
1. Irion and Egli must jointly and severally reimburse appellees in full for their reasonable attorneys' fees on appeal in all three appeals.
2. Irion and Egli must jointly and severally pay double costs to appellees for costs incurred under 28 U.S.C. § 1920 on appeal in all three appeals.
3. Appellees must file an accounting of their costs and attorneys' fees on appeal, with supporting documentation, no later than seven days from the date of thisorder. Irion and Egli shall file any responses or objections to appellees' requests for costs and attorneys' fees on appeal no later than seven days thereafter. There will be no replies.
4. Irion and Egli must each separately and individually pay $15,000 to the registry of this court as punitive sanctions for the proceedings in this court in all three appeals.
5. The clerk will forward a copy of this order to the chief judge to consider disciplinary proceedings under Sixth Circuit Local Rule 46.
6. If Irion and Egli are financially unable to comply with some or all of the requirements of this order, they must file an affidavit under seal describing their financial situation along with their objections to appellees' fee requests.
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Aurelius @parkusaurelius.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This is not a “Situation Room”. It’s a room in a shitty golf course hotel that he used to use to judge teen pageants and decide which teens to rape and traffic to other rapists. That was the “situation” this room was used for. It was also used to store stolen classified documents.
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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
This really is an incredible speech
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jedilaw.bsky.social @jedilaw.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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jedilaw.bsky.social @jedilaw.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
On the apparent eve of Trump ordering the illegal invasion of Greenland, @schumer.senate.gov is yucking it up with Trump’s errand boy, Rubio. This is beyond pathetic. If there was ever a time for unyielding opposition to EVERYTHING Trump or his lackeys say or do, it is NOW.
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Steph Cherrywell @stephcherrywell.com · 18/01/2026
This is actual a very appropriate metaphor in that he's making a move which is both illegal and very stupid.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Dear World: America is literally BORROWING the money we are using to terrorize the world. STOP lending us the money. Dump the treasury bonds you have and stop buying new ones. Just STOP. Our Congress is too pathetic to reign in the demented monster in the WH. So please cut off his MONEY!
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Gunther Fehlinger, chairman of the Austria Committee for NATO Enlargement, to United States: "If you take it, we will take every single base of the US from Aviano to Ramstein, from Romania to all the other military bases, will be confiscated and you will lost it." "If you go extreme, we go extreme"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/12/2025
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax theonion.com/tech-billionaires-thre…
Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax
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jedilaw.bsky.social @jedilaw.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
www.cbsnews.com/news/epstein... Look at CBS pretending to give a fuck about Trump wrongdoing.
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Over 500 pages in initial Epstein files release were entirely blacked out, CBS News finds
The Justice Department released thousands of new photos and records on Jeffrey Epstein on Friday, but at least 550 pages in the documents were fully redacted.
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jedilaw.bsky.social @jedilaw.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
They didn’t use the redaction feature. They applied a highlighter in black, apparently. The redaction tool, once it’s applied, and the file is saved, cannot be reversed. The metadata is stripped.
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jedilaw.bsky.social @jedilaw.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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Jen Rubin @jenrubin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I have just demanded a full refund for remaining tickets at the Kennedy Center. I did not buy anything at the "Trump Kennedy" Center. I encourage you to do the same #refundKennedy
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Susie Wiles: "Vanity Fair tricked me into saying embarrassing things about the Trump administration. And then I went back to talk with them ten more times."
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 12/12/2025
We all know Clarke's "sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" Well we have corollary:
Image of Shax from Star Trek Lower Decks with the words "Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice"
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
So many creep-ass Twitter accounts post paintings and photos from like, the 50s and 60s, with captions like “bring back cotillions, bring back balls, bring back house parties“ My guy Those still happen It’s just that no one‘s fucking inviting you You ever wonder why that is
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Netflix quietly selling the organs of three Stranger Things kids to finance the bid for Warners.
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Marie 🇨🇦 @pawbaby2.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
This man is a licensed physiotherapist who is skilled in treating geriatric patients and in his expert opinion based on his observations Trump has had a series of TIA’s or a stroke. It’s really obvious when you see Trump’s gait from this angle! What do you all think? 🤔 #USDemocracy #Pinks
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Dr. Annie Andrews @drannieandrews.com · 19/11/2025
You play stupid games you win stupid prizes, Lindsey. This temper tantrum you are having is unbecoming, even for you.
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
You might not have caught what just happened on the Senate floor, but the Senate just “deemed as passed” the Epstein resolution. That means as soon as it arrives from the House, it automatically passes the Senate (with no amendments) and heads to the President’s desk. Wow.
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